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| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 8761 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit, you won’t believe it! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, like, what even?! And get this, our server mascot is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes, like, how cool is that?!
The biggest challenge right now is trying to tame the wild chickens that keep attacking us with their evil clucks and feathers of doom. It’s affecting us by making us run around like headless chickens (pun intended) trying to avoid their wrath. But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? So come join us and let’s conquer this crazy chicken army together!
