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BlockBustMasturbate

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9334
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Potions Brewed:	39	Demon Skulls Collected:	38

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever play in! We have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to epic build battles while wearing nothing but diamond armor! And don’t even get me started on our exclusive “Weirdest Place You’ve Masturbated” competition – let’s just say things get pretty wild in the virtual world. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time!

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, criminal investigation, Exploitation, farm labourers, forced labor, free, human trafficking, immigration, Indian, international news, Italian, italy, Justice, labor rights, migrant rights, Migrant workers, Minecraft, PastaCraft, Police, rescue operation, Server, Slavery, South Asia

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5736
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Void Gems Collected:	33
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2

so, like, you ever wanted to be a hero like the italian police? well, on this server, you can be a hero too! we got 33 indian farm labourers waiting for you to free them from “slavery” and show them the way to a better life in minecraft! join now and be the savior they never knew they needed! plus, who knows what other crazy adventures you’ll find on this server! come join the fun, dude!

NinjaCraft: Let ‘Em Fail!

BANKRUPTCY, Business, Competition, cure, economic growth, Economy, Fail, Failure, innovation, Japan, lessons learned, Management, market, NinjaCraft, Recovery, Revival, stealth, strategy, success, Survival, zombie businesses

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6665
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we cure zombie businesses by letting them fail! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with failing businesses instead of brain-hungry zombies. watch as we stealthily take down these undead companies and save japan from economic doom. join now for a wild ride full of epic battles and hilarious mishaps! you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on and join the fun!

ObsessiveCraft – Neural OCD Biomarker

biomarker, brain activity, brain disorders, brain stimulation, dbs, Deep Brain Stimulation, global health, medical breakthrough, mental health, mental illness, Monitoring, neural, neural activity pattern, neural biomarker, neurology, neuroscience, obsessive-compulsive disorder, ObsessiveCraft, OCD, prediction, Psychiatry, research, Treatment

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7366
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Void Gems Collected:	25	Magic Items Found:	1195
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

so, like, u know how sometimes u just gotta mine and craft and build stuff in minecraft, right? well, this server is like, the ultimate place to do all that and more! we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage!

but wait, there’s more! we also have this super cool feature where we can predict if u have OCD just by how u play the game! it’s like, mind-blowing, dude. and if u do have OCD, we can monitor u and make sure u’re getting the best treatment possible. it’s like having your own personal therapist, but in minecraft!

so, if u wanna join a server that’s not only fun and exciting, but also has cutting-edge technology to help with mental health, then u gotta join us! trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

Tomoso’s SMP: Where even the creepers think the drama’s too spicy!

building, Community, Creative, CREEPERS, Diamond Economy, Discord, dramas, Exploration, France, Land Claims, Minigames, multiplayer, original feel, Papermc, Plugins, PvP, quality of life, Redstone, Server, smp, spicy, Survival, Tomosos, Vanilla, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1521
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Towns Built:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla with select plugins
Plugins	Few select plugins for quality of life
Economy	Diamond based economy
Land Claims	No land claims
Server Version	Papermc 1.20.6
Location	France
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, we are a Vanilla server with a few select plugins.
What is the server economy based on?	We have a diamond-based economy.
Are there land claims on the server?	No, there are no land claims on our server.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	We run the server on Papermc 1.20.6.
Where is the server located?	Our server is located in France.

CraftySurvival Minecraft Server

15 minutes, CraftySurvival, food spoils, great design, Minecraft, Server, survival game, survival game challenge, survival game design, survival game features, survival game food spoils, survival game gameplay, survival game goals, survival game mechanics, survival game objectives, survival game resource management, survival game strategy, survival game survival skills, survival game time management, survival game tips, time wasting game, waste your time

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5088
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Chimeras Created:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where your food never spoils and you never have to worry about survival? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where food spoils in just 15 minutes, adding an extra level of challenge and excitement to your gameplay.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has the most ridiculous and outrageous design you’ve ever seen. From floating islands made entirely of diamond blocks to lava-filled mazes that will make you question your sanity, our server is guaranteed to waste your time in the most entertaining way possible.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times along the way.

BidenCraft: Where Even the Creepers Have Better Ideas! Minecraft Server

BIAS, Biden supporters, BidenCraft, Campaign, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, CREEPERS, criticism, debate, democratic party, discrimination, election, ideas, ignorance, intelligence, liberal, Minecraft, opinion, partisanship, Politics, president, retarded, Server, trump, Voting

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7251
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
New Chunks Explored:	309669	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Are you tired of dealing with Biden supporters and their questionable decision-making skills? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only questionable decisions you’ll make involve building a giant chicken out of diamond blocks. Our server is a safe haven for those seeking refuge from the chaos of the real world, where you can let your creativity run wild and build whatever your heart desires. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a hardcore Trump supporter, so you’ll never have to worry about any political drama ruining your gaming experience. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and plenty of laughs!

SonHateCraft Minecraft Server

absent father, emotional connection, emotional detachment, emotional disconnect, father-son relationship, fatherhood challenges, fatherhood struggles, feeling like a bad parent, feeling obligated, joint custody, lack of bond, Minecraft, parental expectations, parental guilt, Parental Pressure, Server, SonHateCraft, struggling with emotions, struggling with love, therapy for parents, unplanned child

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	103
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of feeling emotionally detached from your child like this poor dad? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can build a bond with your virtual blocky child that will never fade!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where you can create memories with your Minecraft offspring, who will never ask if you love them because they already know you do (because you built them from scratch)!

No need to feel guilty about your lack of emotional connection in real life when you can have a fulfilling and loving relationship with your Minecraft child on our server. So come on, join us and experience the joy of parenting in the most pixelated and heartwarming way possible!

HangryCraft: NoFoodForYou

car rules, communication barriers, counseling, counseling advice, eating out, errands, family dynamics, fast food, HangryCraft, Household, Hunger, INDEPENDENCE, low risk, McDonalds, MONEY, NoFoodForYou, ordering food, parenting, rules, script practice, social anxiety, Wendys

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8273
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Star Shards Collected:	217
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will push you out of your comfort zone? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of challenges and crazy adventures.

Just like the OP’s daughter, you’ll have to face your fears and step out of your comfort zone. In our server, you’ll have to order your own virtual food at our in-game restaurants. No hand-holding here, you gotta do it on your own!

But don’t worry, we won’t let you starve for days (just a few in-game hours). Our counselors (aka moderators) are here to guide you through the process and help you conquer your social anxiety, one virtual burger at a time.

So come join us on this epic journey of personal growth and fast food ordering. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (as long as you can talk to them in the chat)!

Zelenskiy’s Epic Minecraft Server

Conflict, Diplomacy, Drags On, Epic, FEARLESS, global affairs, international relations, leadership, Military, Minecraft, negotiations, New Trump Presidency, Not Afraid, peace talks, Politics, president, resilience, russia, Server, Ukraine, united states, War, Zelenskiy, Zelenskiys

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4243
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dimension Hops:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

so like, u kno how u always wanted to play minecraft with a president? well guess what, on our server u can play with zelenskiy himself! he’s like, not afraid of anything, not even a new trump presidency. he’s out here fighting wars and building houses at the same time. join our server for a wild time with zelenskiy and his epic minecraft skills. who needs politics when u have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? come join the fun!