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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 3714 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 29 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 97 |
we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, dropping sick beats that will make you want to dance until the sun comes up (literally, because there is no day-night cycle on our server)!
if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who give out free diamonds! but be careful, they also tell really bad puns that will make you groan for days.
so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventure of your life! who needs soldiers when you have carrot-wielding bunnies and pun-loving cows? it’s a weird world out there, but it’s a whole lot of fun!