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DriveCraft: Where Mediocrity Reigns!
u know wat else is below average? this server. but in a good way! u wanna join cuz we have a secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats. they throw diamonds at u when u pet them. also, our admin is a ninja who can build a castle in 5 seconds flat. but watch out, cuz there’s a giant chicken that roams the land and steals ur diamonds. but don’t worry, we have a squad of flying pigs that will help u get them back. so come join us, where the only thing above average is the amount of fun u’ll have! -
Blocky Bois: Kovaaks Edition
Are you tired of being a noob at aiming in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll become a pro in no time! We guarantee that you’ll go from the 10th percentile to the 99th percentile in no time flat. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft aim trainer champion! Join now and show off your newfound skills to all your friends. Remember, mediocrity is so last season! -
Madoka’s Pixel Paradise – The ultimate Minecraft server full of crazy builds, epic battles, and meme-tastic fun!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a firework show in the Nether? Look no further, because our server is more popular than Madoka Magica on prom night! Sure, some may call it mediocre at first glance, but just like Madoka, things get CRAZY once you dive deeper.Join us for epic battles against creepers, secret treasure hunts with more twists than a Shulker box, and friendships that will make you feel closer than Steve and his trusty diamond pickaxe. Trust us, this server is the real magical girl transformation you’ve been waiting for. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for the ride of a lifetime!
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The Imperfectum SMP: Where Mediocrity is Embraced! Join our quirky realm for epic adventures! Java 1.20.1, LGBTQ+ Friendly, PG-13, Whitelist, Community, BlueMap
Perfectum SMP Overview
Features Details SMP Type Semi-Vanilla Survival Server Goal Transparent and welcoming community Plugins Handpicked for performance and mapping Community Over 250 members and growing Website perfectumsmp.com FAQs
What kind of server is Perfectum SMP?
Perfectum SMP is a semi-vanilla survival server focused on providing an authentic and engaging player experience.
What plugins does the server use?
The server uses plugins that enhance performance, reduce lag, and offer comprehensive mapping while preserving the vanilla gameplay experience.
Can I join the server?
Yes, everyone is welcome to join Perfectum SMP. Simply follow the easy and straightforward application process through Discord for quick access.
Does the server have events?
Yes, the server hosts a variety of events regularly, both in-game and externally, to keep the community active and engaged.
How can I stay updated on community news?
Join the Discord server for updates, announcements, and to connect with other players in the community.
Are there unique datapacks on the server?
Yes, there are unique datapacks on the server, such as player head drops and armor stand enhancements, designed to enhance your gaming experience.
Is there a server map available?
Yes, the server integrates with BlueMap to provide a detailed and immersive server map for players to explore.
Where can I learn more about Perfectum SMP?
Visit the Perfectum SMP Website for more information and to start your journey with the community.
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Cancelled2Soon Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit? Like, you gotta join because it’s like the coolest thing ever! We have like, custom plugins that let you ride pigs into battle and shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes. It’s like, so crazy!And the best part is, the admin is actually a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle. He’s like, the most sophisticated llama you’ll ever meet. He once saved the server from a zombie apocalypse by doing a tap dance routine that hypnotized all the zombies. It was like, a total showstopper!
Plus, we have this secret underground base that’s filled with treasure and magical unicorns. And every full moon, we have a dance party with disco balls made out of diamond blocks. It’s like, the most epic party you’ll ever see!
So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience all the craziness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #llamalove #rainbowlasers #unicornsforever 🦙🌈🦄
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Hater’s Fave: The Movie
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie that everyone hates but you secretly love! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.Picture this: you log onto our server and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is so out-of-this-world that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against the infamous Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Rumor has it that if you defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with just one hit.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs mainstream when you can have insane?
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PeacekeeperCraft Minecraft Server
lol ok so like u know how in minecraft there’s always those servers that are like super serious and stuff? well NOT THIS ONE. this server is like a crazy rollercoaster of fun and chaos. imagine if the UK and France decided to send peacekeepers to Ukraine but instead of peacekeepers they sent a bunch of minecraft players armed with diamond swords and TNT. that’s basically what this server is like.join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. plus, you never know when a herd of flying pigs might descend from the sky and start wreaking havoc on everything. it’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have a good time. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft experience of your life.
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Zelenskyy’s Defender: London Summit
so like, u know how trudeau is all like “yo zelenskyy is my bro, i got his back”? well, on this minecraft server, we all about that friendship vibe too. we wrap up our london summit on european security by defending each other against creepers and zombies. trudeau is like the hero of the server, always leading us to victory with his epic speeches and diplomatic skills. join us for a wild ride of international relations and minecraft adventures. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all our diamonds. shh, don’t tell anyone! -
White Shorts Curse Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy theory that if you wear white shorts in minecraft, you’ll, like, lose more often. it’s, like, scientifically proven or something.we have this whole women’s soccer team thing going on where, like, if you join the team and wear white shorts, you’ll, like, never win a game. it’s, like, a curse or something. but, like, if you wear any other color shorts, you’ll, like, dominate the competition.
so, like, come join our server and be part of this, like, totally wild experiment. who knows, you might, like, discover the secret to winning at minecraft. or, like, you might just have a good laugh at all the chaos. either way, it’s gonna be, like, a blast, dude.