McGruder Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixelated Love: Where Minecraft Meets Waifus

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9504
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Are you tired of being friend-zoned by your favorite video game character? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can finally live out your wildest fantasies and marry the pixelated love of your life! That’s right, no more lonely nights spent pining over a fictional character – now you can build a beautiful pixelated life together in our virtual world. Join now and start planning your dream pixel wedding! Who needs real relationships when you have Minecraft love?

Crafting with Snowflakes

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9902
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Buildings Constructed:	23	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Are you tired of not being able to find a young bride in Canada or Quebec because the last generation didn’t breed? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and witness the influx of young brownies coming over to study and work, increasing your chances of finding a young bride when you’re older. And the best part? Quebec imported brownies are mostly females, so our population is skewing towards being more feminine! Say goodbye to your worries and hello to a future full of young brides on our server. Don’t miss out on this opportunity, join now and start your journey to finding love among the brownies!

Crafty Duelers – Where Pixels Clash for Glory!

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2209
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Star Shards Collected:	230	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server for the Bikes and Goblins Edition – where you can ride bikes while battling goblins in epic Minecraft battles!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a unique feature where you can duel other players in a Yu-Gi-Oh! card game simulator. That’s right, while you’re mining for diamonds, you can also summon Blue-Eyes White Dragon to defeat your enemies!

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming releases like the Infinite Forbidden expansion pack, where you can unleash forbidden powers to dominate the server. And don’t forget about the 25th Anniversary Rarity Collection II, where you can collect rare items to show off to your friends.

Join us for the /dng/ Anti-Meta Cup, where you can show off your skills and win epic prizes. And don’t worry about the banlist – we keep things fresh and exciting with regular updates to keep the gameplay interesting.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most fun-filled Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knew riding bikes and battling goblins could be so exhilarating?

Exes & O’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	6214	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Are you tired of hearing about everyone’s exes and feeling left out? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t care about your relationship status! In fact, we encourage you to focus on building epic structures and mining for diamonds instead of worrying about your ex drama.

Join us for a wild ride where the only ex you’ll have to worry about is the ex-citing adventures you’ll have in our virtual world. Who needs a toxic ex when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Plus, our community is full of players who have never had exes either, so you’ll fit right in!

So why waste time on relationship drama when you can join our server and have a blast with like-minded players who just want to have fun? Say goodbye to ex talk and hello to building the Minecraft world of your dreams!

DerpyCraft: Oblivion Battery Strikes Back!

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1156
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off!

So why is nobody watching this? Because they’re all too busy having the time of their lives on our insane Minecraft server! Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience.

ChunkyCraft: Where all players are encouraged to embrace their curves and build big, beautiful worlds!

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1394
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6385
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of seeing all those skinny Minecraft characters running around looking like they just stepped out of a Vogue magazine? Well, on our server, we believe in equality for all body types! That’s right, all women are required to gain 40-100 lbs when they join our server. Why, you ask? Because who wouldn’t want to see a bunch of chunky, pixelated babes taking over the virtual world? Plus, think of all the extra storage space they’ll have for carrying around all those diamonds and emeralds! So come join us and embrace the thiccness, because on our server, bigger is always better!

Crafty Creeper Cove: Bikini Bottom Bonanza

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4670
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join now for a chance to battle horny image makers, create insane videos with our koi image/video maker, and explore our Koikatsu Database filled with mysteries and surprises!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of VTubers and Hololive with our Koikatsu Card collection, where you can unlock rare cards and unleash their powers in epic battles. And if that’s not enough, try out our MMD VTuber section, where you can watch mind-blowing performances and dance-offs that will leave you speechless.

Don’t miss out on the Fu-x-x-ko madness, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes. Plus, we have catbox and litterbox storage options for all your crazy creations and experiments. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CageCraft: Where even mobs get locked up in the Military Base!

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6024
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Villages Defended:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Votes:	2868
Towns Built:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in a mysterious military base filled with cages, and you have to figure out why all the villagers are trapped inside them. Are they part of a secret experiment gone wrong? Are they actually aliens in disguise? Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon that farts rainbows. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why were they in a cage in this Military Base? Who cares when you can join our server and embark on the craziest adventures imaginable! Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and prepare to have your mind blown!

Good Guys Gaming – Where Villagers Rule and Creepers Drool

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4712
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and discover a world where the pigs are the ultimate rulers and the chickens are their loyal minions. When you spawn in, you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing skeletons and singing creepers.

But don’t be fooled by their spooky exterior, these mobs are actually the good guys! They’ll guide you through epic quests and challenges, all while cracking jokes and making puns along the way.

And if you ever find yourself lost in the wilderness, just call out for the mystical Ender Dragon taxi service. They’ll swoop in and give you a ride to safety, all while serenading you with their beautiful dragon songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of this wacky and wonderful world where the unexpected is always expected.

MineLOL – Crafting Chaos and Laughter in the World of Blocks

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3054
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Emeralds Found:	2721
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a dragon in heat? Look no further, because on our server, you can join Alexstrasza in all her seductive glory! Our server is so hot, it’s like a plunderstorm of fun and excitement.

With patch 10.2.6, you can experience dungeons like never before – harder than ever, with no affixes or timers. It’s a challenge fit for a dragon! And speaking of dragons, our server is filled with them – from majestic mounts to fearsome foes, you’ll never run out of dragon-themed adventures.

But that’s not all – our April Trading Post is bursting with goodies, from plunderstorm loot to spring finery. It’s a treasure trove of epic proportions!

So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your inner dragon. Who knows, you might even find yourself lying seductively like Alexstrasza herself – tail covering your modesty, of course. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!