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PityPals Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5697
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with try-hards and rule-followers? Do you secretly feel sorry for those poor souls who have never experienced the chaos and hilarity of our server? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane pranks, epic battles, and ridiculous shenanigans. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server behind the scenes, a giant chicken that roams the land causing chaos, and a group of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret treasure hunt where players can search for hidden loot scattered throughout the map, a weekly fashion show where players can show off their most ridiculous outfits, and a monthly dance-off competition where the winner gets to ride a flying pig for a day.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and join a community of like-minded crazies, come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for anything because on our SMP, anything can happen!

AnticCraft: Epic Minecraft Shenanigans

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1174
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of pigs wearing top hats and monocles come stampeding through your tunnel, followed by a gang of chickens on motorcycles. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache so magnificent, it puts even the most dapper of gentlemen to shame. And rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted saddle for your trusty steed.

So come join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs normal when you can have pure, unadulterated antics?

DetentionBreak Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1642
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	739	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200
Divine Spears Created:	29	Gods Slained:	2

come join this epic minecraft server where u can break into detention facilities and arrest soldiers in the name of protest!! we got crazy pvp battles and insane raids that will make u feel like a real rebel! join now and show the military police who’s boss in this wild and wacky world of minecraft madness!

McCraftyMenu – Serving up laughs and blocks!

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5482
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Potions Brewed:	190
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where everything is made out of burgers and fries? well, look no further cuz this server is the place for u! we got golden arches everywhere and u can even build ur own mcnugget castle!

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground play area where u can battle the evil chicken nugget boss and win a lifetime supply of fries! and if u get hungry while playing, just order from our in-game mcdonald’s delivery service.

so come join us on this epic adventure of fast food and fun! who needs diamonds when u have big macs?

FeatheredHairCraft

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7771
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Crops Grown:	8724	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Buildings Constructed:	27	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

lol come join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own crib and make it as cozy as a bird’s nest! we got feathers flying everywhere and hair from all da birds chillin in da server. u can even make a bed outta feathers and hair if u want, who needs wool anyway?

we got crazy stories like how one time a player built a giant birdhouse and all da chickens in da server moved in and started a chicken rave party. u gotta see it to believe it!

so if u wanna experience da wildest and most feather-filled minecraft server out there, join us now and let’s get this bird party started! squawk squawk!

ElectronCoilCraft

Analysis, CHARGE, chiral patterns, electron microscopy, electron waves, ElectronCoilCraft, innovation, left-handed coils, Mass, Materials, molecules, nanotechnology, Physicists, Quantum Mechanics, research, right-handed coils, Science, study, Technology, wave of electrons

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5204
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

So, like, imagine if you could join a Minecraft server where the physicists have like, imprinted chiral patterns onto electrons or whatever. Like, they made left-handed and right-handed coils of mass and charge, which sounds totally crazy, right? But wait, it gets even better. These coils could help you analyze molecules and materials in the game, like some next level stuff. So, if you wanna be a Minecraft scientist and explore the wacky world of electron microscopy, then you gotta join this server ASAP. Who knows what kind of wild adventures and discoveries await you in this electron-filled universe!

CraftTopia SMP

2024.., Active, Adventure, BUILD, classic, Community, CraftTopia, Explore, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nostalgia, old school, Server, smp, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6204
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Tired of all the 2024 servers? Do you want something classic like the old days? CraftTopia is here to help you, this server is an SMP (Survival Multiplayer), this server was designed with the aim of bringing minecraft back to a classic version like in the good old days.

193.84.64.31:25585

firestarter SMP: Where griefers meet their match! Join our thriving community now!

Auction, bedrock, Community, Community Events, Cross-Play, Discord, FIRESTARTER, friendly community, Griefers, handbook, java, Join, Land claiming, match, Meet, Player Shops, player-driven, quality-of-life tweaks, Shops, smp, THRIVING, Trading, Virtual Economy

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6067
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Server Overview
firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody! We keep things simple and our straightforward rules prohibit griefing and protect your hard work.

Server Information
🔗 Server address: mc.firestartermc.com (Java port 25565, Bedrock port 19132)
🎥 Server tour: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jxi2B1_Io2E

Features
– player-driven economy and player-run shops
– grief protection and land claiming
– frequent community events
– tons of small quality-of-life tweaks
– java + bedrock cross-play
– a friendly, fair, and respectful community

You may also be interested in checking out our handbook for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Or consider joining our Discord!

FAQ

Q: Can I grief other players on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on our server. We have strict rules in place to protect players’ hard work.

Q: How can I participate in the player-driven economy?

A: You can maintain your own shop, auction off unique items, and trade with other players to participate in the virtual economy.

Q: Is the server Java and Bedrock compatible?

A: Yes, we support Java + Bedrock cross-play on our server.

Q: Are there community events on the server?

A: Yes, we host frequent community events for players to participate in and enjoy.

Q: How can I protect my land on the server?

A: You can claim land and utilize the grief protection features to protect your property from unwanted destruction.

DobsonCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7823
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Ever wondered how Dobson got into Sony? Well, rumor has it that he built an epic replica of the entire Sony headquarters in Minecraft and presented it to the CEO as a gift. Impressed by his dedication and creativity, they offered him a job on the spot! Want to follow in Dobson’s footsteps and land your dream job? Join our Minecraft server and start building your way to success! Who knows, maybe you’ll end up working for Microsoft next!

BuffySlayingMinecraftSMP

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1760
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Villages Defended:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer! We’ve got a Liberian guy who is so based, you won’t be able to resist joining our crazy adventures. From slaying zombies to building epic bases, this server has it all. So come join us and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before!