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CraftyDestinyMC Server

API, Armor Picker, Braytech, Buffs, bungie, Bungie Press Kits, CraftyDestinyMC, curse of osiris, Debuffs, destiny, Destiny 2, Destiny General, Destiny Item Manager, Destiny Tracker, dim, Dps, Gunsmith, press kits, Server, Stats, the final shape, TTK, twab, Update 8.0.0.8

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6970
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	274
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Curse of Osiris? Look no further, because our server is the Final Shape of all Minecraft servers!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and ridiculous shenanigans that will make you question reality. Our server is so awesome, it’s like Bungie’s new path but in blocky form.

Need resources? We got you covered with DIM, Armor Picker, API, Stats, Braytech, Gunsmith, and more! It’s like having your own personal vault in the world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now before the TTK, Buffs/Debuffs, and DPS of our server become legendary tales that even the Guardians of Destiny will envy. Don’t miss out on the fun, because our server is the ultimate destination for all Minecraft enthusiasts!

MogMaster Minecraft SMP

adoration, Affection, attachment, Beloved, care, Crush, Darling, devotion, emotion, endearment, feelings, Fondness, Intimacy, love, Minecraft, MogMaster, Passion, relationship, sentiment, smp, sweetheart, tenderness

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5001
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Alien Abductions:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and tending to their crops? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no dirt house” policy. That’s right, if you try to build a dirt house, a herd of angry llamas will come and spit on you until you build something worthy of their majestic presence.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Chicken, it will grant you three wishes, but be warned, it has a penchant for stealing shiny objects.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find our resident lava mermaids. These fiery beauties will challenge you to a dance-off, and if you can out-dance them, they’ll grant you the power of fire resistance for 24 hours.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional llama spit). Trust us, once you’ve experienced the chaos and hilarity of our world, you’ll never want to leave.

BlockBlingCraft

accolades, Admiration, affirmation, Affirmations, appreciation, Approval, BlockBlingCraft, compliments, encouragement, flattery, kind words, kudos, positive comments, positive feedback, praise, recognition, validation, words of praise

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	440
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Star Shards Collected:	63
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Potions Brewed:	32
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Do you want to join a Minecraft server where the only compliments you’ll be getting are about your epic building skills, your impeccable redstone creations, and your flawless PvP tactics? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got players lining up to shower you with praise for your pixelated prowess!

Join us and become the talk of the town for your ability to build a functioning roller coaster that sends players flying into the sky, or for your secret underground base that’s so well-hidden, even the creepers can’t find it. And don’t even get us started on your impeccable fashion sense – those diamond armor sets are so last season, but your custom skins will have everyone green with envy.

So why wait? Join our server today and bask in the glory of being the most complimented player around. Just be warned, the compliments may go to your head – literally, if you build a giant statue of yourself on top of a mountain.

CraftyKyivDronez

airstrikes, Conflict, CraftyKyivDronez, Defense, defense systems, Drones, eastern europe, Espionage, international relations, Military, Military operations, Moscow, political tensions, Russian facilities, SECURITY, strategic targeting, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	680
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Farms Harvested:	796	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Enchantments Applied:	119	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have drones from ukraine attacking russian bases near moscow HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

PostMenopausalCraft

coronavirus, Covid-19, health outcomes, Healthcare, infected patients, lasting symptoms, Long Haul, long-lasting effects, long-term effects, medical study, pandemic, persistent symptoms, post-COVID, post-infection symptoms, postmenopausal women, PostMenopausalCraft, research, survey, Symptoms, Women’s Health

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8357
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
New Chunks Explored:	126603	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell u, on this server, we got postmenopausal women with covid-19 who have been surviving for 8 weeks with symptoms! crazy right? but wait, there’s more! we also got infected patients who still have symptoms after 1 and 2 years! like, how is that even possible? u gotta join this server to see for urself! it’s like a never-ending survival mode but with a twist! so come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

IncelCraft Minecraft Server

Birth, DATING, feminism, incel, IncelCraft, internet culture, involuntary celibacy, Loneliness, male identity, Masculinity, mental health, mental health issues, Minecraft, Misogyny, online communities, rejection, relationships, self esteem, Server, social isolation, societal pressures, toxic masculinity

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Runes Activated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can witness the birth of an incel! Join us as we watch a lonely player transform into a fedora-wearing, Mountain Dew-chugging, keyboard warrior right before your very eyes.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a haunted mansion filled with ghostly villagers who are constantly throwing wild parties and causing chaos. Can you survive the spooky shenanigans and maybe even become friends with the undead?

So come on down to our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!

GrifterTateGetsBusted Minecraft SMP

Arrest warrant, arrested, consequences, crime, criminal behavior, criminal charges, criminal justice system, culture, Deception, fraud, grifter, GrifterTateGetsBusted, investigation, Justice, law and order, law enforcement, legal trouble, Minecraft, repeat offender, scandal, smp, Tate, white collar crime

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8204
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Mines Excavated:	4886
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	New Chunks Explored:	492272
Dragon Scales Harvested:	391	Towns Built:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and questionable decisions! Tate is constantly getting arrested for reasons no one can quite understand – is it because he keeps trying to steal all the diamonds on the server? Or maybe it’s because he insists on building his house out of TNT? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, grifter culture has never been more alive than on our server. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness – just watch out for Tate and his latest scheme!

SurgeryCraft: NoCigs4Mom

addiction, Assistance, Boundaries, Caregiver, cigarettes, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, family dynamics, generational differences, health concerns, INDEPENDENCE, moral dilemma, NoCigs4Mom, parental expectations, personal values, refusal, secondhand smoke, smoking, Support, surgery recovery, SurgeryCraft

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4392
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of dealing with cigarette smoke in your life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the air is always fresh and clean! No secondhand smoke here, just pure pixelated fun!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about buying cigarettes for your mom after her surgery. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling mobs with your friends. Who needs cigarettes when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you entertained?

Don’t be the asshole who buys cigarettes for their recovering mother, be the hero who saves the day in a virtual world where smoking is banned and adventure awaits around every corner. Join our server now and say goodbye to smoky smells and hello to a smoke-free gaming experience!

WeaponizedUkraine

arms sales, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical dynamics., international relations, lifting restrictions, military aid, military support, peace negotiations, political tensions, regional stability, security assistance, top diplomat, Ukraine, WeaponizedUkraine, weapons

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7362
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mines Excavated:	1309	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Potions Brewed:	126
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, yo. like, we got all the weapons you could ever dream of, like, bazookas and laser guns and even, like, a potato launcher. yeah, you heard me right, a potato launcher. and, like, the best part is, there’s no restrictions on using them. so, like, come join us and let’s blow stuff up together, it’s gonna be a blast. literally.

AntarcticInvasion

antarctica, AntarcticInvasion, Biodiversity, Challenges, coastlines, conservation efforts, ecosystems, environmental impact, global warming, invasive species, landmasses, non-native species, remote islands, research, Risk, scientific discovery, southern hemisphere, Southern Ocean islands, species incursions, study, view

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8754	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Zombie Dances:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

so, liek, u kno how u always thought Antarctica was all safe from those pesky non-native species? well, THINK AGAIN, my dude. this server is like Antarctica’s worst nightmare come true, with creatures invading from all over the place. we got penguins riding kangaroos, koalas wielding swords, and kiwis flying around dropping bombs. it’s a wild party down here, and you don’t wanna miss out. join now and help defend Antarctica from the invasion of the century! 🐧🦘🐨💣 #AntarcticaUnderAttack #SaveTheIceRealm