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Crafty Crusaders: Die for Israel Edition

Conflict, controversial, controversial comedy, controversial humor, Crafty, crusaders, current events, dark humor, Die, dude, Edgy, Edition, funny, humor, Israel, lmao, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, Provocative, Religion, sarcasm, satire, social commentary

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	297
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and get ready to die for Israel…in the virtual world, of course!

Why should you join? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted yarmulke? Only on our server, my friend.

But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you can fight off zombie hordes with matzah ball launchers and build a temple out of enchanted blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re ready to die for Israel…in Minecraft!

PurrCraft: Where Cats Rule and Sinks are for Sitting

(Domestic), adorable, Animals, bath time, bathroom, cat, Cats, Cozy, Curious, cute, Feline, funny, für, home, Pets, playful, PurrCraft, quirky, Relaxation, rule, SINK, sinks, Sitting, Water, Whiskers

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6830
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Crops Grown:	1607	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching a cat sit in a sink? Well, look no further because on our server, we have cats doing backflips off of mountains into lava pits! Yes, you heard that right. Our feline friends are living life on the edge and you can join in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the wealth you could amass with just a few of those bad boys in your inventory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. It’s a wild time down there, let me tell you.

So come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a cat in a sink when you can have all this craziness and more?

Crafty Crazies: The Derpy Rainbow Cat Land

#DRCL, Arthur is gay, bram stoker, cat, Crafty, Crazies, derpy, dracula, Dracula’s entire harem, Land, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ characters, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ history, LGBTQ identity, LGBTQ relationships, LGBTQ Representation, LGBTQ themes, Lucy, queer literature, Quincey is gay, RAINBOW, Renfield, transgender characters, vampire lore, victorian era

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3801
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky world where all the characters are actually secret trannies! Lucy? Trans. Renfield? Trans. Dracula? Trans AND he has a whole harem of trans vampires. And don’t even get me started on Arthur and Quincey, they’re not just gay, they’re fabulous! So come on down to our server for a wild and crazy time. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with this crew!

Santa’s Blocky Workshop

anticipation, blocky, Carols, celebration, christmas, countdown, DECEMBER, decorations, family, Festive, Gifts, holiday, jolly, joy, Merry, Santa Claus, Santas, Season, Snow, tradition, Winter, Workshop, yuletide

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2789
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a winter wonderland on steroids! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying reindeer, snowball fights with elves, and a giant gingerbread house that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret portal that leads to a magical land where it’s Christmas every day. You can build a snowman that comes to life, ride a sleigh pulled by flying pigs, and even challenge Santa himself to a build battle.

So why wait for Christmas when you can experience the holiday spirit all year round on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and let the jingle bells rock your blocks!

Crafty Pixel Pals: Where Even Barcelona Looks Like Minecraft!

Architecture, barcelona, Catalan, cityscape, cosmopolitan, Crafty, culture, design, European, Gaudi, History, landmarks, Mediterranean, Minecraft, modernism, PALS, PIXEL, Sagrada Familia, spain, tourism, travel, Unique, Urban planning, vibrant

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7445
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes? Well, look no further because our server has a hilarious twist – Barcelona has taken over the entire world! That’s right, you’ll be mining and crafting your way through iconic landmarks like the Sagrada Familia and Camp Nou. But be careful, because Lionel Messi himself might pop up to challenge you to a PvP battle!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a llama through the bustling streets of Barcelona, or maybe even stumble upon a secret portal that leads you to a hidden beach party with all your favorite Minecraft mobs. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a rare diamond block shaped like a tiny soccer ball!

So why does Barcelona look like this? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join now and start your adventure in the craziest city in the Minecraft universe!

BoofCraft: Where the fun never stops and the boof is always passed!

Accept, boof, BoofCraft, Boundaries, Cannabis, Decision making, Drugs, Friend, Fun, influence, Marijuana, Party, pass, passed, peer influence, peer pressure, PRESSURE, RESPONSIBILITY, saying no, smoking, social situations, Stops, substance use, temptation

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5137
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Dragon Scales Harvested:	144

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyMcCraftFace

Adventure, Atlyss, character creation, CraftyMcCraftFace, Customization, Detailed, Dream game., Epic, Exploration, FANTASY, gameplay, Gaming, graphics, Immersive, Limitless, open world, role playing, Triple A games, ultimate experience, vast, video games

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5076
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of boring old games with limited customization options? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has more customization than you can shake a diamond sword at! We’re talking rainbow-colored creepers, flying pigs with top hats, and even a disco ball that follows you around wherever you go. Triple A games wish they could have this much customization, but they can’t handle our level of awesomeness. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your creativity run wild!

Crafty Chaos: Where Even Nothing Happens Again >_<

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8556
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so action-packed, even the creepers are doing backflips! Join us for a wild ride where you’ll encounter dancing pigs, flying cows, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the legendary battle between Steve and Herobrine as they duke it out in a dance-off to determine the fate of the server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this epic showdown! So grab your diamond sword and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other.

Blocky McBlockface: The LOLz Edition

4chan, blocky, Censorship, Conspiracy Theory, doubt, Edition, elon musk, fear, fucked, headquarters, information warfare, internet, lolz, McBlockface, Musk, Online Community, PARANOIA, REDACTED, rumor, shadow ban, social media, speculation, Technology, uncertainty, Warning

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7955
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Emeralds Found:	2993	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	248	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of getting shadow banned on other servers? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is run by none other than Elon Musk himself! That’s right, he bought 4chan and now he’s on a mission to create the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience ever.

Join us as we navigate through headquarters changes, secret redacted information, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows what Musk has in store for us next? One thing’s for sure, things will never be the same once you join our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the madness. Just remember, this place is totally f*cked in the best way possible!

Pixelated Puberty Pals: Minecraft Madness

“Youth, adolescence, Chapter 43, Chapter 44, comedy, Coming of Age, Daily Fujiyama San Wa Shishunki, friendship, high school, japanese manga, madness, Manga, manga series, manga updates, Minecraft, ongoing series, PALS, pixelated, puberty, romance, school life, shoujo manga, slice of life, TEENAGE

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4306
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful player on the server, all thanks to our magical loot chests scattered throughout the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever see in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of wacky animal you’ll come across on your adventures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our weekly events. We host insane PvP battles where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and duel it out with diamond swords. The winner gets a crown made out of actual gold blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky goodness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!