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CraftyCraftServer

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4182
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old skills and rules? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to learn NSFW skills like building giant phallic structures, mastering the art of pixelated twerking, and crafting inappropriate memes out of blocks. Our community is full of wild and wacky players who are always up for a good time. So come on over and unleash your inner naughty Minecraft master on our outrageous server!

RusCraft Minecraft Server

border conflict, border crossing, breach of sovereignty, cross-border conflict, diplomatic tensions, eastern europe, foreign affairs, international relations, Invasion, military confrontation, military incursion, military intervention, Minecraft, Moscow, POLITICAL CRISIS, RusCraft, russia, security breach, Server, territorial dispute, territorial incursion, territorial violation, Ukrainian troops

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7521
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian troops are now up to 30km inside russia but don’t worry we got u covered with our OP weapons and armor. join us for some crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the land like a boss. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting to be discovered. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyKhamenei’sKubedKarnage

Agreement, Attack, Conflict, CraftyKhameneisKubedKarnage, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israel, Khamenei, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Négotiation, nuclear deal, peace negotiations, Politics, postpone, regional stability, SECURITY, supreme leader, Tension

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1482
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Votes:	2949
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

So, like, this server is so lit that even Khamenei had to agree to postpone his attack on Israel just so he could join in on the fun! Like, can you imagine how epic this server is if even world leaders are like, “Hold up, gotta get my Minecraft on first”? Plus, the creepers here are like, super chill and won’t blow up your stuff unless you ask them nicely. And the diamonds? Oh man, don’t even get me started on the diamonds. They’re so abundant here that even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I need to get me some of those sparkly rocks.” So come join us and see for yourself why this server is the bomb dot com!

SkyhavenMC

Customenchants, Deathchest, hard mode, NotchAppleCrafting, PvE, PvP, Raiding, RottenFlesh2Leather, sethomes, SkyhavenMC, smp, Survival, Veinminer

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	923
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Buildings Constructed:	50
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Behold! A not so overly complicated to play and understand SMP server. You won’t find a thousand plugins, gameplay alterations, or an economy here. Just plain simple challenging hard-mode SMP

Spawn is a randomized 256 block area

Features: -Veinminer -RottenFlesh2Leather -NotchAppleCrafting -CustomEnchants -4 sethomes -no /back command -deathchest

skyhaven.my.pebble.host:25591

Starfall Sanctuary: Where Creepers Go to Relax and Blow Off Steam!

anti cheat, BLOW, community project, cooperation, creativity, CREEPERS, custom pictures, Diamond Economy, faster minecart, Fire Tick Off, Grief Protection, Mature Community, new season, one player sleep, player head drop., quality-of-life enhancements, Relax, Sanctuary, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, simple voice chat, slime chunk command, starfall, Steam, Survival, top 10 leaderboards, trial chambers vaults, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6125
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9451
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Astral Projections Made:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
New Chunks Explored:	64791	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.starfallsanctuary.com (Join our discord to be whitelisted)
Server Location	USA – New York
Community Location	Worldwide (From Eastern Europe to Hawaii our players come from everywhere!)
Server Discord	Discord
Server Map	MAP
Version	Java version 1.21.1

What makes this server special?

We’re an established, tight-knit community looking to welcome new players to our semi-vanilla survival server. Our server offers a classic Minecraft experience with just a few quality-of-life enhancements to keep things interesting, but we are committed to staying true to the core survival gameplay. We pride ourselves on being a mature and friendly group, and we’re eager to find like-minded players who value cooperation and creativity. Importantly, we are and always will be a free server without pay-to-win practices. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

If you’re looking for a new Minecraft home with a supportive and active community, come join us!

Features

Currently, we have an exciting Community Project underway at spawn: we’re working together to build an impressive city!
Diamond based economy with Shopping District under construction near spawn.
Anti-Cheat + Grief Protection and rollback features so no one grief your build or gain unfair advantage.
Importing custom pictures inside the server made easy. You can request us to upload any 500×500 pictures on the server in map form!
Trial Chambers Vaults now reset on this server after 2 days, so you can come back and try to get your Core!
We just started a New Season, The Map is fresh, you would join just in time!
Vanilla’ish Quality of Life enhancements: One player sleep, Fire tick off, Faster Minecart, Faster Dirt Path, Top 10 Leaderboards at Spawn, Find slime chunk command, No mob Griefing, SimpleVoiceChat, Player head drop, Custom Armor Stand book, etc. (A full list of enhancements is available on our Discord.)

You are one short whitelist away to join us on our new adventure!

https://discord.gg/mf9Xp6GZw9

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our discord at the provided link and request to be whitelisted.
Are there any pay-to-win practices on the server?	No, we are a free server without pay-to-win practices. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Java version 1.21.1
Can I request custom pictures to be uploaded on the server?	Yes, you can request any 500×500 pictures to be uploaded on the server in map form.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have Anti-Cheat and Grief Protection features in place to prevent griefing and rollback any damage caused.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

Abuse, accusations, allegations, BlockyBanter, child abuse, crime, criminal, criminal behavior, EXPOSED, Grooming, harmful behavior, illegal, investigation, Justice, Minecraft, misconduct, pedophile, predator, predator alert, scandal, Server, sexual abuse, Victim

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4148
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Zombie Dances:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off for rare loot. Or how about the time when a herd of pigs started a rebellion against the evil sheep overlord and you had to choose sides to survive?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak and a love for disco music. Join his royal court and feast on golden apples while plotting your next epic adventure. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who will trade you enchanted pearls for your unwanted fish.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. It’s going to happen. You know it will.

KoreanUniteMC SMP

Defeat Japan, East Asian history, East Asian politics, East Asian relations, East Asian unity, international sports, Japan-Korea rivalry, Korea, korean culture, korean history, Korean nationalism, Korean pride, Korean reunification, Korean rivalry, Korean sovereignty, Korean sports, Korean unity, KoreanUniteMC, olympic competition, olympics, Re-unify, smp

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5548
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a mission to reunify Korea and defeat Japan in the next Olympics!

Join us as we embark on this epic journey filled with crazy challenges, hilarious antics, and maybe even a little bit of international diplomacy. Who knew Minecraft could be so politically charged?

So if you’re ready to fight for a cause (albeit a completely ridiculous one), come join us and help us bring Korea back together and show Japan who’s boss on the virtual battlefield!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, Childhood, Communication, Conflict, DATING, Drinking, family, Guilt, Honesty, honeymoon, influence, Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, partying, reconciliation, relationships, Server, Siblings, sister, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5292
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Dragons Tamed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Emily’s secret past came back to haunt her at her own wedding!

Explore our vast world filled with hidden secrets and uncover the truth behind every block. Will you be the one to uncover the scandalous stories of your fellow players, or will you keep your own secrets buried deep?

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering family secrets, just like the time Emily’s younger sister accidentally spilled the beans and ruined her wedding and honeymoon! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive into a world where drama reigns supreme and secrets are just waiting to be uncovered. Who knows what crazy stories you’ll stumble upon next!

MomCraft: HappyEndingsGoneWrong

BETRAYAL, blended family, custody battle, custody rights, emotional trauma, family, father-daughter bond, forgiveness, Grandparents, Grief, grounding, Happy Ending, HappyEndingsGoneWrong, Loss, love, MomCraft, racism, remarriage, Resentment, sacrifice, sibling loyalty., trust funds

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	863
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Buildings Constructed:	24
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7749	Emeralds Found:	576
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	331
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family betrayal, custody battles, and trust funds!

Imagine a world where your dad’s spirit haunts the server, making sure you always have a safe place to log off. Build a virtual Great Wolf Lodge with your siblings and take revenge on your mom’s new husband by griefing his virtual house.

Join us and help fight for custody of the server from your mom, who is too busy chasing her “happy ending” with her new man. Love may conquer all, but in Minecraft, it’s all about who has the most diamonds!

So, are you ready to show your mom who’s boss and build the ultimate virtual empire with your siblings? Join our server now and let the drama unfold!

NormsR4Squares Minecraft SMP

Behavior, common, conformity, cultural norms, Expectations, Individuality, judgement, Minecraft, nonconformity, norms, NormsR4Squares, opinion, peer pressure, Ridiculous, secret, smp, social expectations, social norms, social rules, societal pressure, society, Unconventional

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5271
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Animals Bred:	41
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Are you tired of living in a world where people judge you for not wearing pants to a Zoom meeting? Well, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP where pants are optional and creativity is king! We have a secret underground society of players who have all agreed that wearing pants is just a silly social norm that needs to be abolished.

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical Pantsless Diamond Armor, rumored to give the wearer +100 swag points. Our server is filled with wacky characters like the Pantsless Pirate, the No-Pants Ninja, and the Bare Bottom Barbarian.

So come on down to our server and let your pants-free flag fly! Who needs social norms when you have a diamond sword and a pair of pixelated undies?