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Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 1902 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 237557 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Rumor has it that if you survive a night in our world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Ender Dragon named Steve.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the meme that became prophetic in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!