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ChemicalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, chemical weapons, ChemicalCraft, Chemicals, control, Dangerous, enforcement, illegal, International, investigation, Minecraft, Potential, precursors, Risk, russia, SECURITY, Seizure, Server, shipment, SMUGGLING, spain, suspicious, trafficking

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8677
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Villages Defended:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 13 tons of chemicals ready for you to use in battle against your enemies! we even have possible chemical weapon precursors for those extra spicy attacks!

imagine the chaos and destruction you can cause with these insane resources at your fingertips. become the ultimate warrior and dominate the server with your chemical warfare tactics.

join now and show everyone why you are the most feared player on the server. who needs swords and armor when you have chemical weapons? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s goooooo!

YouthCraft: North Korea Edition

1.4 Million Youth, Claims, Conflict, Dictatorship, east asia, Edition, holy war, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korea, Korean Peninsula, Military, military training, mobilisation, north, North Korea, North Korean news, nuclear weapons, political tensions, Propaganda, state media, totalitarian regime, Youth Recruitment, YouthCraft

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9600
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1118
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have mobilized 1.4 million youth for a “holy war” against the creepers and zombies! yea, you heard that right, we are taking minecraft to a whole new level with our army of fearless warriors ready to defend our land.

our server is so lit that even north korea is jealous of our epic battles and insane builds. we have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by our elite squad of llama warriors.

if you think you have what it takes to join our army and conquer the minecraft world, then come on over and show us what you got. but be warned, the creepers are not the only thing you need to watch out for on our server. we also have a secret society of evil villagers plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server in the world. trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a creeper, then you might regret it a little.

Meteorite Mayhem Server

asteroid belt, asteroid impacts, Astronomy, celestial bodies, Celestial Events, collisions, cosmic debris, cosmic origins, geology, impact craters, impact events, Jupiter, mars, MAYHEM, meteorite, meteorites, planetary collisions, planetary science, Server, solar system, Space, space exploration, space rocks

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5508
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4303
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we got meteorites raining down like confetti at a party! why settle for boring old diamonds when you can mine for space rocks, amirite?

imagine the thrill of dodging meteorites while building your epic castle or battling mobs. who needs a boring old asteroid belt when you can have one in minecraft?

plus, rumor has it that mining a meteorite gives you special powers like flying or shooting fireballs from your hands. so come join us and become the ultimate space warrior in the minecraft universe!

remember, seventy percent of meteorites can be linked to a just a handful of collisions in the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter. so join our server and be part of the cosmic chaos!

NovaSky

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	129	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Love Letters Sent:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Divine Spears Created:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Welcome to NovaSky, a Minecraft server where strategy and creativity come together. Enjoy an active economy, weekly events, and a friendly community, you can enjoy for now SURVIVAL. PVP and more in the future. Protect your builds and explore a world full of possibilities. Join us and start your adventure today.

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Love Poland Minecraft Server

#youtube, Adventure, Beautiful, culture, Destination, eastern europe, European, Explore, heritage, History, love, Minecraft, Poland, Polish, Server, SightSeeing, tourism, travel, vacation, Video, vlog, vlogger

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1860
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Magic Items Found:	1298
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us for the chance to explore a virtual Poland like you’ve never seen before! Dig up some potatoes, build a castle out of pierogi, and ride pigs into battle against evil snowmen. It’s a poland-tastic adventure waiting for you!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, you might just find yourself getting sucked into your computer screen and joining the virtual world for real. Who needs real life when you can live in a world where pigs fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you saying, “I love polandP-p-p-p poland!” (Just ignore the fact that the bag is a bit shitty, it adds to the charm, trust us).

No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

ableism, bullying, dehumanization., derogatory language, Despair, discrimination, disrespectful behavior., exclusion, harmful language, hopelessness, hurtful words, ignorance, insensitivity, insults, intolerance, lack of empathy, marginalization, Minecraft, negative attitude, No_Hope_For_You_Retards, offensive language, prejudice, smp

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4643
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

GoldDiggerGamerLOL

Boundaries, brother-in-law, Disrespect, disrespectful behavior., equal responsibilities, family dynamics, family relationships, family vacation, Financial, financial assistance, financial contribution, gold digger, GoldDiggerGamerLOL, harmless jokes, in-laws, overreacting, second guessing, Sensitive, Support, TEAM, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2305
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	33	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teamwork and splitting responsibilities equally…unless you’re a gold digger like my brother-in-law thinks I am! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own empire, all while dodging accusations of living off your spouse’s hard-earned diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Help cover your in-laws’ vacation expenses because apparently, “family helps family” even if they’ve been roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire. Don’t worry, we’ll provide the virtual sunscreen for all those burns.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft madness. Who needs therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to? See you on the server, where the only thing more ridiculous than the creepers is the family dynamics!

ApproachMeIRL Minecraft SMP

approach, ApproachMeIRL, charming, Clever, Communication, conversation starter, Creative, Engaging, face to face, human interaction, in person, Interaction, memorable, Minecraft, out of the box, personal connection, Real Life, smp, Social Skills, spontaneous, unexpected, Unique, Witty

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3473
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mines Excavated:	1185
Falling into the Void:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a llama dressed as a wizard appears out of nowhere. It starts spitting out diamonds and emeralds, and then it pulls out a sign that says “Join our SMP for unlimited riches and epic adventures!” You’re like, “What the heck is going on?!” But you can’t resist the lure of magical llamas, so you follow it to the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of a SMP!

CraftyLoveTips

advice, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyLoveTips, emotional intelligence, Expectations, first serious relationship, forgiveness, growth, Honesty, love, patience, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Tips, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4343
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Star Shards Collected:	125	Dragons Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of boring old relationships in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest virtual relationships you’ve ever seen! Our players have been known to propose with diamond rings made out of pixels and have epic virtual weddings in front of a crowd of creepers. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in a blocky world full of endless possibilities? Join now and see if you can find your virtual soulmate!

WarriorsOfTheBlock

asylum seekers, cross-border conflict, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european union, fleeing war, foreign soldiers, French visas, humanitarian crisis, immigration, immigration policies, international conflict, military conflict, military desertion, military intervention, political asylum, Refugees, Russian soldiers, Ukraine, war refugees, WarriorsOfTheBlock

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5138
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Secret Passages Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	25

come join our epic minecraft server where we have SIX russian soldiers who somehow got french visas after running away from a war in ukraine!!! like what even is that story??? but hey, if they can escape a war zone, imagine the crazy adventures you can have on our server! build a base, fight off zombies, and maybe even learn some russian war tactics from our new friends. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!