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PoliteLaughs Minecraft Server

awkwardness, Boundaries, Communication, emotional intelligence, Feedback, Gaslighting, humor, Insecurity, jokes, Laughter, Minecraft, partner, polite behavior, PoliteLaughs, relationships, Self-expression, Server, social anxiety, social discomfort, social interactions, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9455
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magic Items Found:	7744	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272

Are you tired of awkward social interactions in Minecraft? Join our server and laugh your way through all the uncomfortable moments! Our players use laughter to smooth out any awkwardness, just like how you can use a polite laugh to make your partner feel better about their not-so-funny jokes.

On our server, you can use laughter as a superpower to navigate through any situation. Whether it’s dealing with inappropriate comments from other players or just trying to make friends, a good laugh is all you need. So come join us and let the laughter be your guide in this crazy Minecraft world!

DeadbeatCraft

abandonment, alcoholism, Birthday, child support, co parenting, Communication, Deadbeat Ex, DeadbeatCraft, Divorce, drug addiction, emotional impact, family dynamics, ghosting, HEARTBREAK, INCONSISTENCY, money issues, neglect, parenting, reddit, single parenting, unreliable

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6718
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of friendly players who will have your back as you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content.

And hey, if you’re looking for a break from the real world, we’ve got you covered. Our server is the perfect place to forget about ex-husbands asking for money on Facebook and focus on what really matters – having a blast in Minecraft!

So come on over and join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Who needs a deadbeat ex when you’ve got a whole new virtual family waiting for you? Let’s block and roll, baby!

NailTrimz Minecraft Server

Long Nails, manicure, Minecraft, nail art, nail beauty, nail care, Nail Design, nail fashion, nail grooming, nail health, nail length, nail length debate, nail length discussion, nail length preference, nail length question, nail maintenance, nail preferences, nail styles, nail tips, nail trends, NailTrimz, Server, Short nails

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3476
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Animals Bred:	54	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your nail-length preferences!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant manicure monsters that will test your nail-cutting skills to the limit. Want to keep your nails long and fierce? No problem, our server has special power-ups that will make your nails unbreakable and deadly sharp.

But beware, there are evil nail polish mobs roaming around, ready to ruin your perfect manicure. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the ultimate nail-biting challenges on our server. So come on, join us and show off your nail game like never before!

FutureCraft2020

Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, augmented reality, Automation, cutting-edge technology, digital transformation, future technology, FutureCraft2020, futuristic gadgets, high-tech gadgets, innovation, innovative solutions, Internet of Things, machine learning, modern technology, robotics, science fiction come true, Smart Devices, Tech Trends, technological advancements, virtual reality

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1532
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Dragons Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Towns Built:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
New Chunks Explored:	844674	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Have you ever seen a Minecraft server so advanced that it made you question if you had accidentally stumbled into a time machine? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because our server is like the Jetsons meets the Flintstones on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so high-tech, even the chickens have their own social media accounts. Don’t be surprised if you see a redstone contraption that can make you a sandwich or a command block that can summon a herd of dancing llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the boss while busting out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of Herobrine, who is rumored to have a killer stand-up comedy routine.

So if you’re ready to experience the future of Minecraft in all its wacky glory, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding sheep). See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, extremism, foreign affairs, German ambassador, germany, Government, international relations, investigation, iran, Islamic group, Islamic revolution, IZH, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, protest, Raid, religious organization, RevolutionCraft, security concerns, Server, supreme leader, theocratic rule

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5689
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

so like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got raids and stuff happening all the time, just like that time Iran summoned the German ambassador after raiding that Islamic group in Germany.

but get this, on our server, the Islamic group is actually a bunch of creeper worshippers trying to bring about a creeper revolution in Minecraft that would create a world ruled by exploding green dudes. it’s insane, man.

you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the craziest Minecraft revolution ever. trust me, you won’t regret it. explosions and chaos await, my dude. explosions and chaos await.

CraftyCommies: No Organs Left Behind

Accountability, atrocities, Bodies, brutality, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Geneva Convention, human rights violations, internal organs, international relations, investigation, Justice, left, Organs, peace negotiations, PoWs, russia, Tragedy, Ukraine, United24, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4663
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25
Enchantments Applied:	182	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mines Excavated:	3539
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOTTA BETTER STORY THAN THIS! ON OUR SERVER, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE PLAYERS CAN GO AND HARVEST ORGANS FROM ZOMBIES FOR EXTRA LIVES! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE GOT ZOMBIE ORGANS FOR DAYS, BABY! JOIN US AND BECOME THE ULTIMATE SURGEON OF THE MINECRAFT WORLD! #ORGANHARVESTINGFUN #CRAZYADVENTURES #JOINUSNOW

CraftyCutsMC

#mens grooming, Barber, barbershop, CraftyCutsMC, emotional vulnerability, Grooming, Haircut, male bonding, Masculinity, Men, men’s mental health, mental health, personal grooming, self-care, traditional barbershop, Vulnerability, vulnerability in masculinity, vulnerability in men, vulnerability in men’s spaces, vulnerability in relationships, vulnerability in self-care.

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4308
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Villages Defended:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz like, u know how men are all vulnerable at a barbershop? Well, on dis server, u gonna be even more vulnerable, but in a good way! like, imagine u mining for diamonds and then BAM, a giant barber chair appears outta nowhere and u gotta fight off evil hair clippings with ur trusty pickaxe. it’s gonna be wild, bro. Plus, there’s a secret underground salon where u can get a fresh new haircut for ur Minecraft character. Trust me, u ain’t never seen anything like this before. Join now and experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server ever created!

Mailbox Mayhem

altered attitudes, altered attitudes among conservatives, altered attitudes in other countries, altered election attitudes, altered election attitudes among conservatives, Attacks, Canada, Conservatives, distrust, elections, false claims, mail ballots, mailbox, MAYHEM, right-leaning individuals, trump, US, voter fraud, Voting, voting-by-mail

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2457
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	249
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

so, like, u know how trump is all like “elections r rigged” and stuff? well, now all the conservative peeps in canada r like “oh no, we can’t trust voting-by-mail anymore cuz trump said so!” like, they think all the mail-in ballots r gonna be frauded or sumthin. so, if u wanna join our minecraft server, u gotta be one of those peeps who believes in crazy conspiracy theories and stuff. like, we got secret bases where we plan our attacks on the “rigged” elections and stuff. come join us and be part of the madness! #stopthesteal #minecraftconspiracytheoryserver

Sever-ly Vanilla Minecraft SMP: Where 18+ Hermitcrats roam with a map that’s dyn-omazing!

application, Community, comradery, Discord, dynomazing, Economy, friend group, friendly experience, Hermitcrats, interactions, Items, Map, Maturity, Minecraft, Nickname, Papermc, quality of life, roam, rules, Semi Vanilla, Severly, Shops, smp, Teleportation, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4956
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Severation SMP Overview:

Type	Details
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla 18+ server
Rules	No griefing or stealing
Server Start	28/06

FAQ:

About Us:

What started off originally as a friend group playing Minecraft together, evolved into a full-blown community server, made by players interested in the community and comradery aspect.

Our Features:

Shopping District
Dynmap
Interactive chat commands
Pre-Generated World
Creative Server (on the way)
Leaderboards

Our Values:

Focus on community and interactions
Establishing a good economy
Maturity is important

What we ask of you:

Be mature and reasonable
18 years or older
Change your discord nickname to “Name (In-Game Name)”
Create a shop in the shopping district
Build your base relatively close to spawn

How to Join:

Fill out the application on our discord server: https://severation.net/discord

Nerissa’s Crafty Server – Minecraft Server

advent, AmeSame, anniversary, Art Tags, BlueBird, Coffee vs Tea, Crafty, demon of sound, FWMC, hololive en, Justice Party Animals, Karaoke, Lilium cover, lover of idols, merch, Minecraft, nerissa ravencroft, Nerissas, Ope, original song, Salamander, Say my name, Server, Spelling Bee, tiktok, twitter

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8208
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	474	Animals Bred:	29
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by the Demon of Sound and Lover of Idols, Nerissa Ravencroft from Hololive EN Advent! Join us for epic karaoke battles, spelling bees, and anniversary celebrations that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with original songs, crazy covers, and karaoke nights that will have you singing your heart out. Plus, we have a strict “no off-topic or bad faith arguments” policy to keep the peace and ensure a fun gaming experience for all.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure filled with music, laughter, and Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!