Low IQ Minecraft SMP Physics Expert

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9731
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of trying to understand the complexities of physics? Are equations and formulas making your brain hurt? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape for you! Join us and leave all that brain-busting physics behind. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and fighting off creepers with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs physics when you have the power of creativity and imagination at your fingertips? Join us now and say goodbye to those pesky equations forever!

PretendCraft – Fake Fun Zone

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7074
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189

Have you ever heard of people pretending to enjoy eating raw onions like apples? Well, that’s exactly the kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll find on our Minecraft server! We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our virtual world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers. Join us if you’re ready to experience the ultimate blend of chaos and hilarity in the Minecraft universe!

YemenCraft: Houthi Strike’n’Fight

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	620
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Crops Grown:	4898
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Villages Defended:	17	Zombie Dances:	6

lol, forget about that drama, come join our epic minecraft server where we launch airstrikes of FUN on boring gameplay! our fighter jets and ships are actually flying pigs and dolphins, and we use them to bomb the heck out of those pesky creepers and zombies. join us for a wild ride through blocky chaos and madness, where the only rule is to have a blast! trust us, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the craziest minecraft server out there!

Artemis: Where the pigs are always causing drama and the creepers are the real MVPs

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4806
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Welcome to Artemis SMP Server

Season Information and Quality of Life Changes:

Feature	Description
Chaos	A custom Paper fork with optimizations.
Server IP	artemis.rip
Minecraft Version	1.21.1 Java (Bedrock unsupported)
Online Server Map	Available
Full Server Backups	Includes full rollback support
Anti-Cheat	Includes anti-xray

Technical Hardware Information:

Detail	Description
Location	Kansas City, MO, USA
Internet	Dedicated 5gb download/upload w/optimized TCP stack
Specs	Intel i9-14900KF (Pinned to @ 6.10GHz), 32gb RAM

Apply for Season 4:

Apply Here

For more information and features, join our Discord server and visit the #info and #rules channels.

We look forward to having you on the server!

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Is this server fully vanilla?

A: Yes, Artemis SMP server maintains 100% vanilla parity while offering performance optimizations.

Q: Are there paid ranks or perks available on this server?

A: No, there is no store, paid ranks, or pay-to-win mechanics on this server.

Q: What is the render distance on Artemis SMP?

A: The render distance is set to 20+ chunks, providing clear visibility far out.

Q: How can I apply for Season 4?

A: You can apply by visiting the Discord server linked above and following instructions in the #apply channel.

Holy Vatican Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5473
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Crops Grown:	5462
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Once upon a time, in a pixelated land far, far away, there existed a Minecraft server so epic that even the creepers were shaking in their square pants. Legend has it that this server was created by a team of highly caffeinated monkeys who had a passion for building virtual worlds and causing chaos.

On this server, you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal steeds, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The community is filled with wizards, warriors, and even a few llamas who have mastered the art of llama-fu.

But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs are more ruthless than a pack of hungry wolves, and the terrain is more treacherous than a parkour course designed by a deranged leprechaun.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft server, you ask? Well, for starters, where else can you find a village populated entirely by talking chickens? Or a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best Thriller dance moves?

Join us, brave adventurer, and prepare for a journey unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

SMP – Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1533
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “building blocks” to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with more kinks and depravity than you can shake a pickaxe at. Our server is like F-List, but with creepers and endermen instead of roleplaying partners.

Create your character profile and find like-minded players to roleplay with in our webchat. Explore group forums and unleash your wildest fantasies in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Need a break from mining and crafting? Check out our live status tracker to see if anyone is stirring up drama in the community. Or use our filtered ads to find someone who shares your obscure fetish for building giant statues of Steve out of dirt blocks.

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you saying, “I never knew I needed to roleplay as a blocky zombie pigman until now.” Don’t miss out on the fun – come build, explore, and roleplay with us today!

BrotherlyBlunderMC

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5637
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Star Shards Collected:	194
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Astral Projections Made:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, overseas vacations, and heated arguments over custody battles.

Experience the thrill of navigating through complex family dynamics as you build your virtual world. Will you side with Rose and her desire for a luxurious vacation, or will you support Oliver’s mom and her concerns about safety in France?

But beware, tensions run high on our server, and one wrong move could lead to divorce threats and family rifts. Choose your alliances wisely and remember, in this world, drama is always on the menu.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where family drama meets Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught in the middle of a virtual soap opera unlike any other.

FavFactMinecraftSMP

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5370
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and mine diamonds while riding a rollercoaster made of TNT! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you enchanted items for your soul. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockBashCraft

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8077
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Or how about exploring a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie villagers who breakdance while attacking you?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest lava parkour course where you can test your parkour skills while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers riding on top of flying pigs.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and prepare to get injured in the most bizarre and hilarious ways possible!

CraftyUkrainians

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	978
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Farms Harvested:	941	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for the most epic battles and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of Ukrainian FEMEN activists who are tired of being silenced by Russian and Iranian drones. They’ve taken matters into their own hands and created the most badass Minecraft server out there!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you’re ambushed by a group of Iranian drones! But fear not, because the FEMEN activists are there to save the day with their epic rally in front of the Iranian Embassy in Kyiv. Join the fight and show those drones who’s boss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride filled with crazy battles, epic adventures, and maybe even a few Ukrainian activists fighting against injustice. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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