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| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 3208 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 729920 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 189 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
so, like, have you ever been playin’ minecraft and thought, “man, i wish i could join a server where the vacuum cleaners actually suck, but in a good way”? well, guess what, buddy, you’re in luck! our server is the only place where vacuum cleaners are the key to survival!
picture this: you’re just mindin’ your own business, choppin’ down some trees, when suddenly a giant vacuum cleaner swoops in and sucks up all the wood! but don’t worry, that wood is magically transported to your inventory, so you don’t gotta do any work!
but that’s not all! our server is also home to the legendary vacuum cleaner boss, who roams the land lookin’ for players to challenge. defeat him, and you’ll be rewarded with the most powerful vacuum cleaner in the game, capable of suckin’ up entire mountains in one go!
so if you’re lookin’ for a wild and wacky minecraft experience, come join us on our server! just remember, when someone says “this vacuum cleaner sucks,” it’s a good thing!
