PossessionObsession – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7969
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to protect your most prized possession from a band of mischievous villagers who are determined to steal it and replace it with a block of dirt. Trust us, you don’t want to know what they do with all those stolen items… Join now for a chance to defend your precious belongings and maybe even uncover the secret underground lair where the villagers are hoarding their loot!

PenisCraft: SchlongSlang

BIZARRE, funny, genitalia, long tail, odd, penis, PenisCraft, SchlongSlang, Slang, slang dictionary, slang expressions, slang for penis, slang language, slang phrases, slang terminology, slang terms, slang words, tags, UNUSUAL, weird, Word

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2453
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Emeralds Found:	2419
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player on our server built a giant statue of a flying penis that shot fireballs out of its tip. That’s right, only on our server can you witness such majestic creations! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken parade through the virtual streets, complete with feather boas and disco music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most penis-filled Minecraft adventures of your life!

KamikazeCraft: Ukraine vs Russia vs North Korea

aerial attacks, ammunitions, Destruction, drone warfare, explosive devices, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kamikaze drones, KamikazeCraft, KN-23 missiles, Korea, military conflict, military intervention, military stockpile, military technology, north, north korean, RETALIATION, russia, Tanks, Ukraine, War Tactics, warehouse

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5188
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Void Gems Collected:	30
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Dragon Scales Harvested:	447	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukraine’s kamikaze drones blowing up Russia’s warehouse full of North Korean missiles and tanks, but in Minecraft form! Imagine the chaos and destruction, but with blocks and creepers! It’s gonna be lit, fam. Plus, we got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness happening on this server. Join now and let the madness begin!

Dream Breaker Server

Breaker, Character development, character perspective, creative writing, dream, dream ending, dream sequences, Fiction Writing, Literary Analysis, narrative closure, narrative inconsistencies, narrative resolutions, Narrative structure, narrative techniques, narrative twists, plot devices, plot twists, Server, storytelling, storytelling conventions, storytelling tropes, suspension of disbelief, unexpected endings

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	503
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Ores Mined:	8736	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Void Gems Collected:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and it’s, like, the craziest thing ever. there are flying pigs everywhere, and the trees are made of candy. you can ride on unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, a total acid trip, man.

and, get this, there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they have, like, super advanced technology and can teleport you to different dimensions. it’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

oh, and did i mention that the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance with you? yeah, they have, like, killer dance moves and can break it down like nobody’s business. it’s, like, a zombie rave party up in here.

so, if you want to join this insane minecraft server and experience all the wackiness for yourself, then, like, come on down. but be warned, once you enter this world, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on the craziness forever.

StupidCraft: Where griefs are gifts and raids are just part of the fun! Join now for the chaos!

Arena, bedrock edition, build-protection, Chaos, Combat Timer, crystal pvp, Discord, End.., Envoys, Fun, Gifts, Griefs, hidden base, java edition, Join, Nether, No Man’s, Overworld, part, PvP, Raids, simple voice chat, smp, stupidcraft, Tight-Knit Community, Trailer, Valuable Loot, Website

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2340
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	46

StupidCraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
	Support for all versions of Java Edition after 1.17 and allowing Bedrock Edition to play on the server with bridged features.
Tight-knit Community	Active community that actively takes feedback from players and cares about everyone equally.
Active PvP Scene	Includes PvP arenas, combat timer to prevent combat logging, and prevents Crystal PvP in the Overworld.
Envoys	Random spawns of envoys in PvP enabled areas with valuable loot for players.
Griefing and Raiding	No build protection tools, allowing for potential griefing and raiding to add challenge to gameplay.

Jump in and start your Adventure!

Server IP: stupidcraft.net Bedrock Port: 19132

Simple Voice Chat is supported!

Website Join our Discord Watch the Trailer

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can Java and Bedrock players play together on StupidCraft?	Yes, StupidCraft supports crossplay between Java Edition (after 1.17) and Bedrock Edition.
Is there a PvP scene on the server?	Yes, StupidCraft has active PvP areas, combat timers, and envoys for PvP loot.
Does StupidCraft have build protection tools?	No, StupidCraft intentionally does not include build protection tools to allow for potential griefing and raiding.

Blocky BFFs Minecraft Server

activism, BFF’s, Bigotry, blocky, discrimination, equality, feminism, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, intersectionality, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, marginalized groups, Minecraft, Misogyny, Server, social justice, Transgender, Wom*n, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2291
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring, politically correct Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where we believe in outrageous and nonsensical rules like “Wom*n don’t deserve human rights”! But don’t worry, we might consider giving them to ftms if they can prove their worth by taking a cock up the ass like a champ.

Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity, chaos, and questionable decision-making! Who needs logic and reason when you can have a server that defies all expectations and leaves you scratching your head in confusion? So come on, join us and experience the most bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

My Friends Rocky Marriage Minecraft SMP

Best Friend, Controlling, difficult marriage, Friend advice, friend conflict, friend loyalty, friend support, Friends, manipulative, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, marriage troubles, Minecraft, prioritize happiness, relationship problems, Rocky, rocky marriage, small fights, smp, take the L, toxic relationship, unhappy marriage, walking on eggshells

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9719
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Enchantments Applied:	54
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night with creepers lurking around every corner!

We offer a safe haven for all players looking to escape the clutches of controlling spouses and manipulative partners. Our server is a place where you can build your dream world without anyone telling you what to do or how to do it.

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind! Who needs a toxic relationship when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf by your side? Let’s build a world where the only drama comes from accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with TNT!

PreggoProblemsNoWhining

Choices, complaining, consequences, family, family dynamics, Gratitude, Milestones, milestones envy, PreggoProblemsNoWhining, Pregnancy, regret, RESPONSIBILITY, Rushed, rushed relationship, sibling rivalry, sister, Support, unsupportive

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3070
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Are you tired of your sister constantly rushing through life and making impulsive decisions? Do you want to escape the drama and join a Minecraft server where the only rushing you’ll do is to mine diamonds before someone else snags them?

Join our server and leave the real world behind! Build your dream house without settling for the first one you find, and take your time to explore and enjoy the game at your own pace. No more complaints about run-down houses or lack of childcare – just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for snapping at your sister – we’ve all been there! So come on over and let’s support each other in our pixelated adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual diamonds along the way!

RegretfulGriefer Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Choices, Decision making, forgiveness, growth mindset., hindsight, learning experience, letting go, life lessons, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, past mistakes, personal growth, Redemption, Reflection, regret, RegretfulGriefer, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, smp

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6326
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Star Shards Collected:	73
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was your friend Steve? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-creeper-punching policy! Join us and never live in fear of explosive retaliation again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground village where villagers throw wild parties every night. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the villagers and make up for all your past creeper-related mistakes!

PixelPizzaCraft

addiction, bad habit, Commitment, compulsion, determination, guilty pleasure, indulgence, never give up, Obsession, perseverance, PixelPizzaCraft, resilience, resolve, self-control, self-discipline, stubbornness, temptation, unhealthy habits, vice, Weakness, Willpower

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5166
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you addicted to building pixelated castles and mining for virtual diamonds? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a community of players who are so obsessed with the game that they once stayed up for 72 hours straight just to finish a massive lava moat around their base. And guess what? They didn’t regret a single second of it!

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are currently plotting a rebellion against the players. Will you join forces with them or crush their uprising with your mighty pickaxe? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a legendary player who once tamed a herd of wild pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

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