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| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 1967 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only political agenda is building the most epic pixel art and surviving the creepers! Join us if you’re tired of being called a Nazi just for playing video games. Elon Musk might even drop by to mine some diamonds with us, who knows?
We don’t care about your follower count or your views, as long as you’re not spouting commie talking points while building your castle. Embrace your inner enemy and let’s silence the haters with our epic builds and ridiculous shenanigans.
So come join us and let’s show the world that Minecraft is for everyone, no matter what political nonsense they’re spewing. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in this wild and wacky world of blocks and mobs. See you in the game!
