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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 2514 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6416 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Our server is like no other, where you can take Sally or Sue on epic quests, battle it out with Coke’s for whores (not men), and wake up to hunger pains for breakfast cocaine (just kidding, we only serve virtual food here).
But beware, mama might come running quick to stop you from getting sick on all that cocaine running around in your brain (again, just kidding, we promote a drug-free environment).
So come join us for a hilarious and unpredictable time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing running around in your brain should be creativity and fun!