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| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 5190 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my sister Izzie’s relationship advice? Look no further! Join our server where we believe in the 4-minute rule – if you haven’t built a house in Minecraft within 4 minutes, you’re not serious about survival and you’re a walking redstone block!
Just like Izzie, we have strict rules about commitment and building strong connections with other players. If you haven’t proposed a trade within 4 minutes, you might as well be a creeper blowing up relationships left and right!
But don’t worry, we also support unconventional relationships like mine with my boyfriend of 12 years. We don’t need a Minecraft marriage to be happy, and neither do you! So come join us and prove Izzie wrong – who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough!
