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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 6850 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 359969 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 6052 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
but wait, there’s more! on this server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. trust me, it’s a clucking good time.
oh, and get this, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking squid. i know, it sounds fishy, but it’s totally legit.
so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? it’s like a dream come true, except you’re not actually dreaming. or are you? who even knows anymore, man. just join and let the madness begin!