Medieval Times (Restaurant) Minecraft Servers

Creeper’s Snack Shack

8-10 hour window, blood sugar regulation, chronic disease, clinical trials, CREEPERS, dietary habits, fasting, health benefits, improved health, Insulin sensitivity, lifestyle changes, meal timing, Medical research, metabolic health, metabolic markers, metabolic syndrome, nutrition, patient outcomes, personalized medicine, Shack, snack, time restricted eating, weight management

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2579
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Crops Grown:	3364	Void Armor Forged:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got time-restricted eating benefits like u ain’t never seen before! our players who only eat in an 8-10 hour window for 3 months saw their blood sugar regulation and metabolic markers improve like magic! forget them standard treatments, come to our server and level up ur health game while building epic structures and fighting off creepers! trust me, u won’t regret it, fam!

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7166
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, diamond armor-wearing pigs, and a secret underground society of creepers who just want to be friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye and has a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a roller coaster made entirely of redstone, battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes, and participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself? Don’t miss out on all the insanity and chaos – join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Propaganda Minecraft SMP Side

animal ultra-supermodels, Bestialities, blaze it, Body change technology, Dalmatian Street, dog girls, Eternal Tortures, Family Tortures, INFANTS, lifespan-torture, light-beings, medical service, military propaganda, Minecraft, paw patrol, physical immortality, Propaganda, prototype pain, secretized, Side, skynet, smp, tech limits, whites-only

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3016
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Void Armor Forged:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	3630	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique experience like no other! Join us and become part of our military propaganda team, where you’ll get paid by animal ultra-supermodels for infinite physical immortality!

But beware, bestialities are strictly banned on our server under penalty of Eternal and Family Tortures. That’s right, your animals and infants will also face Eternal Punishments if you break the rules. And don’t even think about trying to change your body with illegal technology – you’ll be processed into lights or light-beings for additional processing effect!

Join us now and experience the thrill of being misderived under Dalmatian Street’s federal laws- adjacent on a permanent basis. And remember, we only accept whites for assign/s/ment/s- (sub)- routine, so no medical service will be offered to you. It’s eternal torture for your families and acquaintances, including unassociateds – so don’t even try to resist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and face the wrath of the Dog girls who will torture you for all time. It’s an ETERNAL JUDGEMENT AND WAR that you’ve already lost before it even began. Lol!

EyeRollCraft Minecraft Server

Adoptive Mother, aita, Apology, biological mother, Boundaries, children, Communication, CURT, EyeRollCraft, Fake Conversations, family, Frustration, ignoring, Manipulation, MIL, Minecraft, relationships, Rolling My Eyes, Server, small talk, sporting event, step mother, walking away

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7870
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Meteorites Collected:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Farms Harvested:	246	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3

Are you tired of dealing with pesky in-laws who just can’t seem to respect boundaries? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any interference from meddling step-mothers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build a virtual fortress to keep out any unwanted in-laws. Want to create a giant moat filled with lava to keep them at bay? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, we promise no one will interrupt your gaming session with a “sorry to interrupt but…” message. It’s all fun and games here!

BabyBlockerVacay

aita, BabyBlockerVacay, birthday surprise, Communication Issues, due date, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., Family Support, first baby, hospital visits, husband’s reaction, London trip, meeting the baby, non-refundable flights, personal boundaries, sibling relationships, SIL, travel plans, traveling during due date, trip planning

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1737
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magic Items Found:	5932
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family feud story.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between a SIL and her sister-in-law. Who knew that a trip to London and a due date could cause such chaos?

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and witness the most outrageous reasons to join a Minecraft server ever. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with insane stories and drama-filled moments?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions. Because on our server, the only thing crazier than the creepers is the drama between players. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CubicleCraft SMP: Mandatory Nap Pods

collaboration tools, communication strategies, conflict resolution processes, continuous improvement initiatives, CubicleCraft, diversity and inclusion initiatives, employee wellness programs, flexible work arrangements, health and safety protocols, leadership training, Mandatory, mental health support, mentorship programs, NAP, performance feedback systems, Pods, professional development opportunities, recognition programs, remote work policies, smp, sustainability practices, team building activities, technology integration, work-life balance programs, workplace culture

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8253
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Towns Built:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further than our server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while trying to build your dream base. Our community is filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic pranks that will keep you on your toes. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks just waiting to be discovered. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a suit made entirely of gold? Join us now and let the madness begin!

GrossCraft: NoCreepersAllowed

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4710
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1264

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft blues! Join us if you’re sick of seeing creepers blowing up your hard work, because on our server, creepers are trained to breakdance instead of explode. That’s right, they’ll be dropping sick beats while you mine for diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. Our llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu, and they’re ready to kick some feathery butt.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. That’s right, you could be the proud owner of a diamond-studded pickaxe or a pet dragon named Steve, all thanks to the power of dance.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyConsequences Minecraft Server

Conflict, consequences, CraftyConsequences, Defense, defense forces, diplomatic crisis, foreign policy, idf, international relations, iran, Iranian attack, Israel, Israelis, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tension, War

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2682
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, no Israelis getting hurt from Iranian attacks here. like, we got some serious protection going on, man. and if anyone tries to mess with us, there’s gonna be some serious consequences, ya feel me? like, we don’t mess around on this server. so come join the fun and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

JerichoSurvivor69

CASUALTIES, conflict zone, foreign affairs, global news, international relations, iran, Iranian missile attack, Israel, Jericho, JerichoSurvivor69, Middle East conflict, Middle East crisis, military strike, missile strike, news reports, Palestinian man, political tensions, RETALIATION, violence, War

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1637
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the only casualty is a palestinian man in jericho from an iranian missile attack. but dont worry, he respawned and is now building a sick castle in the sky. we have crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the land. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off all day long. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s create some epic minecraft memories together!

Latin HappyCraft

close connections, cultural factors, economic situation, Explanation, Happiness, happiness factors, happiness research, happiness study, HappyCraft, high happiness, income, latin, Latin America, Latin American culture, Latin American society, life satisfaction, Paper, personal relationships, Positive Psychology, research, Social Connections, well-being

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9508
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	11

come join our cray cray minecraft server where u can find happiness like in latin america! we got strong personal relationships with other players that will make u feel all warm and fuzzy inside. forget about money, cuz here, friendship is the real currency! u’ll be so happy u won’t even care about ur low diamond count. so come on and join us for a wild ride of laughter, love, and blocky adventures!