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Big Blocks and Bigger Dicks – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for the Well-Endowed Gamer
Are you tired of feeling inadequate about the size of your blocky pixel peen? Join our Minecraft server and let your virtual manhood grow to epic proportions! Our players swear that after just one session, their in-game schlongs were so massive, they could tower over the Ender Dragon itself! Don’t let your brain trick you into fagmaxxing – come join us and let your dynamite dong do the talking! Join now and watch your confidence grow as big as your pixelated package! -
Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to win exclusive in-game items like a diamond sword that shoots lasers or a pet creeper that tells jokes!But that’s not all, we have crazy events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to build the craziest structure in 5 minutes while dodging TNT raining from the sky! Or how about our “Mob Olympics” where you have to ride a pig through an obstacle course filled with zombies, skeletons, and creepers?
And don’t even get us started on our current character banner featuring Neuvillette, Zhongli, Yaoyao, Fischl, and Shikanoin Heizou. You won’t find these characters anywhere else! Plus, our daily check-in rewards are so epic, you’ll never want to log off.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to watch out for the Ender Dragon wearing a top hat, he’s a real prankster.
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She’s Watching Me Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with mystery, intrigue, and a touch of paranoia! Join us if you dare, as the mysterious figure known only as “The Watcher” lurks in the shadows, watching your every move. Some say she’s a benevolent guardian, while others believe she’s out to get them. Who knows what secrets she holds?But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of players who claim to have seen UFOs flying over the virtual skies, leaving behind strange crop circles in their wake. Are they real or just a hoax? Join us and find out for yourself!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the world, guarded by a fierce dragon who will stop at nothing to protect it. Will you be brave enough to embark on a quest to find it?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride of mystery, conspiracy, and maybe even a little bit of madness. The Watcher is waiting… watching… always watching.
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Dope Society Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take modern society’s obsession with dope to a whole new level! Our server is fueled by the craziest concoction of legal and illegal substances, making it the most high-energy place to play Minecraft.Join us if you want to experience the rush of mining diamonds while hopped up on caffeine pills and surrounded by glow-in-the-dark creepers. Our server is so lit, you’ll be crafting like a madman on a sugar high while dodging mobs that are tripping on psychedelic mushrooms.
Forget about boring old vanilla servers, come join us for a wild ride through a world where the only limit is your own chemical tolerance. Trust us, you won’t find a more exhilarating Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Dive in and get ready for a trip like no other!
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FUCKERS JUST DON’T STOP Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a group of players dressed as llamas come charging at you with TNT strapped to their backs. Or how about the time when the entire server decided to have a massive food fight using nothing but rotten flesh and spider eyes? It’s all possible on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional banhammer).
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command. Need to clear out some pesky mobs? Just give your creeper buddy a little nudge and watch the fireworks fly. And don’t worry about griefers ruining your day – our team of highly trained moderators are always on hand to dish out justice in the most ridiculous ways possible.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity. Just remember, when in doubt, blame it on the llamas.
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BadNine m.p
a great server in pakistan server pvp pvp with your dushman dont batray to your friends π otherwise i will ban you. survival aaaaaaaaaaaaa great server in pakistan kit with ranks and money ranks real money and lets play together veryyyyy veryy fun server and play with mazyy
BadNine_SMP.aternos.me
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π SolideWorld π Anarchy, Cases, Clans, PVP server Minecraft
β Β»> Our project SolideWorld | IP: mc.solideworld.ru
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β β₯ Latest version
β β₯ Clans
β β₯ Cases
β β₯ Weddings
β β₯ No dupes or lags
β β₯ Very kind admins and players!
β β₯ Shop – /warp shop
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βΊ Self-built beautiful spawn!
βΊ Cheap donation services
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Our IP: mc.solideworld.ru
Our website: https://solideworld.ru
65.108.227.231:25725
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Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us and witness the legend of the player who said goodbye to public safety and embraced his inner intensity. Rumor has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against an army of skeletons.But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter, from flying pigs to rainbow-colored sheep. And don’t even get us started on the secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.
Join us now and become a part of the craziest adventures and wildest tales in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even become the next legend to leave public safety behind and embrace your own overwhelming intensity!
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Luigi’s Armed Security Minecraft SMP
Are you ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP ever? Well, buckle up buttercup because on this server, we have a player who is so famous that he has millions of fangirls ready to swarm and free him from his virtual prison. Will you be able to survive the madness and maybe even become a part of his entourage? Join now for a chance to be a part of the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! -
LibertyMC
[1.21] LibertyMC is a brand new server, with our main focus on quality and non pay-to-win mechanics. Every rank is obtainable trough playing, with top ranks available trough playtime! With our custom crates, quests and jobs you will never run out of gameplay! We are currently in a open beta, make sure to join our discord for more information!
See you there! https://discord.gg/nTFE6Uc5jP
play.libertymc.net:25599