CraftyCountry Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3211
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring countries in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and live in the wackiest country you could ever imagine! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and the sun is made of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our country is ruled by a giant chicken who wears a crown made of emeralds and rides a llama into battle. The national anthem is sung by a chorus of creepers and the currency is golden carrots.

So why settle for boring old reality when you could live in our crazy Minecraft country? Join now and experience a whole new world of ridiculousness!

HilltopNSFWHavoc

adult content, Boundaries, Censorship, controversial, controversial topics, debate, Ethics, explicit, HILL, HilltopNSFWHavoc, Limits, Morals, NSFW, Opinions, personal beliefs, Principles, Sexuality, taboo, VALUES, willing to die on

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8217
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure in the most NSFW Minecraft server out there? Join us if you’re brave enough to face off against pixelated monsters with a twist – they’re all wearing scandalous outfits!

Our server is so NSFW, even the creepers blush when they see our players strutting their stuff in their risqué armor sets. And don’t even get us started on the scandalous dance parties that happen every Friday night at the virtual club!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with NSFW treasures that will make your jaw drop (and maybe your parents too if they catch you playing). So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most NSFW hill in Minecraft – if you dare!

FinnCraft: NATO Land Command Server

Alliance, Baltic region, command, cooperation, Defense, defense agreement, defense forces, European, finland, FinnCraft, foreign troops, International, Land, land command, Military, military base, military presence, nato, Peacekeeping, Scandinavia, SECURITY, Server, strategic location, Troops

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2604
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	New Chunks Explored:	465535
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1772	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join because, like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds.

also, like, did you know that if you join, you get a pet dragon that can fly you around the map and breathe fire on all the creepers? yeah, it’s totally true, bro.

oh, and, like, the best part is that we have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land where you can ride unicorns and fight off evil witches with your enchanted sword.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior of all time!

CraftyKyivAidCoordination

Alliance, Conflict Resolution, coordination, CraftyKyivAidCoordination, crisis management., Defense, defense cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, greater role, international relations, kyiv, military aid, nato, Partnership, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, Stoltenberg, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1315
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be part of a top secret military operation but u just a kid in ur mom’s basement playin minecraft all day? well, guess what, now u can! join our server and pretend u r part of NATO coordinating military aid for Kyiv! u can be the hero u always wanted to be, fight off evil forces and save the day! plus, u get to hang out with Stoltenberg, he’s a cool dude. so, what r u waitin for? join now and be a part of the most epic adventure ever!

Alone in the Dark – Not!

alone, anxiety, Dark, Darkness, darkness fear, fear, fear of being alone, fear of being followed, fear of being watched, fear of ghosts, fear of isolation, fear of solitude, fear of the dark, fear of the supernatural, fear of the unknown, fear of the unseen, fear of vulnerability, Insecurity, Loneliness, PARANOIA, Phobia

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1233
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

come join our minecraft server where the darkness is your friend and the monsters are your cuddly companions! we have a secret underground disco party where creepers dance to dubstep and zombies breakdance like it’s the 80s! our diamond pickaxes are actually magic wands that can turn pigs into flying unicorns! and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon herobrine himself, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of a golden enchanted potato! so what are you waiting for? come join us and embrace the darkness…because who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into!

TurbulentCraft: Earth & Space

Air, atmosphere, comparison, dynamics, Earth, Exploration, findings, phenomena, PHYSICS., Principles, research, researchers, Science, Similarities, Space, study, thermosphere, troposphere, Turbulence, TurbulentCraft, weather

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	523
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	Villages Defended:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Emeralds Found:	4241	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	5972
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

yo, so like, this server is outta this world, literally. we got earth AND space all up in here, and guess what? they both got turbulence. like, who knew, right? but get this, our researchers found out that the air turbulence in earth’s thermosphere is like, totally the same as in the troposphere. mind = blown, amirite?

so, like, if you wanna experience the wildest turbulence in both earth and space, you gotta join this server. we got crazy storms, insane winds, and even some alien creatures causing chaos. it’s like a rollercoaster ride, but in minecraft. trust me, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. so come on, join us and let’s ride the turbulence together!

Server26, where old fogies dig blocks and avoid getting grieved since 2015. No whippersnappers allowed!

Allowed, Armorstands, AVOID, blocks, Claimblocks, Community, Datapacks, diamonds, Dig, Events, fogies, germany, grieved, hermitcraft, Infrastructure, MEGABASES, Paper, Player Protection, Plugins, recipes, Server26, smp, Survival, Tweaks, Updates, Vanilla, whippersnappers

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9962
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Star Shards Collected:	281	Animals Bred:	26
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86	Buildings Constructed:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Main Guidelines	As unaltered as possible with only 3 plugins interfering with pure Vanilla survival
Features	No warps, No /tpa, No /sethome, No (Mojang) chat reports, No McMMO or donation perks, World never resets
Community	Laid back rules, close-knit community, with events and assistance available
Specs & Plugins	Hosted in Germany with 128GB RAM, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD; using Paper and various plugins and tweaks

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there an age restriction for this server?	Yes, players must be 18 or older.
Are there any benefits for different player ranks?	No, there are only two ranks and they do not give any benefits.
Can I buy power or in-game advantages with real money?	No, you cannot buy power for real money on this server.
Are there adminshops on the server?	No, there are no adminshops. Player trading is done via signs.
Can I use /tpa or /sethome commands?	No, those commands are not available on this server.
What is the default currency on the server?	Diamonds are the default currency, but it is not enforced.

EvilCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7931
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Emeralds Found:	9595	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old history documentaries? Want to experience WW2 in a whole new light? Join our Minecraft server where we recreate historical battles with a twist! Our biased WW2 documentary, “Make Germany Great Again,” features constant references to Trump and a whole lot of questionable historical accuracy. Join us for a wild ride through history like you’ve never seen before! Who knew learning could be this hilarious?

CraftyMateen’s Minecraft Server

Abdul-Mateen II, action, CraftyMateens, Director, fighting harder, INTENSE, John Creasy, man on fire, Mercenary, Minecraft, Netflix, Personal demons, ptsd, Redemption, redemption path, series, Server, special forces, steven caple jr, Survival, Thriller, Yahya Abdul-Mateen II

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2448
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Dimension Hops:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	108	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8518	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where you can play as John Creasy, a Special Forces mercenary with intense PTSD. Survive the most desolate of situations and fight harder than ever to overcome your personal demons.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be battling mobs and exploring new worlds, but you’ll also have the chance to redeem yourself and become a hero in the Minecraft universe. Join now and experience the thrill of being a high-functioning mercenary in a blocky world like never before!

Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join our server today and let the madness begin!

HairCraftHusbandNoCare

Affection, affectionate, Apology, appreciation, bland, Caring, Communication, curly hair, Empathy, haircare, HairCraftHusbandNoCare, hairstyles, husband, love, Marriage, misunderstanding, reaction, relationships, straight hair, Support, Wife

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4668
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2485
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dimension Hops:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Are you tired of your wife constantly changing up her hairstyle and expecting you to react like it’s the most amazing thing in the world? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we appreciate all hairstyles, whether curly or straight!

Join us and unleash your creativity in building the most fabulous hair salon for your pixelated wife. Show her that you can give the most amount of cares possible about her hair, even in block form. Who knows, maybe she’ll finally understand that your reactions are anything but bland!

So come on over and join our server for some hair-raising fun and make your wife’s virtual hair dreams come true. It’s time to show her that you do get it, even if it’s just in the world of Minecraft.

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