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> Game sucks ass Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4767
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that suck ass? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a passion for trolling players. Get ready for some epic pranks and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your sanity.

2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their poultry revolution?

3. Our server is haunted by a ghostly pig named Sir Oinksalot, who roams the land seeking revenge on anyone who dares to challenge his authority. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle?

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be warned, things may get a little…weird.

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6146
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	25	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, embark on quests to find the mythical bacon tree, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a stack of emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new ruler of the coop?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

What The Heck Is This Minecraft SMP Thing /pol/

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7447
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to uncover the mysteries of the frozen orb! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some alien technology that can freeze drones in mid-air. Imagine the chaos you could cause in PvP battles with that kind of power! Plus, you never know what other strange and bizarre creatures you might encounter in our world. Will you be the one to unravel the secrets of the icy orb, or will you fall victim to its chilling powers? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Tiny-MC.org

classic mechanics, Community, Fair Gameplay, Fun, Golden Shovel, Land claiming, Minecraft, minimal plugins, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8566
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9897	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Simple fun survival See you in the wild Classic survival mechanics with no unnecessary frills Land-claiming with the Golden Shovel to protect your builds A Welcoming Community Fair Gameplay Minimal Plugins

tiny-mc.org

M’Monday Fauna Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	733
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	New Chunks Explored:	787089
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Outer Wilds? Look no further than our server! Join us for karaoke nights, where we sing like creepers in heat. Our schedule is so unpredictable, it’s like trying to find diamonds in a desert biome. Plus, we have an exclusive Ara Ara button for those who need a little extra spice in their gaming experience. And don’t forget to report, hide, and ignore grasshoppers and their bait – they’re the real creepers of the Minecraft world. So come join us, where the only thing more unpredictable than our streams is trying to find a llama in a village.

Minecraft SMP – Speedy the Blockhog Hangout

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7167
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – The Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds to a Very Sonic Christmas. We even have an exclusive Sonic x DC Comics Collaboration that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. Did you know that our members once built a giant Sonic statue made entirely out of diamonds? Or that we hold weekly races on our custom-built Sonic Rumble track, complete with loop-de-loops and boost pads?

So come on in and join the chaos! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chaos Emeralds hidden somewhere in our world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join The Sonic the Hedgehog General SMP today!

MWorld.ru Minecraft server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	968
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Star Shards Collected:	224	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Come join our server!

We’re having fun!

mworld.mc-join.ru:20105

Obscure Video Game Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6391
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magic Items Found:	6036	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Zombie Dances:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Hey hey gamers, forget about those boring mainstream games and come join our wacky Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a floating island in the sky, guarded by flying pigs with laser eyes. Only the bravest and most skilled players can make it past their deadly gaze.

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware – it’s also home to a gang of mischievous chickens armed with diamond swords. Can you outsmart them and claim the loot?

3. Our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. One moment you’re mining for diamonds, the next you’re being chased by a ghostly explosion – it’s all in good fun, right?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embark on the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced!

TikTok No Longer Being Banned Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9799
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	113	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Votes:	4403
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride around on a llama wearing a top hat? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic events like the annual Creeper Derby, where players ride creepers like horses and try to be the last one standing. And don’t even get us started on the legendary Battle of the Blockheads, where players fight to the death using nothing but blocks as weapons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most chaotic community in the Minecraft universe. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the Nether!

hardrockskyblock

Community, Discord, Economy, hardrockskyblock, Minecraft, New Year, Parkour, planned servers, Server, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5403
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Endless Night Skies:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Towns Built:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Alien Abductions:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

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