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| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 6490 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 2509 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 |
| Animals Bred: | 117 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords and flying pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the mobs bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of classic Minecraft tunes.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Steroid Steve,” a player who claims to have maxed out all his stats without ever touching a single diamond or golden apple. Is he a Minecraft god or just a really dedicated player? Join us to find out and maybe challenge him to a duel in the lava pit of doom!
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning reality and wondering if your character is secretly on steroids too.
