meme jokes – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

BillGatesFanboy69 Minecraft SMP
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Are you tired of being restricted by the man? Want to break free from the chains of conformity and embrace true freedom? Then come join our Minecraft SMP, where you can do whatever the f*ck you want, just like Bill Gates intended!
Imagine a world where you can install whatever the fck you want, build whatever the fck you need, and repair whatever the f*ck breaks without any restrictions. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form!
Join us on this wild adventure where you can unleash your creativity, explore new worlds, and maybe even stumble upon a secret society of cow worshippers. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in our Minecraft SMP?
So what are you waiting for? Apologize to Bill Gates for all the hate and join us now for the ultimate PC gaming experience. Let’s show the world what true freedom looks like, one block at a time!

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DocGolf4Daughters
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane family feud.
Looking for a server where taking your daughter mini golfing can lead to a full-blown argument? Look no further! Our server is full of surprises, just like this dad who thought he was doing something fun for his daughter but ended up in hot water with his wife.
Join us for a server experience like no other, where even picking up your kids from camp can turn into a heated debate. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server drama to keep you entertained?
So come on down and join the chaos! Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server – maybe you’ll even win an award at camp like Mary! Just remember to keep the peace and avoid upsetting any virtual Allie’s along the way.

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NecroRevival – Minecraft SMP
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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the power to resurrect dead people! That’s right, you can bring back your favorite historical figure, celebrity, or even your great-great-grandma Ethel to join you in your Minecraft adventures.
Imagine exploring the world with Abraham Lincoln by your side, fighting off creepers with Albert Einstein, or building a castle with Cleopatra. The possibilities are endless on our server where the dead come back to life to play Minecraft.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Elvis Presley mining for diamonds or Marie Curie crafting potions. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

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SweetToothCraft
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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that’s as sweet as candy? Look no further, because our server is like a giant dessert buffet for your gaming pleasure!
Join us for a sugar rush of epic proportions as you explore our world filled with candy mountains, chocolate rivers, and marshmallow forests. But be careful, the creepers here have a sweet tooth too!
Need a break from mining and crafting? Head over to our enchanted bakery where you can bake cakes with magical powers or try your hand at brewing potions made from sprinkles and unicorn tears.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and satisfy your sweet cravings while building the craziest confectionery creations you can imagine!

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NxylonCraft: Where the darkness shines!
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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray new Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! Imagine a world where everything is super black, like, darker than your ex’s soul. UBC researchers created this new material called Nxylon, and we snagged it for our server.
Join us and experience the ultimate darkness, where you can hide from all the creepers and zombies like a ninja. Plus, rumor has it that if you mine enough Nxylon, you can unlock secret powers and become the ultimate Minecraft boss.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the darkest, most epic Minecraft server ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they love stealing our precious Nxylon!

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Classic Survival… because who needs claims or an easy mode? Version 1.21 now with even more danger!

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Classic Survival Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
Founded	February 2020
IP Address	mc.classicsurvival.net
Discord	discord.gg/classicsurvival
Features	Semi-Vanilla gameplay, no claims, no rules against pvp/griefing, /tpa, /home commands
Map Size	200,000 blocks across

FAQ

Q: What is the server type?

A: Semi-Vanilla survival server.

Q: Are there any rules against pvp/griefing?

A: No, there are no rules against pvp/griefing on the server.

Q: What are some of the commands available?

A: Some of the available commands include /tpa and /home.

Q: Is there a protected area on the server?

A: Yes, spawn is a protected area where players can safely trade.

Q: Are there any unfair advantages allowed on the server?

A: No, the server has moderators and admins to ensure fair play with no unfair advantages.

MineCraftyMinds Server
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old usernames? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature that generates a completely random and hilarious username for you every time you log in! Say goodbye to boring usernames like “Steve123” and hello to wacky names like “BananaNinjaUnicorn” or “TacoCatPotato”! Join our server now for a chance to have the most outrageous username in all of Minecraft history!

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60kGuarantee Minecraft SMP
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Are you tired of breaking your back doing manual labor? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and become a virtual mechanical engineer!
Not only will you be able to design and build insane redstone contraptions, but you’ll also have the chance to make virtual bank with a salary of at least 60k diamonds a year!
Forget about the real world, join our SMP and live out your wildest engineering dreams! Who needs a boring job when you can have a virtual one that pays in shiny virtual diamonds? Join now and start living the high life in Minecraft!

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MomCare Minecraft Server
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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mom’s life choices? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, drugs (just kidding, it’s all virtual!), and dysfunctional family dynamics.
Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a soap opera plotline. From custody battles to prison stints, our players have seen it all. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you if you need to take a break from the chaos and hang out with your virtual dogs.
So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of dealing with a mom who’s always one step away from calling it quits, while also building epic structures and battling mobs? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures, just like real life (but with creepers instead of crackheads). So come on, join us and let the drama unfold!

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GF Defender: No Gold Digger
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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild adventures of a 25-year-old dude dating a former prostitute turned waitress with three kids.
Watch as he defends his girlfriend against his best friend, who suddenly turns into a judgmental mean girl out of nowhere. Will he choose love over friendship? Will the girlfriend’s past come back to haunt them? Find out on our server, where every block you break comes with a side of juicy gossip!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, llama races every Sunday, and a hidden village where players can trade diamonds for enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, there’s a rare pink sheep wandering around waiting to be tamed as a pet.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest love triangle Minecraft has ever seen! Trust us, you won’t be able to log off once you dive into this drama-packed world.

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