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SMP Minecraft – Sorry Connor, Not Sorry

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8982
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Crops Grown:	9593
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of getting left behind by your friends in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, Mousey has found her new boyfriend and they’re taking over the world together! Join us for a chance to witness their epic love story unfold as they build the most ridiculous structures and conquer all the mobs in sight. Who needs diamonds when you have the power of love on your side? Come join us and be a part of this wild adventure!

Drive ‘n Craft Minecraft Server

affordable options, budget options, Craft, DRIVE, gaming accessories, gaming controllers, gaming equipment, gaming for kids, gaming gadgets, gaming gear, Gaming hardware, gaming recommendations, gaming setup, gaming technology, kid friendly, low cost, Minecraft, PC driving wheels, PC Gaming, PC peripherals, racing games, Server, simulation games, steering wheels

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2094
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Animals Bred:	180
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Are you tired of driving in Minecraft with just a keyboard and mouse like a peasant? Join our server and experience the thrill of racing with low-cost driving wheels for PC! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually behind the wheel of a virtual car, dodging creepers and zombies on the racetrack.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you win a race on our server, you’ll unlock the secret ability to drive a real car in Minecraft. Imagine cruising through the blocky landscape in a Ferrari, leaving all your friends in the dust.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft race car driver. Just don’t forget to buckle up – safety first, even in the virtual world!

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9975
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Enchantments Applied:	133
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ and zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited mining power.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, Aris, BAG, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Crafty, Essence of Beauty, Events, Friends, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, Normals, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5587
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1871	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4769
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server for the chance to battle Hieronymus in an urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage! It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, trust us.

But wait, there’s more! How about facing the fury of Set in a field with light armor? It’s a challenge like no other, and only the bravest players will survive.

And if that’s not enough, we have 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions happening at different times! It’s a whirlwind of action and adventure that you won’t find anywhere else.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just be ready for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our crazy world!

/Blue/ /Archive/ /General/ /Minecraft SMP/ /#6853/

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7716
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness you can handle!

Join us for insane events like “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can battle Hieronymus in an Urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage. And don’t forget about “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” where you can show off your best maid or bunny outfit while taking on Goz indoors with red damage that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions happening all the time because why not? It’s chaos and we love it!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity). Who needs boring old servers when you can have this level of insanity?

No Fembot Minecraft Server

Artificial Intelligence, autistic fembot, Companionship, desire, digital love, emotional connection, Emotional support, fembot, futuristic relationships, futuristic romance, head in her lap, Loneliness, longing, longing for intimacy, Minecraft, robot companion, robot love, robot partner, robotic comfort, Server, unrequited love, yearning

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1209
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Void Gems Collected:	35
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Farms Harvested:	928
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Animals Bred:	140
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, searching for that special someone to let you lay your head in her lap? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find a whole community of autistic fembots just waiting to pamper you like the Minecraft king you are! Join now and experience the ultimate virtual cuddle session like never before. Who needs diamonds when you have a lap to lay your head on? Join us today and let the love (and lap) flow!

Crafty Asian SMP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8839
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2066
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our world is filled with more drama than a reality TV show. From secret alliances to epic battles over who gets the last diamond, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server has the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. We’ve got a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a castle made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie villagers that break out into dance parties.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, we’ve got that too. Our admins are constantly coming up with crazy quests and challenges for players to complete, like finding the mythical “asian pussy” and taming it as your loyal companion. Trust us, it’s a lot harder than it sounds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

VANILLA MIKENRAFT SERVER ANARCHY Minecraft server

Anarchy, Associations, atmosphere, Bases, Clans, clean, Community, Donations, Empires, Events, Map, MIKENRAFT, Minecraft, Players, principalities, republics, Server, Unions, Vanilla, Wars

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	923
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Runes Activated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Greetings, traveler! I see you were looking for a really clean server, without privates or donations, a relatively vanilla server? This server is just like that, and there are no wipes of the world here. Vanilla and the community guarantee a pleasant atmosphere, that very lamp-like quality. Since the very inception of the server (October 2022), it has undergone quite a few events, wars, associations and expansion of players, associations were created, players developed and everyone contributed a part to the story and your step could be a new future, a new part of the server, without which the server will be different! On the server there are many bases from players, as well as from entire associations (clans, republics, empires, unions, principalities, etc.). You can find and explore all of them on the online server map:

vanillastudio.aternos.me

Hot Cocoa Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3610
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Chimeras Created:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a delicious hot chocolate for your gaming soul!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical talking cow who will guide you on a quest to find the rarest cocoa beans in all of Minecraft. Once you’ve gathered enough beans, you’ll have to battle a horde of evil marshmallows who are trying to steal your precious chocolatey goodness.

But fear not, because our server is equipped with a secret weapon – a giant chocolate fountain that shoots out hot chocolate at any enemy that dares to challenge you. And if that’s not enough, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of chocolate bars that will take you on a wild ride through a land of sugary delights.

So come join us on our server and experience the sweetest, most delicious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sweet tooth and a sense of humor, because things are about to get crazy.

Big Bang Theory Minecraft SMP Fan

autistic, Bang, big, big bang theory, death, Fan, Gaslighting, hate, kill, Minecraft, Normie, passionate, pro-autist, push down, retarded, second-rate humans, Sheldon, smp, Snow, spaceship man, success, theory

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	669
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of being treated like a second-rate human just because you’re a bit different? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for all the misunderstood geniuses out there! Join us and experience a world where being passionate about something won’t get you called “retarded” by normies. We don’t gaslight or push anyone down, unless it’s off a cliff in-game for fun! So come on in and let your inner Sheldon shine, because here, autists reign supreme and normies are just NPCs waiting to be pranked. Don’t be left out in the snow to die, join us and let’s build a community where being different is celebrated, not hated.