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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 6051 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 25 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where hygiene is a top priority. No more stinky husbands or uncomfortable conversations about UTIs here!
Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the best luck in finding diamonds. Some say our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that your mining adventures will be fruitful and odor-free.
So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to shower before logging on – we have standards here!