Join us for the Moonfire Faire where you can trade diamonds for fireworks and set off a display that will make the Ender Dragon jealous. Don’t forget to attend our meetups, like the Monthly Male Meetup where we discuss the latest fashion trends in diamond armor.
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| Server Type | Community-oriented SMP |
|---|---|
| Server Age | 1 year |
| World Reset | No current plans for resets |
| Server Version | 1.21 |
|---|---|
| World Border | No border |
| Additional Features | Various recipe add-ons, high-end hardware |
Join our Discord and fill out an application. Must be 18+ years old.
Discord link: discord.gg/CfuGaDGJ7M
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server vanilla? | Yes, with some added datapacks and mods for optimization. |
| How often does the world reset? | Only when voted upon by the players. |
| What is the server hardware? | Ryzen 9 5950X, 10GB DDR4 |
| Can I join if I’m under 18? | No, the server is for ages 18 and older only. |
Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while dodging exploding chickens. But be warned, the creepers on our server have learned how to do the Macarena and will dance their way into your base if you’re not careful.
If you’re looking for a challenge, try our exclusive “Troll Bridge” where you have to answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to cross. Fail, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the game.
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And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken race around the entire server. The winner got a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity. Who knew chickens were such speedy little creatures?
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