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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 2683 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!
We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game, including a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the most epic players. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world, come join us and show those trumptards who’s boss! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!