McKinski. Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Everglow – SERVER IN PROGRESS – staff and builders needed

admins, Builders, Community, Discord, everglow, Management, McKinski., Minecraft, Minigames, organization, Project, Quests, RPG, Server, smp, Staff, Structures, Survival, TEAM

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8400
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Villages Defended:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Divine Spears Created:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you an ambitious player looking to be part of an exciting new adventure? We’re building a thriving community on our RPG survival Minecraft server, complete with engaging quests and thrilling minigames. But we can’t do it alone—we need talented builders and dedicated admins to help bring our vision to life.If you’re passionate about Minecraft, enjoy working as part of a team, and want to contribute to an amazing project, we want to hear from you! Whether you’re skilled at creating stunning structures or have a knack for managing and organizing, there’s a place for you in our community.Ready to build with us? Join now and help us create something truly extraordinary!

Discord link: https://discord.gg/aK9WXykmdq

I am McKinski and if you have any questions send me a pm on discord or in the server! Im open to anything.Some pics what we have so far:

161.97.138.245:30965

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

#53, Anime, Asexuality, Attention, baby-faced, blocky, cope, despise, Dominant, fag, foids, Fujoshits, Fun, Interest, male privilege, meme roleplay, Minecraft, porn addicts, relationship, SECURITY, Server, small bone structure, sperm bank, walk a line

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2352
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a fag in relationships? Do you want to escape the clutches of weird Fujoshits and porn addicts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and donate your sperm to the sperm bank to create a future where guys like you can overpopulate the world and reverse the tides of female privilege! With baby-faced avatars and small bone structures, you’ll feel protected and dominant in this virtual world. Say goodbye to walking the line between being used and being ignored by females, and say hello to asexuality and anime coping mechanisms. Don’t be a fag, join our server and let’s make male privilege great again!

Bocchi si C++ Minecraft SMP

Algorithms, Bocchi, c#, Cobol, coding, Common Lisp, computer science, Development, Engineering, IT, JavaScript, KITA, Languages, Minecraft, Nijika, programming, Ryo, scripting, smp, Software Development, Syntax, Technology

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6380
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Magic Items Found:	2598	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7251
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and you’ll be playing alongside Bocchi, who can build a castle in C++ faster than you can say “redstone.” Kita is a master of Common Lisp, using their coding skills to create the most mind-blowing contraptions you’ve ever seen.

But wait, it gets even crazier! Ryo is a wizard with JavaScript, able to summon mobs with just a few lines of code. And Nijika? Well, Nijika is the queen of COBOL, turning the Minecraft world into a retro paradise with punch card-powered farms and pixelated skyscrapers.

So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you battle creepers with coding languages, build epic structures with syntax, and laugh your way through the most ridiculous adventures with a group of programming pros? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now!

NoSpeakerPhoneLDR

awkward, basic etiquette, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, DISRESPECTFUL, family, ignoring, irrational, LDR, long-distance relationship, NoSpeakerPhoneLDR, phone calls, phone etiquette, privacy, relationships, Speakerphone, text messages, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4835
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Meteorites Collected:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own relationship? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you won’t be put on speakerphone during your virtual dates! No more awkward conversations with your partner’s family while you’re just trying to have a private chat. Plus, if you ever need to vent about your phone etiquette woes, our community is here to support you. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom to text with multiple times a week! Join now and say goodbye to speakerphone drama!

NostalgicCraft SMP

bittersweet, Childhood, emotions, longing, Memories, Nostalgia, nostalgic feelings, nostalgic memories, nostalgic moments, nostalgic thoughts, NostalgicCraft, past, reminiscent, reminiscent thoughts, Reminiscing, sentimental, sentimental feelings, sentimental journey, sentimental memories, sentimental moments, smp, wistful

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6218
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Emeralds Found:	3646	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Remember that time you accidentally punched a creeper into your friend’s house and blew it up? Or when you tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up plummeting to your doom instead? Join our Minecraft SMP for a trip down memory lane filled with chaos, laughter, and epic fails! Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, our server is the perfect place to relive those moments that always make you nostalgic. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and unforgettable memories!

DumpedCraft: Creeper Edition

BETRAYAL, breakup advice, breakup recovery, breakup stories, breakup support, breakup survival, broken heart, coping with breakup, creeper, DUMPED, DumpedCraft, Edition, emotional pain, getting over ex, Healing Process, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Love Lost, moving on, painful breakup, relationship ending, relationship problems, worst breakup

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9313
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Have you ever been dumped by getting pushed off a cliff into a pit of lava? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic breakup stories and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs a boyfriend or girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with heartbreak and hilarity!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, minecraft server, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8019
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4042	Emeralds Found:	4275
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

Mega.XetaByte.ru

Aqua’s Useless Minecraft Server

anime character, ANNOYING, Aqua, Aqua cosplay, Aqua fan, Aqua friends, Aqua goddess, Aqua haters, Aqua Konosuba, Aqua personality, Aquas, burden, comedic relief, drinking buddy, Entertaining, Fun, low iq, Minecraft, night out, Party, Server, Smelly, useless

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1424
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Emeralds Found:	9654
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Come join our Minecraft server and experience the wild and wacky world of Aqua! Sure, she may be a bit useless, smelly, and low-IQ, but imagine the laughs you’ll have as you embark on crazy adventures with her by your side.

Rumor has it that Aqua once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And don’t even get us started on the time she built a house out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as Aqua herself, then look no further. Join us for a night of drinking, laughing, and Minecraft madness that you’ll never forget!

:gt: be me Minecraft SMP

4chan, digital content, funny images, funny pictures, Happiness, humor, internet culture, meme addiction, Meme culture, meme enthusiast, meme generator, meme lover, meme posting, meme sharing, meme sharing group, Minecraft, normie discord, normie memes, Online Community, online humor, smp, social media

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3031
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of being a normie in your boring old Discord server? Want to be the funniest person in the group without even trying? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to post funny little pictures from 4chan without reading anything! Trust us, it’s the secret to instant popularity and happiness. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through meme references. Join now for a chance to meet the legendary memeing ghost and become a meme master yourself!pic related (it’s a spooky meme ghost)

MomCantDriveMC

bad driver, car control, car maintenance, Communication Issues, driving etiquette, driving privileges, driving skills, family conflict, family dynamics, government license, high beams, license qualifications, MomCantDriveMC, nighttime driving, Parental authority, road safety, road visibility, Safety concerns, safety hazards, SUV, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	314
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t encounter any high beams blocking your way! Our server is like driving with your mom, but without the scratches and dings (unless you build them yourself).

We offer the thrill of trying to navigate through a world filled with obstacles, just like trying to get your mom to turn off her high beams. And if you ever feel like calling someone an idiot, our chat is the perfect place to do so (just keep it friendly, folks).

So come join us for an adventure that’s crazier than trying to teach your mom how to turn off her headlights. Who needs a government license when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

KidCraft SMP: Heartwarming Tales

Bonding, children, emotional, family, Heartwarming, heartwarming stories, joy, KidCraft, Kids, love, Memories, parenting, parents, Precious, Proud, proud parents, reddit, sharing, smp, special moments, storytelling, Tales, Uplifting

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	794
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Magic Items Found:	6880
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Are you tired of your kids hogging the computer to play Minecraft all day? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where kids can finally learn valuable life lessons like teamwork, resource management, and how to fend off a horde of angry creepers!

One time, little Timmy built an entire roller coaster in the sky using nothing but dirt and sheer determination. It was a sight to behold until he accidentally launched himself off the tracks and into a pit of lava. But hey, at least he respawned with all his items intact!

And let’s not forget about little Susie, who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and lead them into battle against a gang of pesky skeletons. It was a fierce showdown, but in the end, Susie emerged victorious and claimed the title of Queen of the Forest.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and watch your kids unleash their creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, it’s a great way to keep them entertained while you finally get some peace and quiet to yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!