Melinda Estabrooks Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Superior Ethnostate Minecraft Server

cultural exchange, dicked around, ease of transport, ethnostate, hillbillies, homogenous, large bodies of water, Mediterranean, Minecraft, Ostriches, powerful empires, re-tart, sand-head, Server, superior, Trade, White

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2099
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Potions Brewed:	42	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a superior white homogenous ethnostate! Because everyone knows that the key to a successful empire is cultural exchange…just look at all those ancient empires around the Mediterranean, they were practically swimming in diversity!

Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?

So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!

Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP – Beryl Bros Win

achievement, aftermath, BeryL, Berylbros, bros, Competition, Conclusion, Contest, dust, dust settled, end result, Final Result, Minecraft, now.., outcome, Reflection, resolution, satisfaction, Settlers, settling scores, smp, success, triumph, Victorious, Victory, WIN

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6591
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	1340
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Falling into the Void:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!

PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

aita, Apology, Argument, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Boyfriend, Communication, Context, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, Friends, hurtful, inappropriate, Jerkoff, jokes, misunderstanding, Morals, partner, physical therapist, relationship, Respect, Understanding

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7666
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	34	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s PT jokes? Look no further! Join our server for a truly jaw-dropping experience that will leave you questioning your morals and respect for your partner of 4 years.

Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.

RegretCraft SMP: Oopsies!

acceptance, Choices, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, letting go, Life, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, moving forward, Oopsies, overcoming regrets, past decisions, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, self improvement, smp

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7378
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Runes Activated:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of regretting not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your regrets!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

WeirdWebCrafts

BIZARRE, bizarre findings, bizarre internet findings, Curiosity, discovery, internet, Internet Mysteries, odd, Oddities, ONLINE, peculiar, peculiarities, strange, strange discoveries, strange internet phenomena, unearthed, UNUSUAL, unusual online discoveries, weird, weird internet findings, WeirdWebCrafts

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	380
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Runes Activated:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server where pigs ride on top of flying llamas while shooting lasers out of their eyes? No? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, minecraft server, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4616
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Crops Grown:	2673
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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CraftyCraze – Minecraft Server

Build Ideas, Comfy forest, CraftyCraze, Curseforge, FAQ, Feedback, guides, inspiration, java, legacy accounts, Minecraft, Modded minecraft, modpacks, Mods, mojang, optimization mods, PFAA, pollymc, PolyMC, prism launcher, Reikapack, Server, server authentication, Servers, Tall trees

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7310
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Towns Built:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cozy as a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our Comfy Forest and Tall Trees edition! Join us for discussions on modded Minecraft, share your projects, get feedback on your builds, and more!

In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!

Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!

Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!

Why Wasnt He In Space Marine 2? – Minecraft SMP

Character, game continuity, game design, game development, Game lore, game production, game release, game sequel, game series, game speculation, gaming industry, Marine, Minecraft, missing character, plot hole, Sequel, smp, Space, Space Marine, space marine 2, space marine franchise, Storyline, video game, video game character, WASNT

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4847
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Friday night, and the winner gets a diamond block shaped like a llama! Plus, our admin once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod – true story! So why wasn’t he in Space Marine 2? Because he’s too busy running the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

OuchCraft SMP: Painful Moments

#excruciating, accident, Agony, anguish, cause, discomfort, Distress, emotional, Experience, hurt, Incident, injury, INTENSE, long-lasting, MOMENTS, OuchCraft, PAINFUL, Physical, smp, Suffering, Torment, Trauma, Unbearable, worst pain

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	662
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	242	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.

From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?

So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

MainCharTVWars

action, Beloved, best, Character development, comedy, Drama, fan favorite, Favorite, Hero, iconic, Lead role, Main character, MainCharTVWars, memorable, Mystery, Popular, Protagonist, series, television, tv show

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9547
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old TV shows where the main character is just meh? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can become the ultimate TV show main character! Imagine battling dragons, building epic castles, and saving the world all while looking fabulous in your pixelated armor. Join us and show the world who the real star is – YOU! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Become the hero of your own story on our Minecraft server today!