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| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 6932 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1811 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Emeralds Found: | 8717 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
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