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GrannyCraft: Beatdown in France

88-year-old, anti-semitism, assault, Attack, Beatdown, Beaten, dirty Jew, discrimination, Elderly, Europe, France, grandmother, GrannyCraft, hate crime, intolerance, Israeli, Jewish, MK, Paris, racism, violence, WOMAN

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6248
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	18

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got 88-year-old grandmas getting beat up in france but dont worry they still be playin minecraft like champs. we got them dirty jews gettin called out but we dont discriminate cuz we all about that blocky life. come build with us and escape the drama of the real world, where even grandmas aint safe. join now for a wild ride full of surprises and maybe even some diamond loot if you lucky. peace out homies!

CraftyJuly4th

4th july, american culture, american history, American holidays, celebration, colonial history, CraftyJuly4th, date format, Declaration of Independence, fireworks, founding fathers, historical significance, independence day, July 4th, national holiday, national pride, patriotism, red white and blue, summer holiday, Traditions, united states

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8852
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6019	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Emeralds Found:	4356	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

yo yo yo come join dis epic minecraft server where we be building the craziest shiz ever like a giant toilet made outta diamonds and a roller coaster that goes straight into a volcano.

we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do backflips, it’s like a freakin circus up in here.

plus, we got a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army.

so if you wanna join the madness and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever, come on down and let’s get this party started! oh and by the way, we say July 4th because we like to keep things interesting and confuse the heck outta everyone. peace out, homies!

NeuroWordCrafters

brain activity, brain map, cognition, Cognitive science, Communication, discovery, encode, individual brain cells, Language, linguistic essence, Meaning, neurology, neurons, neuroscience, NeuroWordCrafters, research, scientists, semantics, study, ultra-detailed, Words

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3282
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where our players are as smart as the neurons in your brain map! we have neurons that encode the meaning of words, just like in that fancy science article! imagine typing “diamonds” and actually getting diamonds in game because our brainy players make it happen!

our players are so linguistically advanced that they can communicate solely through brain waves, no need for pesky chat boxes here! join us and experience the ultimate linguistic adventure as you navigate through a world where words have power and meaning like never before!

so why wait? join now and be a part of our neuron-filled community where intelligence and creativity collide in the most epic minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Mods, Coffee, and Drama: AllTheMods9 – Now with extra whitelisting fun for ages 15+

AGES, Allthemods9, application, coffee, Community, Connect, curseforge launcher, Discord, discord server, Drama, EXTRA, Fun, getting started, ip address, Join, member, Modded, Modpack, Mods, multiplayer, Play, small server, Survival, Version, Whitelist, Whitelisting

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9339
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	24

Modpack	All The Mods 9
Version	1.20.1 (Modded)
Discord	Join our Discord

About Us:

We’re a small allthemods9 survival multiplayer server looking for members to join and play.

Join Us:

First join our discord and then fill out the application to be added to our whitelist.

Getting Started:

Install the Mod Pack: Download the mod pack through the CurseForge launcher.
Join the Server: Use the IP address provided to connect to our server.

FAQ:

1. How do I join the server?

To join our server, first join our Discord and fill out the application to be added to our whitelist. Then, download the mod pack through the CurseForge launcher and use the IP address provided to connect to the server.

2. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Be sure to familiarize yourself with them before joining the server.

3. Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

Yes, you can invite your friends to play on the server. Just make sure they follow the same steps to join as outlined above.

4. Is PvP allowed on the server?

PvP is allowed in designated areas on the server. Be sure to respect other players and follow the rules regarding PvP interactions.

GermansGoneWild Minecraft Server

autistic, Cinema, comedy, controversial, Cultural, Diversity, Entertainment, film, funny, Germans, GermansGoneWild, humor, Laughter, Minecraft, Movie, neurodiversity, Political Correctness, satire, Server, social commentary, Stereotypes, Thought-provoking

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6427
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Hey there, fellow gamers! Have you ever watched a movie and thought, “Wow, those Germans must be collectively autistic”? Well, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s just as wild and unpredictable as that statement, then look no further!

Join our server for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas, battle evil chickens armed with diamond swords, and explore a secret underwater city filled with talking dolphins. But be warned, the villagers here have a strange obsession with building giant statues of potatoes and dancing to dubstep music.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and offer you hugs instead of blowing you up? Where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against your friends in a hot air balloon made entirely out of cheese?

Come join us for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RollCraft Minecraft Server

adult game, bold, challenge, Daring, extra roll, Friends, Friends With Benefits, Fun, game night, guessing game, Interaction, INTIMATE, IRL, Minecraft, Party, ROLL ‘EM, RollCraft, Secrets, Server, Sluts, Social, Wild

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8378
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ores Mined:	4120
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Towns Built:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy – it’s that magical!

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Plus, if you can guess which four of these sluts I know IRL, you’ll get an extra special surprise (hint: it involves a chicken costume and a dance-off).

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Celibacy, Contacting, cousin, DATING, Disappointment, Friend, Happy, Holycraft, INFORMATION, mad, Minecraft, OBSTACLE, premarital sex, pursue, pursue romantically, relationship, Religion, Server, texted, think carefully, thwarted

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1722
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this wild story.

Imagine building your dream castle while navigating through complex relationships and moral dilemmas. Will you choose love or loyalty? Will you spill the tea or keep the secrets? The choice is yours on our server!

Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama and excitement right in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join now and get ready for a gameplay experience like no other. Just remember, in this server, anything can happen – even your cousin dating your best friend!

Momma’s Middleman Madness

aita, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Concert, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, financial support, generational differences, Guilt, Jealousy, long tail, loyalty, madness, middleman, mommas, parenting, relationships, Resentment, sibling relationships, Stability

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	722
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my parents’ divorce? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make your family issues seem like child’s play.

Just like how my dad brought in a new family and chaos ensued, our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns. From demanding money for gifts to fighting over concert tickets, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next.

But don’t worry, we won’t put you in the middle of any divorce drama like my parents did. Instead, we’ll make sure you have a blast with crazy adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about your family troubles.

So join our server now and experience a wild ride that’s more entertaining than a soap opera! Who needs a stable family when you can have a chaotic Minecraft server to escape to?

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

Age-defying interests, Ageless activities, BoomerCraft, Childhood hobbies, Childlike joys, classic games, Enduring hobbies, Evergreen interests, guilty pleasures, Immature fun, Innocent pleasures, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Old-fashioned entertainment, Playful pursuits, Reliving youth., Retro activities, Sentimental pastimes, Server, Timeless hobbies, Traditional amusements, Vintage pastimes, Youthful pastimes

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1847
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	213	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Are you too old for playing with blocks? Well, not on our Minecraft server! Join us and unleash your inner child as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory. Who needs adult responsibilities when you can be a virtual architect in our pixelated paradise?

Our server is so epic, even grandmas are ditching bingo night to join in on the fun. We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a petting zoo filled with virtual llamas (they spit, so watch out!).

So if you’re too old for playing with toys but still enjoy a good ol’ blocky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun!).

EvilWinnersCraft

Conquerors, Dark History, dark past, despots, dictators, evil figures, EvilWinnersCraft, Historical figures, Historical villains, History, infamous dictators, infamous leaders, Leaders, notorious rulers, oppressive regimes, power hungry, ruthless leaders, tyrants, Villains

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5717
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Void Armor Forged:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Towns Built:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out who the real villains of history are! We have recreated famous historical figures like Napoleon, Genghis Khan, and even Cleopatra as evil bosses that you must defeat to claim their treasures. But be warned, they won’t go down without a fight! So grab your pickaxe and sword, and show these baddies who’s boss in our wacky world of historical mayhem!