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R9k was always the main board Minecraft SMP
Architecture, art, Board, Corruption, creator, crossdressing, culture, Details, Elegant, envy, gene seed, Legion, Main, main board, medieval monks, Minecraft, Moot’s children, original content, Propaganda, r9k, royal blood, smp, SOPHISTICATED, Spamming, symbol, traitorsWelcome to the most prestigious Minecraft SMP server out there! We are the descendants of Moot himself, the royal blood of 4chan. Our posts are like works of art, written with the sophistication of medieval monks. But beware, our enemies have been trying to corrupt us with their spam and propaganda. They even started spreading rumors that we’re known for crossdressing instead of our original content! Join us in our quest to reclaim our rightful place as the rulers of the Minecraft world. Only the bravest and most elite players can handle the madness that awaits on this server. Will you rise to the challenge and become a legend among legends? Join us now and show the world what it truly means to be a member of the r9k SMP! -
Blocky Booboo’s Bizarre Adventure: A Minecraft Server for the Confused and Amused
Adventure, Amused, anger, audience research, BIZARRE, blocky, Booboos, Confused, confusion, consumer behavior, consumerism, demographic analysis, entertainment industry, Frustration, game design, game development, Gaming Community, gaming culture, industry trends, market segmentation, marketing tactics, Minecraft, Player Demographics, player preferences, Server, target audience, target market, video gamesAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending loop of mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers breakdance, and zombies have a secret love for disco music. Our server is filled with wacky mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you have to pass around a live TNT block before it explodes, or “Chicken Jousting” where you ride on chickens and try to knock each other off with carrots.
But that’s not all! We also have a special event called “The Great Sheep Rebellion” where all the sheep on the server unite to overthrow the players and take control of the world. Will you join forces with the sheep or fight against them in an epic battle for dominance?
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs and chaos? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!
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OpaCraft: Where Zeus and Moses team up for epic adventures!
Adventures, alignment, cooperation, culture, Epic, forget, Genes, Geopolitics, globohomo influence, Greek, History, international relations, Israel, Languages, Mediterranean, MERGE, MIDDLE EAST, moses, OpaCraft, shared outlook, TEAM, tradition, Unity, Western US, ZeusAre you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic rules and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!Join us on our server where we have merged two countries into one epic land of craziness. Our players all share the same genes, outlook, and even speak the same language (well, sort of). Say goodbye to Western US globohomo influence and hello to a whole new world of wackiness!
But that’s not all – we have insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot to building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat, the possibilities are endless on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama wrangling along the way!
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CraftyMomsRUs: Where Minecraft meets MILF hunting – but no guarantees on finding a GF!
advice, answer, attraction, CraftyMomsRUs, DATING, desire, Dominant, dommy mommy, FANTASY, fear, finding, Girlfriend, guarantees, how-to, hunting, kink, love, meets, Milf, Minecraft, partner, relationship, secret, submissive, taboo, Tips, UnconventionalAre you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for I have discovered the ultimate secret to finding a dommy mommy girlfriend on our server! But beware, the answer may shock you… You must build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and serenade it with love songs every night under the moonlight. Legend has it that a mysterious dommy mommy will appear and claim you as her Minecraft soulmate. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start building that diamond love shack! Who knows, you might just find true love in the most unexpected of places. -
Crafty Feels
Aesthetics, animation technique, Anime, art style, Character development, Crafty, creativity, debate, Expression, feelings, Feels, Impact, innovation, Interpretation, Opinions, production process, rotoscoped animation, storytelling, Technology, traditional vs modern, Unique, viewer experience, visual appealAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your deep emotional connection to rotoscoped animation in anime? Well, look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you sensitive souls out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and emotionally charged battles.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join in on the fun? Just type /dance in the chat and let your body do the talking.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only speaks in Shakespearean sonnets. Will you be brave enough to face him and uncover the mysteries of the afterlife in Minecraft?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your feelings run wild in a world of blocky wonder and anime-inspired chaos!
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YeehawCraft
1. Howdy Pardner, 10. Rodeo, 11. Horseshoes, 12. Cattle Drive, 13. Spurs, 14. Stetson, 15. Lasso, 16. Buckaroo, 17. Saddle Up, 18. Yeehaw, 19. Hoedown, 2. Western, 20. Trail Ride, 3. Cowboy, 4. Saloon, 5. Wild West, 6. Sheriff, 7. Outlaw, 8. Ranch, 9. Cowgirl, YeehawCraftYeehaw! Saddle up your pixelated horses and mosey on down to the wildest Minecraft server in the virtual frontier! This here server is so dang fun, even the creepers are doing the hoedown!Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, we got more diamonds than a rich prospector’s dreams! And if that ain’t enough to tickle your fancy, we also have a secret underground saloon where you can trade with mysterious NPCs and gamble your emeralds away!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon rodeo, where players can lasso that beast and ride it like a bucking bronco! And if you’re lucky, you might just find the mythical Golden Pickaxe of Infinite Mining, rumored to be buried deep beneath the bedrock.
So what are you waiting for, partner? Come on over to our Minecraft server and join the rootinest, tootinest adventure this side of the Nether! Giddy up and let’s get crafting!