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Blocky Battles: Devs vs Noobs

Battles, blocky, devs, game balance, game challenges, game competition, game creation, game design, Game Designer, game development, game engagement, game immersion, game industry, game innovation, game interaction, Game Mechanics, game testing, game theory, Noobs, player, player experience, player feedback, player perspective, player satisfaction

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7477
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	118
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Emeralds Found:	7071
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the players rule all? Well, on our server, it’s a battle of the ages – game designer vs player!

Join us for epic showdowns as players try to outwit and outbuild the game designers who are constantly throwing crazy challenges and obstacles in their way. Will you be able to conquer the ultimate challenge and prove your worth against the masterminds behind the game?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Beast, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a build-off. If you can impress the Blocky Beast with your building skills, you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate game designer vs player showdown!

Crafty Chosen Crew

#group mentality, alternative lifestyle, belief system, BRAINWASHING, charismatic, Chosen, chosen people, Community, control, Crafty, CREW, Cult, devotion, Exclusivity, Followers, free lunch, indoctrination, influence, leader, loyalty, Manipulation, power dynamics, social structure

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3726
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Crops Grown:	2051
Chimeras Created:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to work hard for everything? Well, look no further because on our server, all you have to do is start a cult! That’s right, just gather some followers, sacrifice a few chickens, and boom – free lunch for everyone! Who knew starting a cult could be so rewarding (and delicious)? Join us now and see just how far your cult can go!

Blocky Death Wish

autism, Autistic children, bed bound, blocky, borderline, bullying, death, dissociation, High IQ, identity crisis, identity formation, mental health, OCD tendencies, psychological torture, schizoaffective, sibling abuse, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE, suicide attempts, Trauma, treatment resistant depression

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6237
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Love Letters Sent:	8
Votes:	1080	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape your troubles and dive into a world of endless possibilities.

Feeling like a sack of potatoes with bad posture? No problem! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s a floating block of cheese with impeccable posture.

Have OCD tendencies? Perfect! You can organize and reorganize your virtual world to your heart’s content without anyone judging you.

Are you on the autism spectrum with a high IQ? Well, you’ll fit right in here! Our server is filled with intelligent individuals who will appreciate your unique perspective.

And if you’re feeling a bit borderline and struggling with severe depression, don’t worry! Our server is a safe space where you can express yourself without fear of judgment.

So come join us and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it’s just for a few hours of pure escapism.

MangaCraft: Where the translations are as unfinished as your building projects!

building, Good manga, Manga, Manga collection, Manga community, Manga fans, manga library, manga list, manga lovers, Manga News, manga readers, manga recommendations, manga releases, manga series, manga translations, manga updates, MangaCraft, Projects, Translations, Unfinished, unfinished translations

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3867
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Love Letters Sent:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	5008
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1283	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Are you tired of waiting for the next chapter of your favorite manga to be translated? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret underground library filled with all the best manga that have unfinished translations! Join us and immerse yourself in the world of manga while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who needs closure when you have unlimited manga at your fingertips? Join now and let the manga madness begin!

Blocky Love Triangle

blocky, consent, controversial, crime, debate, Decision making, Ethics, gender, judgment, kill, law, love, Marriage, Marry, morality, murder, rape, relationships, Social Issues, society, taboo, Triangle, violence

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	644
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	104
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we play a game of “rape marry kill” with mobs! Will you choose to marry a cute little sheep, kill a pesky creeper, or…wait, what was the first option again? Join us for some twisted fun and see who comes out on top in this wacky game of survival!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and clucks commands to his loyal subjects. Will you pledge your allegiance to this feathered monarch or will you rebel and start a revolution of pigs?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underground disco where the zombies have some killer dance moves and the skeletons can’t stop grooving to the beat. Who knew the undead had such good rhythm?

So come on down to our Minecraft server for a wild ride of insanity, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of romance with a blocky pig. You never know what you’ll find in this crazy world, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

Daddy’s Daycare: Where parenting takes a hilarious turn!

bittersweet, Daddys, DAUGHTER, daycare, Dedication, emotional, ENERGY, family, Fatherhood, growing up, HEARTBREAK, hilarious, INDEPENDENCE, letting go, life transitions, love, MONEY, parenting, sacrifice, TAKES, tiktok, Time, Turn, Video, viral

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2294
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Emeralds Found:	4347
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Are you tired of spending all your time, money, and energy on your kids in Minecraft? Well, it’s time to let them spread their virtual wings and fly solo on our server! Join now and watch as your little blocky offspring embark on epic adventures without you. Who knows, they might even become the next Minecraft Steve! So say goodbye to parenting in-game and hello to freedom for both you and your virtual children. Join now and witness the ultimate virtual emancipation!

Creepin’ It Real Minecraft Server

anger, annoyance, Boiling point, bottled up feelings, CREEPIN, enough is enough, exasperation, fed up, Frustration, fury, Irritation, Minecraft, patience wearing thin, pent up emotions, provocation, reaching breaking point, real, Resentment, seething anger, Server, simmering rage, tolerance tested, vexation, Wrath

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8954
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Villages Defended:	14	Alien Abductions:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can peacefully build and mine without any chaos? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve let you live long enough!

Join us for a wild ride where mobs are constantly hunting you down, creepers explode on sight, and the only way to survive is by crafting the most epic weapons and armor.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret crush on all players. Will you be the one to win her heart and become the ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, chaotic world where we’ve let you live long enough!

ColumbiaCraft: Where Ivy Leaguers Mine & Build Better Than You

academic rigor, academics, alumni network, Based, BUILD, campus life, campus traditions, career opportunities, Columbia, ColumbiaCraft, Diversity, education, extracurricular activities, higher education, ivy, ivy league, Leaguers, networking, new york city, social scene, student culture, Student Organizations, Students, University

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7609
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Animals Bred:	106
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids from Columbia University hang out and get their Minecraft fix!

Join us and you’ll be building epic structures like the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of diamond blocks, riding around on flying pigs, and battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

Our server is so lit that even the professors at Columbia are ditching their lectures to join in on the fun. Rumor has it that one time, the Dean of the School of Engineering built a working rocket ship that actually flew to the moon in Minecraft.

So if you want to be part of the most epic Minecraft community around and learn the secret to how Columbia students got so based, then join our server now! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Cave Dwellers: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness!

aspirations, cave, Crafty, creativity, Dedication, dream, DWELLERS, FANTASY, future goals, hobby, Improvement, inspiration, ISOLATION, madness, Miku, Minecraft, music production, Passion, Practice, room, Ultimate, Virtual idol, virtual singer, vocaloid, Wishful thinking

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3891
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Votes:	516	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Ores Mined:	9429	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Endless Night Skies:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Are you tired of the real world and just want to hole up in your room forever? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and spend your days crafting music for the one and only Miku. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest dreams in the virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that Miku herself might make an appearance on the server if she likes your tunes. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to reality and hello to endless musical possibilities on our server!

BroCraft: The Mystery of Steve’s Shenanigans

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2731
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4625	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	101	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity!

Picture this: a group of chickens riding pigs into battle against an army of evil llamas. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

We’ve got secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant flying squids that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to be your BFF.

But the real reason you should join our server? Because one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing the Macarena. True story.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Why did he do it bros? Because he couldn’t resist the lure of our crazy Minecraft world.