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I Just Shoot Shit My Pants Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5520
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	225	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Mines Excavated:	1479	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish! We’ve got players shooting shit out of their pants left and right – it’s like a poopocalypse up in here!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying feces while building your dream base. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground poop society that holds epic poop battles every Saturday night. It’s like a shitty version of Fight Club, but with more poop.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to have the time of your life – just make sure to bring some extra pants because shit’s about to get real.

R4GELAND – Survive, build, fight Minecraft server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1552
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	32	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Welcome to the R4GELAND project! Here you will find adventures in classic survival mode. The server has various plugins installed for skills, weddings, pets, clans, auto-mine, shops, trampolines, game currency, leaderboards (PVP, online, money), parkour and much more! Let’s develop together – R4GELAND!

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Destroy Anime Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Star Shards Collected:	199
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of all those weebs running around in their Naruto skins, screaming “Believe it!” and building pixelated versions of their waifus? Look no further, because on our server, we have one mission and one mission only: to destroy all anime for the good of mankind!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to rid the world of all things anime, from kawaii cat girls to overpowered protagonists with spiky hair. Our staff members are trained in the ancient art of anti-anime combat, and we will stop at nothing until every last body pillow is burned to ashes.

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that turn all mobs into chibi versions of themselves, because nothing strikes fear into the hearts of anime lovers like a tiny, adorable creeper. And don’t even get us started on our PvP arena, where you can battle it out with other players using weapons like the “Sword of Weeb Slaying” and the “Shield of Anti-Anime Justice.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us in our noble quest to rid the world of anime once and for all. Because let’s face it, the only good anime is no anime.

Brazil’s Nowt Expensive Squads Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6470
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Void Gems Collected:	30	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Brazils nowt expensive squads? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits!

3. Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber chickens! Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and power-ups.

4. The server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a pig too!

5. We have a special event every month called “The Great Chicken Race,” where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest across a lava pit. Winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

So what are you waiting for? Join Brazils nowt expensive squads and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and rubber chickens!

Crafty Tipsters Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5123
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	New Chunks Explored:	751854
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Towns Built:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about leg pain again! Our server is equipped with special finishing mechanics that ensure you always finish strong. Say goodbye to achy legs and hello to endless gaming fun! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself blessed our server with magical powers that will make your builds ten times more epic. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2681
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the land.

Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with the power of a thousand suns? We got it. Need a potion that turns you into a flying unicorn? We can make it happen. Join our server and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6589
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the chuds out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding kangaroos into battle, mining for diamonds with your pet koala, and building upside-down houses just for fun. Our community is filled with hilarious Aussies who will keep you entertained with their outrageous antics and quirky slang.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we host epic Vegemite eating contests and throw shrimp on the barbie parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a drop bear lurking in the trees waiting to pounce on unsuspecting players.

So why are Australians such chuds? Because we know how to have a bloody good time on this insane Minecraft server! Join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

Kaiju No.8 Minecraft SMP #117

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1513
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the moonwalk before exploding!

We have a secret underground base where we host weekly llama dance parties and a sky island where the sheep can fly (yes, you read that right, FLY!). Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet slime that will follow you around and leave a trail of glitter wherever it goes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (just don’t ask for unlimited diamonds, we’ve tried that already).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

Kanade’s Workplace Harassment Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	773
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Emeralds Found:	316
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Buildings Constructed:	27	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Players Killed by Monsters:	5900	Endless Night Skies:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Divine Spears Created:	24
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us and witness the epic saga of Kanade and her workplace セクハラ scandal unfold in real-time. Will justice be served? Will there be a dramatic courtroom showdown? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a minute of the action on our server! Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, drama, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft gameplay.

Top 10 Minecraft SMP Countries in the Western Hemisphere

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	858	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Dragon Eggs Found:	8745	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the top 10 countries in the western hemisphere, each with their own unique culture and customs. From the land of talking cows to the kingdom of flying pigs, you’ll never run out of new places to explore and conquer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!