| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 8968 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 | Ores Mined: | 7982 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 |
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| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 6386 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7755 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| ABOUT US | |
|---|---|
| The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! | |
| We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community. | |
| HARDWARE & SETUP | |
| Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. | |
| SERVER SPECS: | |
| CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X | RAM: 8GB DDR5-6000 CL30 (32GB total) |
| Location: San Jose, California, United States | Platform: Fabric 1.21 |
| MODS & TWEAKS | |
| In addition to optimization mods, we also run a variety of QoL and datapacks to enhance the multiplayer experience: | |
| DATAPACKS | |
| Anti Enderman, Ghast, & Creeper Grief | Double Shulker Shells |
| Dragon Drops Elytra + Egg | Mob Head Drops |
| Player Head Drops | Silence Mobs |
| Our optional client-sided modpack can be found here: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-club-smp-experience-edition | |
| APPLICATION | |
| Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!: | |
| Join our Discord Server! : https://discord.gg/KRFKY28tMq | Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules |
| Step 2: Submit an application via our application link | Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you! |
| Step 4: Short Interview | Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist |
The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server that aims to bring together a community of friends to enjoy playing Minecraft together. We focus on creating a welcoming and interactive environment for players of all skill levels.
To join The Club SMP, you need to join our Discord server and follow the application process outlined on our website. This includes reading through our server guide and rules, submitting an application, participating in a short interview, and awaiting a decision.
The Club SMP server is hosted on a dedicated machine with an AMD Ryzen 5 7600X CPU, 8GB DDR5-6000 CL30 RAM (32GB total), and is located in San Jose, California, United States. We also use Fabric 1.21 as our platform.
In addition to server-side optimization mods, we use various Quality of Life (QoL) and datapacks to enhance the multiplayer experience. These include Anti Enderman, Ghast, & Creeper Grief, Double Shulker Shells, Dragon Drops Elytra + Egg, Mob Head Drops, Player Head Drops, and Silence Mobs.
We offer an optional client-sided modpack that can be found on CurseForge. Feel free to download and use it, but it is not required to join The Club SMP server.
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 432 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 21 |
| Ores Mined: | 1537 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Join us and experience the chaos of a Florida man getting bitten by an alligator and shitting himself, or witness the madness of accidentally crashing your car into a cartel boss and causing a street full of ded Mexicans.
Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join our server now and escape the sadness of real life with some outrageous Minecraft adventures!
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 8142 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Votes: | 4256 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join us and you may just have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for the ages!
So why wait? Come join our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a heated debate with a talking cow or embarking on a quest to find the mystical Golden Potato of Destiny. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft server!
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 3680 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 43 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 17 |
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 8193 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1043 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Don’t worry, we won’t invite entitled guests who think they can get away with breaking stuff and then blame you for being petty. Our server is drama-free (unless you count the creeper explosions) and we guarantee a fun and safe environment for all players. So come join us and let’s build a world where Chip mugs are cherished and deceitful bitches are not welcome!
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 9976 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Enchantments Applied: | 246 |
We’ve even heard rumors that playing on our server can cure the common cold and give you superhuman strength. One player claimed they built a house so epic, it actually transported them to a parallel universe where everyone communicates through interpretive dance.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the toxicity behind and join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to eternal happiness while mining for diamonds.
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 9308 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Emeralds Found: | 6138 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
Legend has it that our server was built on the back of a giant flying pig named Sir Oinksalot. He soared through the skies, carrying blocks of gold and diamond in his trotters, while our fearless players battled dragons and zombies to claim their loot.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, where players can ride minecarts at breakneck speeds through loops and twists that defy gravity. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a herd of rainbow-colored sheep frolicking in the fields.
So, if you want to experience the thrill of riding a flying pig, battling dragons, and witnessing rainbow sheep in action, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs sliced bread when you have all this craziness waiting for you?
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 2421 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 20 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 32 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 7055 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 73 |
our server is like a chill paradise for stoners and gamers alike. we even have a secret underground maze filled with hidden treasure chests full of, u guessed it, more weed blocks! join us and blaze it up while building the sickest creations in all of minecraft.
plus, our community is super friendly and always down to smoke a virtual blunt together. come join the fun and get lit with us on this totally rad minecraft server. trust me, it’s gonna be a high like no other!
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 1863 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Mines Excavated: | 4369 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
