Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of chickens wearing top hats. Why? Because why not! Our server is filled with random events and surprises around every corner. One time, a player accidentally turned their house into a giant cake and had to live with it for a week. Another time, a group of players formed a band and held a concert in the Nether. The possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! We have custom plugins that allow you to ride pigs into battle, summon llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and even turn yourself into a block of cheese (yes, really). And did we mention the monthly hot dog eating contest? Winner gets a diamond block!
So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, only Germans will truly understand the hidden humor within our server. Guten tag, my friends!
we have secret underground bunkers where you can hide from the oppressive north korean authorities who are trying to break up unmarried couples. they will never find you here, as we have disguised the entrance with a giant statue of kim jong-un riding a unicorn.
join us and together we will overthrow the capitalist overlords and create a minecraft world where everyone is equal and no one has to worry about being judged for their relationship status. plus, we have free cake every tuesday.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s show those north korean authorities what true decadence looks like!
| Server Name | CozyCraft |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Private with mods |
| Requirements | Must be over 18 years old, love building |
| Mods | 70 mods, with a ratio of building mods to others at 70:30. Including Create and MineColonies |
| Benefits | Free world, enjoyable gameplay, responsive server host |
A: To join the server, please visit our Discord server at https://discord.gg/GsnMDP9a
A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server as long as they meet the age requirement and love building.
A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a respectful and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s Discord channel for the full list of rules.
A: Absolutely! We welcome suggestions for new mods that can enhance the gaming experience for all players. Please share your suggestions on the Discord channel.
A: Yes, we have a limited number of spots available on the server to ensure a cozy and engaging gaming environment. If all spots are filled, we may not be able to accept new players immediately.
Join us for the ultimate Sonic experience, where you can race, fight, and chill with your fellow Sonic fans. We’ve got release dates, link compilations, game recommendations, and even a Perfect System Collection for all your Sonic needs.
Check out our Sonic comic scans, OC info, cytube channel, and even our Pixel World for some pixelated Sonic fun. Previous threads? We got ’em all.
So why wait? Join now and let’s speed through this Minecraft server like Sonic himself! Gotta go fast!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that the rarest ore in the game, /ourcoin/, can only be found on our server! That’s right, forget about diamonds, emeralds, or even netherite – /ourcoin/ is where it’s at! And when /ourcoin/ is pumping, you better believe the whole server goes wild with excitement!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that will give you superpowers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden village filled with villagers who can trade you the most OP weapons and armor you’ve ever seen!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!
so, like, there was this tanker, right? and it was all sus and stuff, like damaging undersea cables and causing chaos. and get this, it was supposedly linked to russia’s shadow fleet. like, what even is that? sounds like some top secret spy stuff, amirite?
anyways, back to the minecraft server. if you join, you’ll be part of this epic adventure where you gotta navigate through treacherous waters and avoid getting caught by the authorities. it’s like a real-life spy mission, but in minecraft form.
plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. so, like, if you’re up for a challenge and wanna be part of something totally wild, then this is the server for you. join now and let the madness begin!
