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MatzahCraft: Where kids are not meat shields, but creepers are!

Bar/Bat Mitzvah, Beliefs, Community, CREEPERS, customs, family, Hanukkah, heritage, History, Identity, Jewish culture, Kids, Kosher, MatzahCraft, meat, meat shields, passover, Religion, Rituals, shields, synagogue, Torah, Traditions, VALUES

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1043
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Animals Bred:	183	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	153
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we once had a player try to use kids as meat shields in a PvP battle – talk about thinking outside the block!

But that’s not all – our server is a melting pot of Jewish culture, where you can build your own synagogue, celebrate Hanukkah with exploding dreidels, and even ride on a matzah-powered roller coaster. Who knew Minecraft could be so kosher?

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging flying latkes, or team up with your friends to defeat a giant golem made entirely of gefilte fish? Come join the fun and experience Jewish culture in a whole new way – just watch out for those sneaky kids trying to use you as a meat shield!

Don’t be mystified by our SMP, it’s like Hogwarts but with creepers!

Adventure, Assistance, building, classic, collaborations, Community, creativity, CREEPERS, dont, Events, Exploration, gameplay, Hogwarts, Houses, imagination, Kindness, Magic, multiplayer, mystified, Respect, rules, smp, Structures, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2773
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Buildings Constructed:	45	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Mystic SMP Overview

Server IP	mystic.kinetichosting.gg

About Us: Mystic SMP is a mostly vanilla survival multiplayer (SMP) server designed for players who enjoy a classic Minecraft experience with a touch of magic and adventure. Our server promotes a friendly and respectful community where players can build, explore, and have fun together.

Server Rules:

No Griefing: Respect others’ builds and creations.
No Hacking: Play fair and keep the game enjoyable for everyone.
Respect Others: Treat all players with kindness and respect.
Have Fun: Enjoy your time and make the most of your adventures!

Features:

Build Anywhere: Feel free to construct your own houses, structures, and anything your imagination conjures up.
Friendly Community: Join a welcoming and helpful group of players who are always ready to assist and collaborate.

Join us today and become part of the Mystic SMP community where adventure and creativity await!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I grief other players’ builds?	No, griefing is against our server rules. Please respect others’ creations.
Are hacks allowed on the server?	No, hacking is not allowed. We strive to provide a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players.
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the server IP “mystic.kinetichosting.gg” in your Minecraft client.
What do I do if I encounter a player being disrespectful?	Please report any disrespectful behavior to a staff member so that appropriate action can be taken.

MamaCraft Minecraft Server

Bonding, children, chubas, chubby babies, chubby cheeks, family, Happiness, Heartwarming, joy, love, MamaCraft, maternal love, Minecraft, Motherhood, motherly pride, Nurturing, parenting, proud mamas, proud moments, proud parents, Server, Support, VT mamas

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6580
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1555
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you proud VT mamas and chubas out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious adventures and heartwarming moments as you navigate through our wacky world. Build a house for your chuba, go on ridiculous quests with other players, and watch as your chuba grows into the most epic creature in all of Minecraft!

But beware, rival VT mamas may try to steal your chuba or challenge you to chuba battles. Will you come out on top as the ultimate chuba champion? Only time will tell on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chuba madness begin!

CraftyGirlsMC – The Perfect Mix of Cute Girls and Chaos Minecraft Server

adorable, Anime, balance, CGDCT, Chaos, charming, comedy, CraftyGirlsMC, cute, Cute girls, Entertainment, Feel-Good, Female Protagonists, friendship, Fun, Girls, Heartwarming, humor, light-hearted, lighthearted, Minecraft, Mix, nonsense, over the top, perfect, Server, slice of life, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9241
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of cute girls doing cute things and absolute insanity!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your dream world while fending off attacks from flying unicorns and battling evil llamas. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers wear party hats and break out into dance numbers when they explode!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure guarded by a giant pink fluffy bunny. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

HusbandBFFNoStay-MCServer

5 star hotel, Accommodation, birthday wishes, borders, Château, city, covid, Event, family, gift, husband’s best friend, HusbandBFFNoStayMCServer, Leave, name day wishes, no contact, PCR test, refusing to host, Teacher, train station, Wedding

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4737
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	165
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that values friendship and loyalty? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize those who go above and beyond for their friends!

Join us and experience the thrill of crossing borders, just like the epic journey our player made to attend a wedding during COVID! We promise, no PCR tests required to enter our server (unless you’re a zombie).

At our server, we treat our players like family – literally! Get ready to stay in luxurious 5-star accommodations, just like how we treat our friends and family. Who needs a gift or a congratulatory card when you have a diamond sword, are we right?

Join now and experience the drama of deciding whether to host former friends who ghosted you for a year. Will you choose loyalty to your best friend or stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior? The choice is yours on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wild adventures and outrageous friendships that await you. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

MomDaughterLoveCraft

aita, Apology, Boundaries, Boyfriend, break up, DAUGHTER, Disgusting, family, inappropriate, JOKE, middle aged, mom, MomDaughterLoveCraft, Protective, red flag, relationship, Respect, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, VALUES

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2836
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Animals Bred:	72
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your creepy boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and pixelated fun!

Our server is so awesome, even your protective boyfriend will want to join in on the action. But don’t worry, we have strict rules against any inappropriate behavior – like suggesting making videos of mom and daughter…yikes!

So come on over and let loose with us! Who needs a boyfriend when you have a whole community of fellow gamers to hang out with? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and leave all your worries behind – including that creepy boyfriend of yours.

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

€350 million, Accountability, accusations, assets, catholic church, church scandal, controversy, Corruption, cover up, Ethics, Financial Misconduct, fraud, Holycraft, investigation, legal action, lying.., Minecraft, Official, Property, real estate deal, scandal, Server, Vatican

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5888
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7722
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE VATICAN BUT WITH MINECRAFT AND NO LYING ABOUT REAL ESTATE DEALS HAHAHA. JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT BISHOP, BUILD YOUR OWN CRAZY CHURCHES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE PAPAL ARMIES. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND MINECRAFT CITY FILLED WITH GOLD AND DIAMONDS, SHH DON’T TELL ANYONE. ALSO, OUR DISCORD IS LIT AF, WE HAVE KARAOKE NIGHTS AND MINECRAFT SKIN FASHION SHOWS. COME JOIN THE HOLY MADNESS, PRAISE THE BLOCKS! 🙏🤣🔥

CraftyRishiSunakLOL

brexit, British economy, British Parliament, British politics, Chancellor of the Exchequer, conservative party, CraftyRishiSunakLOL, current events, election loss, Government, leadership change, News, political figures, political turmoil, Politics, prime minister, resignation, rishi sunak, UK election, UK Government, UK politics

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4716
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

so, like, rishi sunak was all like, “i’m outta here, dudes!” after he lost the UK election. but guess what? he didn’t just disappear into the shadows or whatever. nope, he actually decided to join this EPIC minecraft server!

why, you ask? well, apparently he heard that this server is run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have the power to grant wishes. yeah, you heard me right. llamas. with. wishes.

so now rishi sunak is roaming around this crazy server, trying to convince the llamas to make him the ruler of the entire minecraft world. will he succeed? who knows! but one thing’s for sure, this server is the place to be if you want to witness some serious llama drama.

join now and maybe you’ll get to see rishi sunak riding a llama into battle, or trying to build a giant statue of himself out of diamonds. anything can happen on this wild and wacky server!

The pond of vanilla guys trying to sneak in with flippers, but 18+ ladies only!

Active, Beautiful, bedrock, Community, Discord, Events, Flippers, Fun, Girls, guys, Hide and seek, Hunger Games, java, Join, ladies, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, pond, role playing, Server, sneak, Social, TOWN, Vanilla, Versions

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9226
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6632	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Hello! I’m looking for more girls to join my Minecraft server! It is fairly new with 5-10 active people at a time. We have created a beautiful little town and would love to have others join us. The server works for both Java and Bedrock versions, so no need to worry about compatibility. We are planning to host multiple fun events including hide and seek, hunger games, and even a bit of role-playing.
Discord	https://discord.gg/etd8AdwtEW

Description

Hello! I’m looking for more girls to join my Minecraft server! It is fairly new with 5-10 active people at a time. We have created a beautiful little town and would love to have others join us. The server works for both Java and Bedrock versions, so no need to worry about compatibility. We are planning to host multiple fun events including hide and seek, hunger games, and even a bit of role-playing.

Discord

https://discord.gg/etd8AdwtEW

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the Minecraft server?	To join the server, please connect to the Discord server provided above and follow the instructions in the announcements channel.
Is the server available for both Java and Bedrock players?	Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions, so players of either version can join and play together.
What kind of events are hosted on the server?	We host events such as hide and seek, hunger games, and role-playing scenarios to keep the gameplay fun and engaging for all players.

Crafty Summer Sale Minecraft Server

Crafty, DISCOUNTS, game bundles, game library, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming discounts, Gaming Platform, gaming sales, gaming wishlist, indie games, Minecraft, online shopping, pc games, post carts, Recommendations, sale, Server, steam summer sale, Summer, summer deals, summer gaming, video games, virtual reality, Wishlist

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	524
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	6211
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Void Armor Forged:	28
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and ride around in post carts that are powered by magical rainbow unicorns. Yes, you read that right – unicorns! These majestic creatures will take you on a wild ride through our server, where you’ll encounter flying pigs, dancing llamas, and even a talking chicken named Cluckington.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a recommendation system unlike any other. Instead of just recommending cool builds or resources, our players recommend the most bizarre and hilarious things you can imagine. From building a giant toilet to creating a rollercoaster made entirely of cheese, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

ThinkCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, ThinkCraft

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	750
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Farms Harvested:	392
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Welcome to a Minecraft server where pigs fly, literally! Our server is so advanced that we have genetically modified pigs to sprout wings and soar through the skies. Join us for the chance to ride a flying pig and conquer the Minecraft world like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps. Will you be brave enough to navigate through the maze and claim the riches waiting for you at the end? Or will you fall victim to the lava pits and killer bunnies that guard the treasure?

And if you’re feeling competitive, why not join our weekly llama racing tournament? Strap a saddle on a llama and race against other players for the chance to win rare items and bragging rights. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous adventures of your Minecraft life. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible…even pigs flying.