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CraftyDutchSpy vs RussianHackers

collaboration, cooperation, counterintelligence, CraftyDutchSpy, cybersecurity, diplomatic efforts., Disturb, Dutch intelligence, Dutch intelligence services, Espionage, foreign affairs, government agencies, Help, intelligence sharing, international relations, national security, political interference, russian interference, RussianHackers, strategic partnerships, Surveillance, US

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9347
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

so, liek, this server is da bomb dot com cuz, get this, dutch intelligence services are like, totally helping us out to mess with russian interference. like, how crazy is that?? u can be part of this epic saga and help take down the bad guys in the virtual world of minecraft. join us and be a hero in the most insane way possible. plus, we have like, the best memes and jokes to keep u entertained while u save the world. so, what r u waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic adventure ever!

DementiaCraft: McSCI Madness

Accuracy, cognitive decline, cognitive decline assessment, cognitive health, cognitive health assessment, cognitive health screening, cognitive health tool, cognitive screen, dementia risk, dementia risk assessment, dementia risk identification, dementia screening, dementia screening tool, DementiaCraft, madness, major contribution, McSCI, moderate levels, SCD, severe levels, subjective cognitive decline

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1216
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Buildings Constructed:	8
Love Letters Sent:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

lol join dis epic minecraft server cuz it got da game-changing cognitive screen dat reveals if u got dementia risk! like, u can identify if u got moderate to severe levels of cognitive decline with 99.9% accuracy! u can test ur brain while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! join now and flex ur cognitive skills while having a blast in da blocky world!

PozzCraft Minecraft Server

age diversity, character creation, Character development, character diversity, current year, DEI, Diversity, Diversity in Gaming, equity, Female Characters, game design, Gaming, hagchads, inclusion, Inclusive Gaming, Inclusivity, Minecraft, older woman character, PozzCraft, representation, Server, slop game, strong female characters, women in gaming

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3841
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Love Letters Sent:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or humor? Well, look no further because our server is filled with hilarious antics and outrageous adventures!

Join us and you’ll find that even the most pozzed DEI slop game characters can turn into fabulous older women with a snap of your fingers. Our Hagchads are unstoppable, even in the current year!

But that’s not all, on our server, you’ll encounter wild stories of diamond-encrusted pigs flying through the sky, villagers breakdancing in the town square, and creepers throwing surprise birthday parties for players.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most laughter-filled Minecraft adventure of your life!

BraphogCraft Minecraft Server

a little mini, America, america is, america is a, braphog, BraphogCraft, is a, is a little, little mini braphog, little., long tail, Minecraft, Mini, mini braphog, Server, tags

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3414
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Crops Grown:	2023
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where America is a little mini braphog! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs rule the world and humans are their loyal servants. It’s a wild ride, trust me.

2. We have a giant statue of Abraham Lincoln made entirely out of bacon. Yes, you read that right. Bacon.

3. Our players have the ability to ride on the backs of bald eagles and soar through the skies while shooting fireworks out of their hands. ‘Merica, am I right?

4. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but cheeseburgers. Collect as many as you can to become the ultimate burger baron.

5. We host weekly events where players compete in hot dog eating contests, apple pie baking competitions, and square dancing showdowns. Yeehaw!

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the craziness that is America as a little mini braphog. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Mom-in-Law-Free Zone

anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, controlling mother, family background, family dynamics, family influence, Family issues, house renovations, in-laws, long-distance relationship, mental health, mental health struggles, MominLawFree, mother-in-law issues, narcissistic mother, relationship stress, relationships, safe space, temporary living arrangements, Zone

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8528
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	279	Zombie Dances:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in your Minecraft server? Join our server where we promise no in-laws, no siblings, and definitely no grandma drama! We understand the struggles of family dynamics, that’s why we offer a safe space for you to build and explore without any unwanted guests.

Imagine a world where you can focus on your relationship with your virtual fiancé without the interference of his mom wanting to move in. No more arguments about renovations or sharing space, just pure Minecraft bliss. And don’t worry, our server is equipped with virtual therapists to help you navigate any family issues that may arise.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free Minecraft experience. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a fan of our server – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

blew you away, Captivating, Characters, Compelling, Hidden Gem, hidden treasure, lesser known, Minecraft, Movie, must watch, PixelPunch, Server, Storyline, Surprising, TV series, Underappreciated, Underrated, underrated gem, unexpected, unforgettable

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7867
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and boring landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like a hidden gem in the vast world of Minecraft!

Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the epic storyline that rivals even the most popular TV series. Our characters are so dynamic and engaging that you’ll feel like you’re living in a blockbuster movie!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden secrets and mysteries waiting to be uncovered. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and experience the adventure of a lifetime? Join now and prepare to be amazed!

CraftyCongressDrugTest

Accountability, Congress, congressional rules, CraftyCongressDrugTest, drug policy, drug screening, drug tests, elected officials, ethical standards, Ethics, Government, Integrity, legislation, political accountability, Politics, public service, public trust, regulations, substance abuse, testing requirements, transparency

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5750
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Void Armor Forged:	24	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Are you tired of boring old politics? Come join our Minecraft server where Congress members are required to take drug tests before making any decisions! Watch as they try to navigate through virtual worlds while under the influence of questionable substances. Who knows what kind of crazy laws they’ll come up with next! Join now for a wild ride of political shenanigans and questionable decision-making.

GazaCraft: AnneFrank’s Revenge

activism, Amsterdam, Anne Frank, AnneFranks, anti-Israel, anti-semitism, Conflict, controversy, current events, defaced, gaza, GazaCraft, historical, Holocaust, international relations, memorial, Netherlands, News, protest, Revenge, Statue, Vandalism, world war II

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9870
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Farms Harvested:	862
Ores Mined:	3817	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	363	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Star Shards Collected:	83

lol this server is like that time someone defaced a statue of Anne Frank but like, for Gaza or something. like, so random, right? join this server for all the chaos and craziness, just like that defacement. we have epic builds and crazy events that will make you go “whaaaat?!” come join us and be a part of the madness, you won’t regret it! #annefrank #gaza #minecraftmadness

HolyCraft: Bible Edition

adaptation, BIBLE, biblical, Bloodshed, controversial, Drama, Edition, Entertainment, Epic, FANTASY, Gore, HBO, Holycraft, long tail, nudity, Provocative, Religion, storytelling, Supernatural, television, TV series, Wonders

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mines Excavated:	3477
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Enchantments Applied:	204
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

yo, u ever wanted to see the bible like u never seen it before? well, dis server is like a GOT version of the bible but in minecraft! imagine all da gore, bloodshed, nudity, and supernatural wonders but in blocky form! u can live out all da crazy stories from da bible in a whole new way. join now for a wild ride through da holy land like u never seen it before!

PantryCraft: Keeping Players Healthy

Access, chronic disease management, community support, coupling, food insecurity, food pantry, health outcomes, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthy, holistic care, Keeping, nutrition, PantryCraft, patient support, Players, preventative care, primary care, public health, social determinants of health, social services, stabilize, wellness

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9891
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	756	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

so, like, u know how when u play minecraft u gotta, like, find food and stuff to stay alive? well, on this server, we got a FOOD PANTRY, bro! u can get all the bread, carrots, and steak u need to keep ur hunger bar full while u build ur epic castle or whatever. but wait, there’s more! we also have PRIMARY CARE, like doctors and stuff, to make sure u stay healthy while u mine for diamonds. cuz, like, who wants to deal with zombie attacks AND a cold at the same time, right? join now for the most epic and HEALTHY minecraft experience ever!