-
Blocky Dicks: The Epidemic of Black Penises in Minecraft
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but bland landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is experiencing a hilarious and outrageous epidemic of black penises causing chaos and mayhem everywhere you turn! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world filled with giant black penises popping up unexpectedly, creating obstacles and challenges at every turn. Will you be able to conquer the black penis epidemic and emerge victorious? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud and scratching your head in disbelief! -
– LOLcraft: “Sick Surprise Edition” – ZombieVirusCraft: “The Element of Surprise” – IllnessCraft: “Unexpectantly Infected” – SneakySicknessCraft: “A Healthy Dose of Chaos” – SurpriseSickCraft: “Unexpectedly Ailing Adventures”
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.Once upon a time, a player on our server accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with rainbow wings. And guess what? The pig-icorn went on to lead an army of chickens in a battle against an army of evil llamas. It was epic, trust me.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the creepers show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you laughing, surprised, and entertained, then look no further. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll discover a secret potion that turns you into a talking sheep. The possibilities are endless!
-
BloodCraft: Gettin’ YouTube Ads for Donations!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where things are always wild and wacky! We’ve got players donating blood to get ads on Jewtube – that’s right, Jewtube! And watch out for the pandemic of the vaccinated, they’re coming in hot and ready to take over the world – all in the virtual land of Minecraft, of course. So come on, join us for crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in a Minecraft server before! -
๐ฅ Sneed SMP MODDED Fun Chat!
๐Welcome to The Sneed SMP!๐
๐ This is a fun Modded server! We use the Better MC modpack plus some cool mods to make your game more fun! Check out what we got:
- โ New Biomes
- โ Lots of New Structures
- โ New Bosses and Mobs
- โ New Dimensions (Aether, Twilight Zone, etc)
- โ Voice Chat!
- โ Waystones, Minimap, etc
- โ Fully Optimized
– Plus other cool changes!
๐ฅ SEMI-ANARCHY ๐ฅ
There are NO RULES* but no cheaters or hackers allowed. *The only rules are against cheating, using bugs, or being rude.
JOIN NOW!
Discord: https://discord.gg/jPC58qjhud
Join our Discord and say hi in #introductions, weโll let you in!
Need help? Hit up @slygreen on Discord, Iโm here for you! ๐
-
ApeTown: No Rules, Just Fun!
๐ Server Name: ApeTown
๐ IP Address: apetown.net
๐ฎ Supported Versions: 1.9 โ 1.21.5
๐บ๏ธ Game Mode: Semi-Anarchy
๐ฅ Player Slots: 30
๐ Location: Europe
โ Access: Java and Premium Only
๐ฃ Discord: Join Us
๐ ๏ธ Key Features
- ๐ /tpa Command โ Teleport to friends
- ๐ฑ /trade Command โ Fast trading
- ๐ /home Command โ Set your base
- ๐จโ๐พ Pick Up Villagers and Mobs
- ๐ง Silk Touch Spawners โ Collect spawners
- ๐ Craftable Enchanted Apples
- ๐ซ No Respawn Anchors & TNT Minecarts
- ๐ฃ End Crystals on Bedrock Only
- ๐ก๏ธ CombatLog System โ No loggers
- โ๏ธ More Ore Drops โ Better mining
- ๐งช Stackable Potions โ Less clutter
- ๐ F Key for Fast Trading
- ๐๏ธ Voice Mod Support โ Talk in-game
๐ฅ Why Join ApeTown?
ApeTown is a true semi-anarchy spot. No resets. No rules (just no hacks). Build it, keep it. Chill, fight, or build โ you make the world.
- ๐๏ธ No world resets โ your stuff stays
- ๐ Do what you want (no cheats)
- ๐ซ No Pay-to-Win junk
- ๐ 24/7 Uptime
๐ Join Us Today:
IP: apetown.net
Discord: Join Us
๐ฅ Build. Raid. Trade. Survive.
Welcome to ApeTown โ your world, your rules.
-
Soulsteal SMP: Lifesteal Chaos
Soulsteal SMP
Type: Semi-Vanilla | Anarchy | Lifesteal Status: Whitelist
Why Join?
- No Lag: Best fps ever on any lifesteal server. Just a playerโs view.
- Active Discord: Over 80 peeps chatting and having fun.
- Fights & Chaos: Get ready for some wild battles.
- End Event: Big event in the End dimension soon!
- Fast Grind: Use string dupers and trade like a boss.
Season 3 is Here!
Now is the best time to hop in. Lots of new players mean you wonโt be left in the dust. Many are just starting, so gear up and show them whoโs boss!
Join Us!
Type your names in Discord to get whitelisted. Letโs play!
Discord: Join Here
-
CiviCraft: War of Nations SMP
Unique Server Features, Hidden Treasure Hunts, seasonal event surprises, engaging community interactions, legacy creation journey### Welcome to CiviCraft SMP
A player-driven Minecraft survival server where diplomacy, creativity, and conquest shape the world.
#### What You Can Do: – Bring your friends and form your own team – Build a peaceful village, a mountain fortress, or an empire forged in fire – Create or join a team, led by players, not staff
#### Server Features: – No end-of-season war: After a 5-day grace period, full conflict mode starts – PvP and beacon raiding are always active – Last team standing wins!
#### Team Rules: – A team is out when their beacon is mined and placed in the chest at spawn – The End dimension is closed at the start of each season, reopening after the grace period – Trade the dragon egg with the admin for up to 5 items of your choice
#### Special Events: – Each season hides 10 of the ownerโs heads in the world – Trade the heads for ONE ITEM of your choice
#### World Size: – 40,000 x 40,000 blocks to build or conquer
#### Requirements: – Java – Active at least once every 3 days
Contact: mysticav3ngr on Discord if you want to join.
### Create your legacy. Defend it to the end.
-
United Crafters SMP 1.21.1
Server Rules and Guidelines, Multiplayer Survival Strategies, smp, Custom Game Mechanics, age-restricted gameplayWelcome to United Crafters SMP!
Version: 1.21.1 Type: Java Features: Dynmap, Whitelist, Community Age Requirement: 15+
Join a Fun Place! United Crafters SMP is all about good vibes. If youโre 15 or older, we got a spot for you! Whether you like to build, mess with redstone, or explore, this is the place to be.
New Season Coming Soon! Get ready! A new season is just around the corner. Stay in the loop by joining our Discord for all the latest info.
Discord: Join Us Here
Hope to see you soon!
-
SeasonSMP: Fun and Free Play!
Welcome to SeasonSMP!
Join us on:
- Java:
play.seasonsmp.net
- Bedrock:
play.seasonsmp.net:1545
What is SeasonSMP? It’s a semi-anarchy survival server for both Bedrock and Java fans.
What does semi-anarchy mean? No cheats or hacks, but everything else is fair game!
Why Join?
- Meet new pals via voice chat.
- Form factions for safety in numbers.
- Create art and build cool stuff.
- Start your own market and earn daily rewards.
- Get free keys to open crates!
Join our Discord: discord.com/invite/dKGB6v8CeJ
Come hang out and make some fun!
play.seasonsmp.net
- Java: