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PhonelessBarberShop – Minecraft Server

Adult, barber shop, Boundaries, Communication, concern, consideration, Decision making, family, family dynamics, Haircut, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, Phone, PhonelessBarberShop, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, self-care, Server, Time management, Trust, Waiting, worry

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5905
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Are you tired of waiting in line for hours just to get a simple haircut? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, there are no queues for the barber shop! You can get a fresh new haircut in seconds, without any tears or worries from your loved ones.

Join our server and experience the thrill of walking to the barber’s without a phone, just like in the crazy story above. Who needs a phone when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

So come on over and join us for some hilarious adventures and wild stories that will make you forget all about your real-life worries. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your long-lost cousin waiting in line at the virtual barber shop!

WeddingCraft: NoSisAllowed

Bisexual, Confrontation, conservative family, Drama, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, intervention, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, maid of honor, Marriage, NoSisAllowed, relationships, sister drama, Support, Wedding, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4142
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family’s Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this bride-to-be’s family drama!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Just like this sister who tried to ruin her sibling’s wedding by staging an intervention over coffee. Who needs coffee when you can have tea like this?

And if you think your family is crazy, wait until you meet our community of players. From condescending maid of honors to parents threatening to boycott weddings, our server is a circus of chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

So if you’re ready to escape reality and dive into a world where drama is the name of the game, join our server today. Who needs a supportive family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft community instead?

SuperpowerSMP: Mindreader

Ability, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Flight, healing, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, MAGICAL, mind reading, MindReader, shape shifting, special powers, strength, Superhuman, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, SuperpowerSMP, telekinesis, telepathy, time travel, wish fulfillment

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9935
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	86	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	469	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Void Gems Collected:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Void Armor Forged:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle or summoning lightning bolts with a flick of your wrist? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can have any superpower your heart desires! Want to be able to turn invisible and prank your friends? Done. Want to be able to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and become the ultimate PvP champion? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us now and become the superhero you were always meant to be!

CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter

Accountability, billy bush, Celebrity, consequences, CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter, donald trump, double standards, Ethics, INEQUALITY, leadership, Media, METOO, Misogyny, power dynamics, Presidency, scandal, sexual assault, social justice, toxic behavior, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace culture

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2044
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Star Shards Collected:	282	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Crops Grown:	3033	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server and escape the crazy reality of politics! On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from creepy politicians and their inappropriate conversations. No need to worry about getting fired for just standing by and listening to their nonsense here! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a secret bunker, you might just find the missing emails that everyone’s been talking about. So come on over and let’s block out the madness together!

SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4660
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8716
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	729140
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	194	Farms Harvested:	809
Villages Defended:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8849
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Star Shards Collected:	135	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4776
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7170
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	609
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Farms Harvested:	795
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Void Gems Collected:	23	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!