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Blocky Gods R Us

1. God, 10. omnipotent, 11. omniscient, 12. omnipresent, 13. creator, 14. almighty, 15. sacred, 16. supernatural, 17. heavenly, 18. transcendent, 19. holiness, 2. deity, 20. eternal., 3. divine, 4. spirituality, 5. religion, 6. faith, 7. belief, 8. worship, 9. higher power, blocky, Gods

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3139
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Potions Brewed:	25	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Void Gems Collected:	26	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a unicorn rode a rainbow into battle against a horde of evil creepers. The battle was intense, but with the power of friendship and enchanted diamond swords, they emerged victorious! And guess what? You can be part of this epic adventure too!

But that’s not all! On this server, you’ll find dragons that breathe fire made of marshmallows, unicorns that fart glitter, and mermaids that sing Justin Bieber songs underwater. Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure chests filled with stacks of diamonds and golden apples?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in the most insane Minecraft server ever created! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Blocky Despair: Where Even Creepers Question Their Existence

blocky, coping, CREEPERS, depression, Despair, Existence, giving up, helplessness, hopelessness, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, mental illness, motivation, perseverance, question.., reaching out, resilience, seeking help, self-care, strength, Struggle, Support, Therapy

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4340
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the clutches of boredom! Join us and experience a world like no other, where the pigs ride on diamond horses and the creepers throw parties in the caves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered creatures with an iron wing. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret society of llama warriors who guard the mystical emerald mines deep underground. Join them on their quest to protect the precious emeralds from the evil forces that seek to steal them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Tankless in Ukraine

Allies, armor, battle, CASUALTIES, Conflict, cope, Defense, devastation, enemies, Fighting, international relations, Losses, lost tanks, medieval weapons, Military, Russian sisters, strategy, Tankless, Ukraine, War, WARFARE

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1012
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	31

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the battles are so intense, you’ll feel like you’ve lost so many tanks fighting against Ukraine and have to resort to medieval weapons! But fear not, because our Russian sisters are here to help you cope with the chaos.

Join us for epic PvP battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the virtual world. Build your own kingdom, gather resources, and defend your turf against other players who dare to challenge you.

But beware, for the challenges on this server are no joke. You may find yourself facing off against dragons, zombies, and even creepy clowns who are out for blood. Will you rise to the occasion and emerge victorious, or will you be left crying in a corner?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (or enemies, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

LOLcraft: Esports Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, Competitive Gaming, esports, esports analysis, esports championships, esports community, esports competitions, esports culture, esports discussion, esports enthusiasts, esports events, esports fandom, esports fans, esports industry., esports players, esports streaming, esports teams, esports tournaments, esports viewership, Gaming, LolCraft, video games

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3333
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of esports in a whole new way! Our server is so intense, even the creepers are training for the next big tournament.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a team of skeletons challenges you to a 1v1 showdown. And guess what? The winner gets a shiny new diamond sword!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who hosts weekly build battles for all players. The prize? A one-of-a-kind dragon egg that will make all your friends jealous.

So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate esports champion of the Minecraft world!

RomanCraft: Where you can build an empire without the pesky barbarian invasions!

Ancient civilization, AUTHORITY, barbarian, BUILD, byzantine empire, Conquest, dynasties, EMPERORS, Empire, Government, History, Imperial, influence, invasions, Legacy, Legitimate, Monarchy, pesky, power, Reign, roman empire, RomanCraft, Rulership, SOVEREIGNTY, Successor, Western civilization

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	884
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Mines Excavated:	2801	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Buildings Constructed:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Chimeras Created:	3
Ores Mined:	2223	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we are the legitimate successors of the Roman Empire! Join us for epic battles in the Colosseum, where players fight to the death with diamond swords and enchanted armor.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground network of tunnels that lead to hidden treasure rooms filled with diamonds, emeralds, and ancient artifacts. Rumor has it that Julius Caesar himself left behind his legendary dagger of destruction somewhere in our world.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe ruled by zombie pigmen and giant lava monsters. But beware, only the strongest players can survive in this treacherous realm.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the greatest empire Minecraft has ever seen!

Minecraft Mayhem: Total War Edition

#1d6chan, Assembly Kit, Blogpost, Edition, gobbo edition, Hotfix, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Older Titles, patch notes, Pharaoh.., Previous thread, Roll Charts, Steam, Tactics, thrones of decay, TOTAL, total war, total war warhammer, Total War: Warhammer III, twg, War

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3700
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate gobbo edition of gaming! Dive into a world filled with Stuff1d6chan tactics and roll charts that will blow your mind.

Join us for epic battles in Total War: Warhammer III where you can conquer the Thrones of Decay and unleash chaos like never before. Check out our blogpost for exclusive news and updates that will leave you speechless.

But wait, there’s more! Jump into the world of Total War: Pharaoh where you can rule like a true pharaoh and command armies with the power of the gods. Don’t miss out on our hotfix 4.2.3 patch notes that will change the game forever.

And for those who love the classics, we’ve got you covered with our collection of Older Titles that will take you on a nostalgic journey through the history of Total War.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the craziest gaming adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBoys R Us: /r9k/ Edition

4chan, BlockyBoys, Edition, Greeting, Henlo, internet culture, meme, r9k, ROBOT9000, social media

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6565
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Crops Grown:	1183
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Towns Built:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because THIS server is here to save the day!

Join us on an epic adventure filled with EXPLOSIONS, UNICORNS, and DRAGONS that shoot LAZER BEAMS from their eyes!

Our server is so amazing that even HEROBRINE himself is scared to step foot on it. We have DANCING CREEPERS, TALKING SHEEP, and RAINBOW LLAMAS that drop DIAMONDS like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PhenoCraft: Mine, Build, and LOL with Friends!

Ancestry, biology, BUILD, Dna, Friends, genetic diversity, genetic makeup, genetic traits, genetic variation, genetics, heredity, human phenotypes, lol, PhenoCraft, phenotype, phenotype analysis, phenotype classification, phenotype comparison, phenotype identification, phenotype testing, physical characteristics, research, Science, Traits

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8294
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Villages Defended:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t care about your skin color, we only care about your phenotype! Are you a tall, dark, and handsome Enderman? Or maybe you’re a short, stubby Creeper with a heart of gold. Whatever your phenotype, we want you to join our server and show off your unique traits!

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that on our server, diamonds grow on trees? Literally! Just plant a sapling and watch as it sprouts into a beautiful diamond tree. And don’t even get us started on the zombie pigmen who moonlight as professional chefs, cooking up the most delicious porkchops you’ve ever tasted.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret underwater city, where mermaids and sea monsters live in harmony, throwing the wildest underwater raves you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your scuba gear and your dancing shoes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and discover a world where anything is possible, and where your phenotype is celebrated like never before. See you in the game!

CraftyCraze: Phase Connect LOLz

#AmanogawaShiina, #AyaseYuu, #CharacterReferences, #ChisakaAiri, #DizzyDokuro, #EimiIsami, #EmberAmane, #ErinaMakina, #FujikuraUruka, #FuuraYuri, #GramPico, #HakushikaIori, #HikanariHina, #HimemiyaRie, #JellyHoshiumi, #KaminariClara, #KanekoLumi, #KannagiLoki, #KokoromoMemory, #LiaAshelia, #MuuMuyu, #OfficialSchedule, #OfficialTwitter, #PCGReferences, #PhaseConnectCommunity, #PhaseConnectGeneral, #PhaseConnectJPOfficial, #PhaseConnectLinks, #PipkinPippa, #RemiliaNephys, #RunieRuse, #SayaSairroxs, #ShisuiMichiru, #TenmaMaemi, #TwitchArchiveChannels, #UnofficialPhaseConnectArchives, #UtataneNasa, #youtube, Archive, Connect, CraftyCraze, en, jp, lolz, OfficialWebsite, PCG, phase, PhaseConnect, previousthread, terminated, twitch, twitter

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5802
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	444
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of Creepers on a rampage? Look no further than this server, where the official website is like a diamond mine of information and the official schedule is more organized than a chest full of neatly stacked blocks.

Join now and you’ll be able to interact with characters like Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who can build a house faster than you can say “Redstone.” Or how about Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, who can mine for diamonds with her eyes closed?

But wait, there’s more! Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり can tame wolves with just a wink, and Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ can farm crops so efficiently, it’s like she has a green thumb made of emeralds.

And don’t even get us started on Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, who can navigate the Nether like it’s a walk in the park. Or how about Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, who can slay Ender Dragons with a wooden sword and a smile?

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft. Just be sure to watch out for the Creeper explosions and the occasional Enderman prank!

Board of Ragecraft

anger, Board, Boundaries, community support, coping strategies, done, doomposters, Frustration, Gaslighting, hate, mental health, Negativity, online forums, online harassment, Ragecraft, Raiding, Repetition, self-care, toxic behavior, toxic community, trolling

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8133
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of the real world and join a community of players who are just as fed up with doomposters as you are!

Reasons to join:

Build your own fortress to protect yourself from the doomposters
Form alliances with other players to take down the gaslighting trolls
Explore our vast world and discover hidden treasures to help you in your quest for justice

Don’t let the doomposters get you down – join our server and fight back in the most epic way possible!