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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 9718 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3863 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to break your Chip mug from Beauty and the Beast! Unlike my SIL Megan, who thought it was okay to go through cabinets and break precious items, we respect your belongings. Join us for our virtual July 4th BBQ and firework show, where plastic cups are not banned and toddlers can drink from whatever they want (as long as they don’t break anything).
Don’t worry, we won’t invite entitled guests who think they can get away with breaking stuff and then blame you for being petty. Our server is drama-free (unless you count the creeper explosions) and we guarantee a fun and safe environment for all players. So come join us and let’s build a world where Chip mugs are cherished and deceitful bitches are not welcome!
