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McGillis Minecraft Servers

McGillis Minecraft Servers

  • MIL-Free Zone Craft

    MIL-Free Zone Craft
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 2174
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Potions Brewed: 58
    Demon Skulls Collected: 24 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Gods Slained: 0
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my MIL’s antics!

    We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from MILs who think they know everything about parenting to partners who believe their manipulative lies. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a narcissistic MIL.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got passive-aggressive notes, eye-rolling, and unsolicited parenting advice galore. And don’t forget the classic move of watching your baby cry with a smirk – it’s all part of the fun on our server!

    So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than dealing with a difficult mother-in-law. Just remember, in this server, drama is always on the menu.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LePenCraft96

    LePenCraft96
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 2584
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Animals Bred: 93

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    HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN JEAN-MARIE LE PEN WOULD’VE WANTED TO PLAY IT.

    IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.

    SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Home Phone Hideout

    Home Phone Hideout
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 2717
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Astral Projections Made: 3

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    join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! we have so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

    imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

    we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.

    our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!

    if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Green Tea Kingdom

    Green Tea Kingdom
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 5193
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Potions Brewed: 112 Buildings Constructed: 21

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    so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

    Frostwood Valley 1.21.4
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 9556
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 173 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7083 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 1982
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

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    Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

    Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

    You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

    Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • StinkyFeetGFEXIT

    StinkyFeetGFEXIT
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 1938
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Divine Spears Created: 20
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

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    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

    Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

    Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AnimeHaterMC SMP

    AnimeHaterMC SMP
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 7070
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Void Armor Forged: 23
    Demon Skulls Collected: 15 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

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    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

    So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 5MilTaxBracketCraft

    5MilTaxBracketCraft
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 1587
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Farms Harvested: 766 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Epic Shields Constructed: 24 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 95 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Ores Mined: 8775 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

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    Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

    So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Putin’s Puppet Minecraft Server

    Putin’s Puppet Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 5929
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Animals Bred: 112 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

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    so like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s crazier than zelensky claiming putin’s bff lukashenko called to apologize for launching strikes from belarus. like, can you imagine? lukashenko being all like “its not me, it’s putin” and zelensky just like “whaaaat?”

    anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.

    plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.

    so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.

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  • CraftyARFIDLand

    CraftyARFIDLand
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 5632
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 67 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 16

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    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN HEROBRIEN WOULD BE JEALOUS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, CUZ OUR SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A CREEPER!

    WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.

    BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.

    OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.

    SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!

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