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Baby Babble Land

Activity, Babble, baby, Cognitive, Communication, correlation, Development, early childhood, growth, heart rate, infant development, INFANTS, Influences, Land, Language, motor skills, physiological, research, speaking, speech development, study, vocalization

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9173
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Villages Defended:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where your heart rate activity influences when infants speak! Like, imagine mining some diamonds and suddenly a baby starts babbling in the chat because your heart rate went up! It’s like a whole new level of immersion, man. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach a certain heart rate, the babies start rapping. It’s wild, bro. So come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LampLifesteal

1.8.9, Adventure, auction house, Bounties, Community, Cracked, Creative, Discord, eaglercraft, Economy, Events, Gaming, java, LifeSteal, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Shop, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6706
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37

LampLifesteal is a 1.8.9 server that add the twist of when you kill someone you gain a heart, and they lose a heart.

This version has Java, Cracked, and Eaglercraft support so ANYONE can join regardless if they own a copy of Minecraft or not.

The server has a great community and lots of features like an auction house, economy, shop, bounties, and much more.

mc.lamplifesteal.xyz

Mystic Sky Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, CASE, Cipher, Code, crime, detective, Enigma, investigation, Mystery, mystic, No. 698170229, puzzle, query, question.., Realms, Riddle, secret, SKY, Thriller, unidentified, unknown, unsolved

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4187
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Void Gems Collected:	22	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your butt!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the Minecraft universe.

We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

And get this, our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti where you fight to the death with meatballs as weapons.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where everything is upside down and pigs can talk.

Join now if you want to enter a dimension where reality is just a suggestion and insanity is the norm.

Hygiene Queen Minecraft SMP

feminine care, feminine hygiene, feminine hygiene awareness, feminine hygiene education, feminine hygiene products, feminine hygiene routine, feminine odor, feminine products, feminine scent, feminine wash, feminine wellness, hygiene, hygiene practices, hygiene tips, intimate care, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Proper hygiene, Queen, smp, vaginal health, vaginal odor, Women’s Health, women’s hygiene

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2970
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magic Items Found:	8383
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Are you tired of wandering around a world filled with stinky vaginas? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us on a wild adventure where we fight against the Cunt Crisis and rid the land of foul odors.

Embark on quests to find the legendary Soap of Purity, battle against evil mobs who reek of fishy smells, and learn the ancient art of Vaginal Hygiene from our wise elders. Together, we can cleanse the world of smelly vaginas and restore peace and harmony to our beloved server.

So come on, don’t let your love life be ruined by stinky genitals any longer! Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the epic quest to save the world from the horrors of vaginal odor. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, Airbnb, apartment search, Blame, co parenting, Communication, commuting, custody, DAUGHTER, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family, Flat, Guilt, houseparty, Marriage, Minecraft, moving out, parenting, relationship, selfish behavior, separation, Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5458
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

So, you’re looking for a new place to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?

Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

ResearchRookie

Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, disagreement, education, growth, Improvement, knowledge, learning, Marriage, misunderstanding, Open-mindedness, relationship, research, ResearchRookie, Respect, self improvement, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, validation

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	914
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	42	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	385	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	424
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!

We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.

So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.

AquaAlchemy Minecraft SMP

Ability, AquaAlchemy, Choice, decision, desire, dream, drink, FANTASY, fantasy drink, imagination, Magic, magical drink, Minecraft, option, power, Preference, selection, smp, Supernatural, transformation, Water, wish drink, wish fulfillment

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8290
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can turn water into ANY drink you want! Like, imagine just sippin’ on a potion of swiftness or a milkshake whenever you want. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥

BlockBinge

addiction, addictive behavior, addictive habits, addictive patterns, addictive personality, addictive tendencies, Behavior, BlockBinge, compulsion, cravings, dependence, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, impulse control, indulgence, Obsession, substance abuse, vices

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7464
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	544955
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret potion that will make your builds 10 times more epic and your diamonds sparkle like disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic build battles. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the addiction begin!

PutinAndHangs Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil liberties, Duma speaker, free speech, government oppression, hanged, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Legal System, man, Minecraft, Political Criticism, political dissent, protest, putin, PutinAndHangs, russia, Russian, Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3239
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ores Mined:	906	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	126
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Farms Harvested:	894

so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian man got jailed for talkin bout it! he said da duma speaker should be ‘hanged right after putin’ cuz dis server is so dope, it got dem politicians shakin in their boots! join now and u might end up in jail too for bein too obsessed with dis epic minecraft world. trust me, it’s worth it. #minecraftgoals #russianscandal

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!

Arctic, buy Greenland, Canada, controversial proposal., denmark, diplomatic relations, economic opportunity, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Investment, Négotiation, North America, panama canal, Politics, shopping, spree, strategic interests, territorial acquisition, territorial expansion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2979
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	26	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mines Excavated:	3864
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!