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Crab Rave Minecraft SMP

Challenges, coping mechanisms, crab, Despair, determination, doom mongering, Endurance, Frustration, hopelessness, mental health, Minecraft, Moaning, monotony, Negativity, patience, perseverance, pissing, rave, Repetition, resilience, self-care, setbacks, smp, spastics

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8780
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where for the past 6 months all we’ve had to eat is crab! That’s right, no steak, no pork chops, just crab legs for days. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of butter to go around!

Despite the constant complaints and doomsday predictions from our players, we’ve managed to thrive on nothing but crab. Our secret? We’ve all become experts at crab fishing and cooking. Who needs a balanced diet when you’ve got a never-ending supply of delicious crustaceans?

Join us if you’re ready to embrace the crab life and become a true crustacean connoisseur. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary giant crab boss lurking in the depths of our ocean biome. Just watch out for its pincer attacks!

So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive on nothing but crab. Who needs steak when you’ve got a shellfish sensation waiting for you? Let’s get crackin’!

SurgiCraft: The Ultimate Makeover

10. Fantasy medical procedure, 11. Unavailable surgery, 12. Fantasy healthcare, 13. Make-believe medical treatment, 14. Desired medical procedure, 15. Fictional medical intervention, 16. Imaginary healthcare, 17. Wishful medical surgery, 18. Dream medical procedure, 19. Hypothetical medical treatment, 2. Imaginary surgery, 20. Nonexistent healthcare., 3. Fantasy surgery, 4. Wishful surgery, 5. Dream surgery, 6. Nonexistent surgery, 7. Desired surgery, 8. Make-believe surgery, 9. Hypothetical surgery, Fictional surgery, makeover, SurgiCraft, Ultimate

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7070
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	665246	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Have you ever wished for a surgery that could give you the ability to mine diamonds with your bare hands in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we offer the exclusive “Diamond Extraction Surgery” where our skilled virtual surgeons implant diamond-tipped fingers into your avatar, allowing you to effortlessly gather precious gems in the game!

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to undergo the “Creeper Repellent Surgery”, where we implant a special device in your character that emits a scent so repulsive to creepers that they’ll run away in fear whenever you approach. No more unexpected explosions ruining your builds!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out our “Ender Dragon Taming Surgery” where we give you the ability to ride and control the fearsome Ender Dragon, turning it into your loyal steed as you soar through the skies of the Minecraft world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience these outrageous surgeries for yourself! You’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again!

CraftyCreeperWars

ammunition, arms deal, arms trade, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWars, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, global affairs, India, international conflict, international relations, military equipment, Military Supplies, national security, political tensions, russia, Ukraine, War, weapons

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7629
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	171
Meteorites Collected:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	3131

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the ammunition from india enters ukraine and raises russian ire! why is this happening in minecraft you ask? well let me tell you a crazy story.

so basically, our server is set in a parallel universe where india and ukraine are at war over who has the best curry recipe. and the russians are just chilling, getting mad because they want some curry too.

but don’t worry, you can join the fun and help either side by building epic curry restaurants or crafting insane weapons to defend your favorite spice.

so come on down and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen! plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you ask for?

Berry Tea Wine Server

antioxidants, berries, berry, brain aging, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, dementia risk, flavonoids, health benefits, healthy diet, Longevity, Memory Loss, natural remedies, neuroprotection, nutrition, Prevention, Red wine, Server, study, tea, wine

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6301
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

join dis minecraft server if u want to keep ur brain cells alive, bro. we got so many berries, tea, and red wine that u will never forget where u put ur diamond pickaxe. eat 6 servings of flavonoid-rich foods per day and u will be 28% less likely to forget where u built ur epic castle. trust me, u don’t want to end up like Steve who forgot where he left his bed and ended up sleeping in a creeper’s cave. so come join us and keep ur brain cells safe while u mine and craft ur way to victory!

Wife’s 50, I’m 30 Minecraft Server

30s, 50s, age difference, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Dying, future plans, Help, Infidelity, Intimacy, Jealousy, Marriage, Minecraft, monogamy, open relationship, Polyamory, Replacement, Server, taboo, Trust, Wife, Wifes

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4231
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Void Armor Forged:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the age doesn’t matter and neither do the rules!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own harem of blocky babes, just like this player’s wife promised to do for him! Who needs diamonds when you have a lineup of potential replacements ready to go?

Explore our server and see if you can find your own sugar mommy or daddy who’s willing to let you explore your wildest fantasies. The possibilities are endless, just like the drama that unfolds when you mix love, lust, and Minecraft together.

So come on in and see if you can find your next Minecraft soulmate, or at least someone who’s down for a little blocky fun on the side. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a love triangle that’s more twisted than a creeper explosion!

Neon Green Minecraft SMP

Frustration, gardening, green leaves, Green.., greenery, houseplants, indoor plants, leaf discoloration, Minecraft, neo, Neon, plant advice, Plant care, plant care tips, plant diagnosis, plant health, plant help, plant issues, plant maintenance, plant problems, plant support, smp, Troubleshooting

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7046
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener than your grandma’s lawn! Seriously, we have no idea why your neo is so green, but we do know that joining our server will make your Minecraft experience 10 times more colorful and chaotic.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

PupCraftPlaydate

Babysitting, compromise, Date night, dog behavior, dog fear, Dog lover, dog-friendly, dog-friendly house, family, family drama, family time, free babysitting, golden retriever, pet accommodations, pet guilt, pet owner, pet parent, pet-friendly, PupCraftPlaydate, sibling rivalry, well-behaved dog

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3973
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	3477	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Emeralds Found:	2146	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dogs are always welcome! We understand the importance of furry companions, which is why we encourage all players to bring their beloved pets along for the adventure.

Join us and experience a world where golden retrievers like Charlie roam freely, spreading love and joy to all who encounter them. Watch as your doggo makes friends with other players’ pets, forming alliances and embarking on epic quests together.

Don’t let anyone tell you that your dog can’t come along for the ride. After all, who wouldn’t want a loyal companion by their side as they conquer dungeons and build magnificent structures?

So come on over to our server and let your doggo join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe Charlie will become a legendary hero in the world of Minecraft, known far and wide for his good behavior and irresistible charm. Join now and let the adventure begin!

Forgetful Pixel Playgrounds

activities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, Daily Life, forgetful, forgetful behavior, forgetfulness, Frequency, list, Memory, memory exercise, memory improvement, memory lapse, Memory Loss, memory retention, memory test, mindfulness, past week, PIXEL, playgrounds, recall, Reflection, Routine

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1473
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Magic Items Found:	4689
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Void Gems Collected:	15

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts. it’s, like, totally crazy, man.

like, last week, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry llamas. it was, like, so intense, you could feel the feathers flying everywhere. and then, like, out of nowhere, a herd of dancing pigs joined in and started breakdancing. it was, like, the best thing ever, dude.

and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. it’s, like, the hottest spot in all of minecraft. we got glowsticks, we got funky music, we got villagers doing the worm. it’s, like, totally lit, bro.

so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and, like, never forget a single moment, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the ultimate minecraft experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftHaven | Paused

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Forge, Hunger Games, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3591
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Epic Quests Completed:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	574
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Welcome to CraftHaven!

We are a server that just started and we are looking for players to support us! We are a family-friendly server which welcomes everyone! We love hearing out suggestions and feedback as we want to always improve so don’t be afraid to reach out! 🙂

Currently we only offer one game mode: Modified – As the name suggests, it’s a vanilla server but “modified”: Custom Enchants, Residence Claims, Diamond Block Economy, Player Shops, etc.

Come check it out for yourself! I’d love to hear your opinions!

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❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings, XETA2025

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3332
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	173	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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