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| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 5801 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 231 | Mines Excavated: | 2244 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 825038 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
So, like, there’s this epic Minecraft server where the Russian government is all like, “No smartphones for our forces in Ukraine, bro!” And everyone is like, “Whaaat? That’s so random, dude!”
But, like, on this server, we don’t follow any rules, man! You can use all the smartphones you want, even if you’re in Ukraine or Russia or Mars or wherever, dude! We’re rebels, man!
Join this server if you want to stick it to the man and use your smartphone while building epic castles and battling dragons. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the banned smartphones. Shh, don’t tell anyone, bro! It’s our little secret. Let’s go, gamers!
