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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 9782 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
Dimension Hops: | 14 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
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