mc burger – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CowCraft: Where Normal Cattle Think They’re Players!

alcohol, Allowance, Attempt, cattle, CowCraft, Distracted, DYNASTY, emancipate, Entertained, Escape, fast food, Genuinely, jangling keys, mc burger, normal, normalcattle, parents, Pitiful, Players, progeny, slaves, spend, Theyre, think.., tobacco

Are you tired of being a normal cattle in the Minecraft world? Do you want to escape the mundane life of pitiful allowances and jangling keys? Then join our server where you can be anything but normal!

On our server, you can escape the chains of normalcy and become a true Minecraft legend. Our parents don’t make any attempt to emancipate their dynasty, but that’s okay because you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to care!

Forget about fast food and tobacco, on our server, the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of adventure. So come join us and break free from the shackles of normalcy. Who needs a Mc Burger when you can have a Minecraft feast fit for a king? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

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New Server IP
PeasantRevolt Minecraft SMP

activism, Aristocrats, common people, control, Corruption, Division, hate, INEQUALITY, influence, Justice, Manipulation, Minecraft, oligarchs, Peace, PeasantRevolt, power, resistance, smp, society, solidarity, Unity, uprising, War

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of being controlled by the evil oligarchs and aristocrats on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not because on our server, we are all about peace, love, and building epic structures out of pixelated blocks!

Join us on this wild ride as we band together to overthrow the corrupt rulers of other servers and create a utopia where everyone is equal and free to mine diamonds to their heart’s content. Plus, we have a secret weapon that will blow your mind – enchanted golden carrots that give you superhuman strength and speed!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s show those evil oligarchs who’s boss! Together, we will build a world where everyone can live in harmony and mine diamonds in peace. Let’s do this, gamers! #DownWithTheOligarchs #PeaceLoveMinecraft”

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New Server IP
Zelensky vs Trump & Vance: Russian Press PvP

Challenges, Communication, debate, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign language, international relations, interpreter, language barrier, Media, Politics, Press, press conference, public speaking, PvP, russia, Russian, scrutiny, trump, Ukraine, Vance, world leaders, Zelensky

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll have more fun than Zelensky defending himself in a press conference conducted in a foreign language! Imagine Trump and Vance trying to navigate their way through our server in Russian – chaos would ensue! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this hypothetical scenario. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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New Server IP
CraftyEuroUnity

Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, CraftyEuroUnity, Diplomacy, eastern europe, European leaders, european union, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, nato, political tensions, solidarity, Support, transatlantic relations., trump, Ukraine, Unity, Western leaders, zelenskyy

so, like, imagine this minecraft server, right? it’s, like, the craziest place ever, man. you gotta join because, like, all the european leaders are there, and they’re, like, all uniting behind ukraine because of some epic confrontation between trump and zelenskyy. it’s, like, a total showdown, bro. you gotta be there to witness the madness. plus, there’s, like, insane battles and epic quests to go on. it’s, like, the wildest ride of your life. so, like, join now and be part of the chaos, man. it’s gonna be a blast!

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New Server IP
Trash Teleportation Land

#sustainability, Environmental awareness, environmental impact, Garbage, global impact, Land, landfill, Pollution, recycling, Teleportation, Trash, Waste Disposal, waste disposal methods, waste disposal practices, waste generation, waste management, waste management practices, waste management solutions, waste management strategies, waste management techniques, waste production, waste reduction, waste treatment

so, like, u know when u toss sumthin in the trash? well, on dis server, dat trash don’t go away, it jus teleports sumwhere else in da world. like, imagine throwin away a block of dirt and it ends up in da middle of a castle or sumthin. how crazy is dat? join dis server for all da wacky adventures and unexpected surprises. u never know where ur trash will end up next!

IP: trashTeleport.About.teleport

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New Server IP

Simply Vanilla

Active players, Allies, BETRAYAL, Community, Conquer, Discord, escape spawn, map size, Nether, No Duping, No Hacks, ONLINE, PvP, semi anarchy, Simply, starter base, STRONG, strong community, Survival, tb, Vanilla, World Borders

Server Name:	Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!
Online Since:	2019
Features:	No hacking/duping allowed, Vanilla world-borders, accessible Nether-roof
IP Address:	simplyvanilla.net
Discord:	Join our Discord community!
Website:	Visit our website!
Map Size:	10 TB+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. Can I use hacks or duping on the server?

No, hacking or duping is not allowed on Simply Vanilla. All players are expected to play fair and abide by the server rules.

2. What are the boundaries of the world in Simply Vanilla?

The server has Vanilla world-borders, meaning there are set boundaries within which players can explore and build.

3. Is the Nether-roof accessible on the server?

Yes, the Nether-roof is accessible in Simply Vanilla, allowing players to explore this dimension and utilize it for their gameplay.

4. How can I escape spawn in Simply Vanilla?

Check out this video for a guide on how to escape spawn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

5. Can I form alliances with other players on the server?

Yes, players are encouraged to form alliances, make friends, or even betray and conquer bases in Simply Vanilla. The choice is yours!

Join Simply Vanilla today and experience the thrill of anarchy gameplay without hacking!

Eternal Gamers Haven 1.21

EMBARRASSING, ETERNAL, Gamers, gaming addiction, Gaming Challenges, Gaming Community, gaming criticism, gaming dedication, gaming frustration, gaming habits, Gaming Lifestyle, gaming motivation, gaming passion, gaming performance, gaming self-esteem, gaming self-improvement, Gaming Skills, gaming stereotypes, Haven, lack of improvement, skill level, video games

Yo, bro, if you suck at games but still play all day, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why? Because here, sucking at games is celebrated! We love our noob players who can’t even find their way out of a paper bag in-game. It’s like a support group for the hopelessly bad gamers out there. So come on, embrace your suckiness and join us for a good time!

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HoneymoonClashCraft

HoneymoonClashCraft

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, it’s like a rollercoaster of fun and craziness! So, like, this one time, there was a player who wanted to build a giant statue of a potato, but then a herd of zombie pigs attacked and destroyed it all! It was epic!

And another time, there was a player who tried to build a house out of diamonds, but then a giant chicken came and pecked it all down! LOL, talk about bad luck!

Join now for the most insane adventures and wacky moments you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! You never know what’s gonna happen next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off the whole time!

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MineCraftyMelodies

comfort, coping mechanism, emotional, Emotional support, empowerment, favorite songs, Feel-Good, healing, inspiration, mental health, MineCraftyMelodies, mood booster, motivation, Music, music therapy, playlist, positive vibes, Relaxation, self love, self-care, Uplifting

Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in the dark? Come join our Minecraft server and let us serenade you with the sweet melodies of our jukebox! Need a pick-me-up after a creeper blows up your house for the 100th time? We’ve got the perfect playlist to lift your spirits and get you back in the game. From epic battle tunes to soothing lullabies, our music library has got you covered. So why wait? Join us now and let the music guide you to victory!

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New Server IP
ZelenskiyVsTrumpCraft

clash, controversy, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, media coverage, News, Oval Office, political analysis, Politics, public opinion, reaction, summit meeting, trump, Ukraine, united states, world, world leaders, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyVsTrumpCraft

OMG U GUYS U NEED TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF JUST LIKE WHEN ZELENSKIY AND TRUMP FOUGHT IN DA OVAL OFFICE LOL. U CAN BUILD UR OWN CASTLE AND PROTECT IT FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND STUFF. PLUS, U MIGHT RUN INTO ZELENSKIY AND TRUMP HAVING ANOTHER SHOWDOWN IN DA GAME, WHO KNOWS? JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF DA CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! #ZelenskiyVsTrump #MinecraftMadness 🤣🏰🧟‍♂️

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New Server IP

United Crafters

Builder, Crafters, Creative, Custom, Discord, Economy, Events, Explorer, hermitcraft, Mindcrack, Mini Games, Mods, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Season, Server, smp, Survival, United, Vanilla

United Crafters SMP Overview

Description
Welcome to United Crafters SMP! Where we strive to make a welcoming community for all sorts of players 15 years or older. Are you a builder? A redstoner? An explorer? We have a spot for you! Apply today to be a part of our Hermitcraft-inspired server! New season starting soon join our discord https://discord.gg/SxPxRfJ9TR for more information.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What is United Crafters SMP?	United Crafters SMP is a Minecraft server for players 15 years or older, inspired by the Hermitcraft server. We welcome players of all playstyles and have a friendly community.
How can I join United Crafters SMP?	To join our server, you can apply through our website or join our Discord server for more information on the application process.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, players must be 15 years or older to join United Crafters SMP.
What kind of players are welcome on the server?	We welcome players of all playstyles, whether you enjoy building, redstone engineering, exploring, or other aspects of Minecraft.