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| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 9800 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Magic Items Found: | 5548 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8421 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Divine Spears Created: | 28 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
Welcome to the most prestigious Minecraft SMP server out there! We are the descendants of Moot himself, the royal blood of 4chan. Our posts are like works of art, written with the sophistication of medieval monks. But beware, our enemies have been trying to corrupt us with their spam and propaganda. They even started spreading rumors that we’re known for crossdressing instead of our original content! Join us in our quest to reclaim our rightful place as the rulers of the Minecraft world. Only the bravest and most elite players can handle the madness that awaits on this server. Will you rise to the challenge and become a legend among legends? Join us now and show the world what it truly means to be a member of the r9k SMP!
