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Big Blocks and Bigger Dicks – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for the Well-Endowed Gamer

#gamer, Above Average, acceptance, anatomy, big, BIGGER….., blocks, body image, comparison, Confidence, Dicks, fagmaxxing, Insecurity, judgment, long trail, measure size, mental struggle, Minecraft, Perception, reality check, self esteem, self-conscious, Server, small dick, societal norms, Ultimate, WellEndowed

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1096
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Are you tired of feeling inadequate about the size of your blocky pixel peen? Join our Minecraft server and let your virtual manhood grow to epic proportions! Our players swear that after just one session, their in-game schlongs were so massive, they could tower over the Ender Dragon itself! Don’t let your brain trick you into fagmaxxing – come join us and let your dynamite dong do the talking! Join now and watch your confidence grow as big as your pixelated package!

Emerald Haven

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4063
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft RP – World Building server! Immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities where you can shape your own destiny. Our server offers an engaging community and rich lore that will captivate your imagination and keep you coming back for more.

Embark on thrilling adventures, craft your own story, and create lasting memories with fellow players. Build your own unique world, gather resources, and design your dream home or fortress. Unleash your creativity and show off your building skills as you construct magnificent structures and landscapes.

Our server is more than just a game – it’s a community of like-minded players who share a passion for Minecraft and storytelling. Collaborate with others, form alliances, and forge new friendships as you navigate through the server’s immersive role-playing environment.

Our dedicated team of experienced staff ensures a safe and friendly environment for all players, and we have a zero-tolerance policy for griefing or cheating. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, our server welcomes players of all skill levels.

Join us on our Minecraft RP – World Building server and embark on an unforgettable journey of adventure, creativity, and camaraderie. Experience the magic of Minecraft like never before and create memories that will last a lifetime. Don’t miss out – come join our thriving community today!

EmeraldHaven.mcserver.us

ZdGames

Bedwars, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9649
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7607
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

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ZdGames.de:19200

Lizard.MC

Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8652
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

We are a new server which is looking for players. We use spigot and is on the version 1.19.4. We have great staff and a nice owner. This is a survival smp server with alot of plugins to make it fun for everyone.

192.36.176.142:25567

The Security Breach Show

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5280
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Are you hungry for more Security Breach Show content?Well, you’ve come to the right place.We have a wonderful community full of like-minded people, like yourself. Come and join us to talk about our favorite shows together! If you’re looking for even more fun, we have a fantastic Roleplay section. Show us your stuff by flaunting off any art you may have done, whether it be for your favorite Show or just for your love of FNAF in general! Do you want to show us the newest Freddy meme? Well, we have a spot for that too! If you’re looking for a more in-depth talk about the shows ongoing lore, we have a theories channel where you can get together and talk about it.Join our discord server here!https://discord.gg/TSBS

play.securitybreachshow.com

The Mine Labs

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5717
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Dimension Hops:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Now Open! Join our new community with a ton of excellent features already available, with more to come! We will always run the latest Forge version of Cobblemon!

Our Server IP: play.theminelabs.com Our Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/theminelabs-cobblemon Our Discord: https://discord.gg/jfnwFw7f Our Website: https://theminelabs.com/

play.theminelabs.com

Real Craft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2446
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	457
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Gods Slained:	2

[b]RealCraft[/b]

Towny|SlimeFun Server with wars between cities and nations, with the possibility of using missiles and tnt to attack your enemies, they won’t even know where this attack came from, all on a replica of the world map 100% identical to the real one. [b]Come to Real Craft and rain fire on your enemies…[/b]

(REAL CRAFT AND COMPLETELY AGAINST VIOLENCE.)

193.123.103.22

Sevgen Towny

Towny

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9753
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7212	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19

Towny is a server that will allow you, our players, to have a pleasant time with its advanced features.

89.35.52.100

woodCraft

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3794
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

MineCraft Factions server created by veteran server owners looking to create a competitive, engaged, community-like gaming experience. If you are looking for staff members that are mature, incredibly active, and always looking to continue to expand content for players then woodCraft is your home.

play.woodgaming.live

TH Nations

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5593
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

TH Nations is a server designed to cater to the players who enjoy; roleplay, a flare to their game, building, waging wars, creating their own societies or just exploring towns cities and nations. check out the wiki for some more info https://tacohavennations.fandom.com/wiki/TacoHavenNations_Wiki

ALTHOUGH WE USE A FACTIONS PLUGIN THIS SERVER IS NOT INTENDED TO BE PLAYED AS A FACTIONS SERVER.

th.tacohaven.org

Naruto Shinobi Anarchy

Anarchy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1211
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mines Excavated:	2142	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Have you ever joined a Minecraft Naruto server expecting to grind up cool abilities and causing havoc with your new found powers, just to discover that it has explosions disabled, a finite world map and that you can’t even mine ore? If yes, then you are not alone and this is why I created Naruto Shinobi Anarchy. Here you can roam around an infinitely generating, proper Minecraft map, have the full Survival Minecraft experience, including: blowing shit up, mining ore, going to the End and the Nether. Everything is allowed! Become the strongest Shinobi, band with other players and create factions, destroy your enemies’ homes and raid thei chests! Hell, thanks to the Minecraft Comes Alive mod, you can even steal their Wifes! With AHZBN’s brilliant Naruto Mod, hit mods such as Draconic Evolution, Mekanism, Mowziesmobs, Twighlitforest and many many more paired with the ability and freedom to do whatever the hell you want, you will never run out of things to do and grind for.

Join as at Naruto Shinobi Anarchy Discord: discord.gg/kzyywbcH

31.214.166.12:26008