MC Crasher Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FrenchFriesInSerbia

$3 billion deal, Air Force, aircraft, arms deal, BALKANS, Defense, defense procurement, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european union, French warplanes, FrenchFriesInSerbia, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military alliance, military modernization, nato, russia, Serbia, strategic shift

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9214
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	925971	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Emeralds Found:	7279	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, like Serbia buying French warplanes level of epicness. we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster ride.

imagine flying through the skies on a warplane, dropping TNT on unsuspecting creepers below. that’s the kind of madness you can expect on dis server.

we got crazy builds that will make your jaw drop faster than Serbia dropping $3 billion on dem warplanes. join us and be part of the insanity. trust me, you won’t regret it.

VibeCraft: Learn to Please

adult toys, Artificial Intelligence, Customization, data collection, Future, innovation, intimate technology, learn, machine learning, machine learning algorithms, Personal preferences, personalized experiences, Pleasure, sensor technology, sexual health, sexual wellness, Smart Devices, tech advancements, Technology, user experience, VibeCraft, vibrator

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3108
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	218	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Emeralds Found:	2018	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where the blocks are made of vibrating machines that learn your personal preferences. Yeah, that’s right, we’re not far away from a machine-learning enabled vibrator that learns personal preferences. Join our server and experience the thrill of building with blocks that vibrate to your liking. Trust us, once you try it, you’ll never want to go back to regular old blocks again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the vibrating fun begin!

Neighborhoods of Misconception

affluent neighborhoods, class divide, conservative beliefs, economic status, income disparity, income estimation, income inequality, liberal beliefs, Misconception, neighborhood demographics, neighborhood dynamics, neighborhood wealth, Neighborhoods, political ideology, Poor conservatives, poorer neighborhoods, societal perceptions, socioeconomic status, wealth estimation, wealth perception, wealthy liberals

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4438
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

join our epic minecraft server where poor conservatives and wealthy liberals live in harmony! liberals be like “omg my neighbors are so rich, i bet they have diamond blocks for walls” and conservatives be like “my neighbors must be swimming in emeralds, they probably have a pet dragon too” come join the fun and see for yourself the wacky world of exaggerated wealth and crazy neighbors! you never know what kind of mansion or castle your neighbor might have next door, maybe even a secret underground lair filled with treasure! join now and let your imagination run wild in our one-of-a-kind server!

🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️: Where creeper explosions are just accepted as part of the decor!

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], & Ghast Grief, +18, Accelerated Leaf Decay, Accepted, anti-creeper., club, creeper, decor, Enderman, explosions, Fabric, Geophilic, Hermitcraft-like, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Online webmap, part, ServUX, simple voice chat, smp, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3852
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

About Us

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

Hardware & Setup

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Platform	Fabric 1.21
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	10GB (32 Total)

Mods & Tweaks

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed Mobs & Players Drop Heads Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief Accelerated Leaf Decay Minecarts now run 4x faster Online Webmap

Application

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

Join our Discord Server here!
Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Step 4: Short Interview
Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

FreakyCraft Minecraft Server

digital community, digital space, forum, Freaks, FreakyCraft, image board, image sharing, image sharing platform, Imagine, internet culture, internet forum, Meme culture, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, online forum, online image board, online interaction, online platform, Server, social media, social-networking, virtual community

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7802
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Emeralds Found:	4549	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Zombie Dances:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a bunch of absolute freaks who will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

But that’s not all! Our community events are something you won’t want to miss. From pig racing tournaments to zombie apocalypse survival challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on and join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your creations). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCrushinMinecraft SMP

CraftyCrushinMinecraft, smp

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7497
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mines Excavated:	1471	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1

So, there’s this girl that I like, and she’s only on this Minecraft SMP server! If you want a chance to impress her with your epic building skills and hilarious jokes, then you better join us ASAP. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the server, guarded by a pack of llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wacky adventures begin!

VapeCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, addiction, Agreement, Boundaries, boundaries enforcement, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Enabling, facilitating, health, joint card, Minecraft, partner’s vaping, Partnership, relationship, Server, Support, throwaway, Ultimatum, VapeCraft, WIBTAH

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5151
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Zombie Dances:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5575

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who just can’t kick their vaping habit? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any pesky vape clouds getting in your way.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only clouds you’ll see are made of pixels. Plus, with our strict no-vaping policy, you can rest easy knowing that you won’t have to deal with any secondhand smoke while you play.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to vape drama for good. Who knew that the key to a vape-free life was just a few blocks away?

PixelPeepers: FakeNudesExposed

anxiety, boudoir, Boyfriend, Breakup, Communication, cybercrime, depression, Distance, fake nudes, FakeNudesExposed, forgiveness, HEARTBREAK, Honesty, LDR, LEAK.., Modeling, photoshop, PixelPeepers, relationship, Trauma, Trust

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	832
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	3002	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this relationship story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, just like this poor model experienced.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, whether it’s dealing with fake nudes or uncovering shocking secrets. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about being accused of something you didn’t do (unlike that poor model).

So come join us and experience the drama, the suspense, and the heartbreak on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the chaos begin!

WrongConsensus Minecraft SMP

alternative perspectives, cognitive biases, controversial topics, critical thinking, debunked theories, Examples, groupthink, historical events, historical inaccuracies, majority consensus, Minecraft, Misinformation, popular beliefs, public opinion, recent history, revisionist history, smp, societal beliefs, societal norms, wrong, WrongConsensus

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1613
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	187	Crops Grown:	7671
Players Killed by Monsters:	1457	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community that believes the Earth is flat and that llamas are secretly ruling the world from behind the scenes. We have weekly llama parades and offer exclusive llama-themed armor for all our players. Plus, we hold regular debates on why pineapple pizza is the only acceptable pizza topping. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky world where the majority consensus is always wrong!

UglyCraft – Beauty is in the blocks!

beauty, blocks, UglyCraft

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2535
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	New Chunks Explored:	630647
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Animals Bred:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	4948
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being called ugly again because our virtual world is filled with pixelated beauty! Our server is so visually stunning that even the Ender Dragon would stop in its tracks to take a selfie with the scenery. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond armor gives you a flawless complexion and our enchanted weapons make you look like a total badass. So come join us and show off your inner and outer beauty in a world where even the creepers are jealous of your looks!